Ask Armstrong!

I want to know how big his head actually is.
Someone I know went on stage with them and he didn't go near Billie Joe because of the size of his head.

So,
Dear Billie Joe, [or whoever.]
How big is your head?
Love Hayley =)

um ok My head is normal size I think.

Dear Billie,
What would you do if you were kicked out of the band

dear billie,what dose punk mean to you???

dear billiejoe1,i would not be kick out of the band!come on we love each other,we are very close,if you now what i mean....and in a way i am GREEN DAY.....if you think bout it.....

^ WTF

Do you spend much time with your brothers and sisters?

ament

what you mean by that???

Dear Billie Joe, (and please anser seriously, cause this is a serious problem.)

i seem to be adicted to masturbateing. i can't think about anything else besides. i'm always rubbing myself. what should i do?

dear lyndy, i've got the same problem, i think you just should don't worry about it, or find a person who share your feelings with

dear bj i have a crush on everybody, even if i 've already a boyfriend, i don't know what should i do... i flirt with every rocker i find on my way

thats ok. it wouldnt be normal not to like guys that much. (i still think guys are hot and im with adie)


dear billie joe im starting to find playing my guitar a bit boring. what should i do?

I am SOOO In love your band, and even my bf thinks I'm past the point of fandom, he says it's a cult. What should I do so that he wont think my obsession is scaring him?

thanks xx toodles

dear ...?
just try to talk to him about it very gently

beej

dear Billie Joe
i have a knitting delema. and since i know your wife knits, i have to knit three pairs of socks for some very nice librarins i know. they each want one pair, but each pair takes abot three weeks to make! and i'm moving out of state in two weeks! what should i do?
knitty

dear billie,
i wanna ask you if you have plans of having a baby girl?

Dear Knitty,

You're goint to have to break it to them that you can't make them in time, or send them to them through the mail

Billie

Dear Daremay.

I belive this is for problems not questions about me,

Billie

Dear Billie Joe

I have a slight dilema, I admire my teacher, he always makes me smile and just makes me in a generally better mood. Though people think I have a crush on him and well the honest truth is, I'm not sure myself. What should I do?

- Teachers Pet.

Dear Billie Joe,
I want to see you now, what should I do? Should I sleep and expect you in my dreams?

Okay Newbs this isw how this thread works.

Dear whoever the person in the post above you is.

Blah blah you act like Billie Joe and answer their problems.

-Beej

Dear BIllie Joe.

blah blah put your problem here [not OMG Billie what's going on]

-whoever you put yourself down as.

OKAY?? THAT IS HOW IT WORKS NOW USE THIS THREAD CORRECTLY.

Dear Billie Joe,
I was hoping you could help me out.
I have a little bit of a fancy for my best guy-friend, we do almost everything together.
Now, this girl I know, whom I'm pretty good friends with has met him, and now, they are hanging out almost every single day.
I seriously want to tell her to back the eff off and leave him alone! But, I know this is a free country and people can talk to whom they want, blah blah blah.
What should I do?
XOXO | Jennifer

Dear Jenn,
I think you should all get together, talk it out, then have a 3-way. That simple.

...Or you can just talk to them and let them know how you feel. (I guess that'd work too)
..But I totally like my first idea better.

- Shexay Bitch Billie.


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Dear Billie,
Every day I walked around outside listening to my "pod" and I'd see someone in a Slipknot or ICP shirt. It ofen leads to World War 69..but with glares. Or even they talk crap on my Green Day shirt or something Green Day related. What should I do next time?

-Kylee

Ps. I was thinking about walking over and hitting them with my drumsticks and then running. yea? (lol)

Dear Kylee,
It really doesn't matter, because Green Day is so awesome and deep down everyone knows it. We're so much better, because, like I said, Slipknot sounds like Tre choking on a hairball. But if you really want to get back at them, Just engage them in pleasant conversation, find out what really grinds their gears, and do it. But if you don't want to associate with scum, you can always just use your idea.
Sincerely,
Billie Joe
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Dear Billie Joe,
I'm punk, and everyone's saying it's just a phase and I'll grow out of it and it won't last two more months. I know that's not true, but it really pisses me off and I just want people to come out of denial and accept me for who I am. What should I do???
Yours,
Skylar

Dear skylar,
don't worry what your friends say or do and they should accept u sometime it just takes time- bj

dear bj
im deppressed alot what should i do to cope with it
A.J.

Dear A.J.,
the best thing you can do is find something that you really like and feel passionate about and make it your life. Find what interests you and make it yours.
Sincerely,
BJ
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Dear Billie,
I am sure than I have short-term memory loss or ADD or ssomething. I can't remember a conversation that I had 2 minutes ago, but I can remember names and lyrics and notes and stuff. The problem is, nobody believes me. And they won't even take me to get tested or anything. And I think it's getting worse. What should I do???
Yours forever,
Skylar

PS, I think I may have OCD, too. I know I have OCGDD. That's a given.