I'd invite him over to my house. He could slap my parents, wash it off, and then grill it!
What if Tre watched South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut and then went around calling people names from it like uncle fucker?
Tulve King For A Couple Of Days Age: 14 Gender: Female Posts: 2938
August 27th, 2008 at 05:46pm
I'd laugh. God damn people deserve it. Except Slappy.
What if Tre quit Green Day, bought a kennel, and raised Labradors for the rest of his life?
Invalid Subject Line King For A Couple Of Days Age: 87 Gender: Female Posts: 3349
August 28th, 2008 at 11:28pm
he better be making a dog version of green day.
What if tre made you a friendship bracelet, but put it around his cock and told you to take it off if you wanted it?
Mark Hoppus King For A Couple Of Days Age: 12 Gender: Female Posts: 11086
August 30th, 2008 at 06:44am
I'd take it off with the happiest feeing ever.
What if Tre poured a giant bucket of ice cream over your head?
Spider Tre This Board Is My Home Age: 15 Gender: Male Posts: 32801
August 30th, 2008 at 12:16pm
i'd ask why he did that then i would eat it. then i would get some ice cream and pour it on his head
What if Tre covered Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne?
Who Stole My Pants? King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 2758
August 31st, 2008 at 08:37am
well shit, probably would be better than the original.
What if Tre broke his neck trying to buff a countertop with his ass? (perfectly logical injury if you ask me)
Invalid Subject Line King For A Couple Of Days Age: 87 Gender: Female Posts: 3349
August 31st, 2008 at 05:56pm
I would buff the rest of the countertop after videotaping and placing that on youtube... and also posting it on the news section on gsb. hahaha then i'll call 911.
What if Tre was part cat and had an EXTREMELY hairy back, and asked if you can wax it for him?
Tulve King For A Couple Of Days Age: 14 Gender: Female Posts: 2938
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:11am
I'd wax it.
What if Tre humped your leg?
Mark Hoppus King For A Couple Of Days Age: 12 Gender: Female Posts: 11086
September 2nd, 2008 at 04:00am
I'd and ask him to stop and tell him he can hump me somewhere else. xD
What if Tre made out with a TV instead of you?
Who Stole My Pants? King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 2758
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:12pm
I'd let him make out with the TV. I don't know that I would want Tre near my face, have you seen that man's teeth? He's like a bloody fucking vampire.
What if Tre got married to a lifesize Barbie doll?
Tulve King For A Couple Of Days Age: 14 Gender: Female Posts: 2938
September 3rd, 2008 at 05:37am
That would be kind of like Lars and the Real Girl, wouldn't it?