lyrical_mess Falling In Love With The Board
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 5278
 | January 4th, 2007 at 12:33pm Mastodon:lyrical_gaah52:Not the Hindu one. I know I'm a big huge braggy bitch, but it is the oldest religion, the most complex religion, the most science based religion, the most believable and somehow entertaining religion. Indian rishis and yogis and gurus were the world's first scientists. They calculated the Earth's circumference long before Vasco De Gama's grandparents were born.
And according to our scriptures, which are many, evolution happened. Its written there. There's records of mutants and shit, too. Anyway, according to the Hindu creation theory, the three main incarnations (Vishnu. Siva, Bramha) and their female counterparts were chillin' and there was some kind of brainstorm thingy and yeah. So they made evolution happen.
Pwned.
So they appeared and for some reason had a brainstorm and magically life was created?
Actually, yeah, that's what it sounds like...But it wasn't sudden. It was evolution. I dunno. Some of the folk stories like that one are super-retarded. I'll have to ask my dad and get the full version. I'm assuming its more than just "Yo, let's make amoeba!!!" |
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 Age: 34 Gender: Male Posts: 16018 | January 4th, 2007 at 02:39pm lyrical_gaah52:Actually, yeah, that's what it sounds like...But it wasn't sudden. It was evolution. I dunno. Some of the folk stories like that one are super-retarded. I'll have to ask my dad and get the full version. I'm assuming its more than just "Yo, let's make amoeba!!!"
I would get further into this, but it blags my head. XD |
lyrical_mess Falling In Love With The Board
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 5278
 | January 19th, 2007 at 01:42pm You know what's a really fun theory? The one from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. That we live on a planet that was made by the business-planet and was an order placed by mice from a different planet. |