Tré And The Chocolate Factory, chapter 5

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"Yes! Look! Tré can you come over here for a second please?" Billie Joe shouted so that he could finally get this little insect of a girl away from him.
"Sure Billie, what's up?"
Kerrie couldn't believe that her dream guy was standing in front of her, in a bass guitar belt for a skirt.
"Oh my god Tré cool, I'm finally standing in front of Tré cool!" Kerrie ran up to Tré's cold, hairy legs and hugged them till they were red like a tomato.
"Ummm... yes I'm Tré cool, I'm also the guy who hired you!" Tré and Billie looked like lemmings just standing their mesmerized by this little girls stupidity. (This girl is based on a real life person).

"BILLIE JOE I'M SO SORRY BABY PLEASE FORGIVE ME!" It was Adie, she ran through the huge doors and towards Billie Joe.
The whole place seemed to slow down and turn into slow motion, Adie running towards Billie Joe (like in the Baywatch Movies), Joey crying on the floor, Jakob dancing with Chloe, Tammy, Steph, Vicky, Hayley and Kim, the oompa loompa's, Billie Joe turning and Kerrie humping Trés leg like a horny male dog.
Adie got to the white chocolate bridge, and then suddenly she fell head first into the quick drying chocolate river. She rose to the top and quickly swam around trying to find a way out. Billie Joe dived into the river and found out that the chocolate had to be kept hot. He jumped up out of the chocolate river like a dolphin in the sea, playing in the waves.
"AHHHHHHHH! THAT'S HOT HOT HOT, Tré why didn't you tell me that the chocolate river is really hot.
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