Being The New Kid Doesn't Always Suck, chapter 16
"You guys the show starts in like 2 fucking hours. Get dressed!" Billie yelled from the hotel bathroom. Tre and Mike were sitting on the couch watching some tv with un groomed hair, old dirty t-shirts and boxers.
"Two hours is a long time Billie, we dont need that much time" Mike said
"Yea but we also need to catch a cab there and who knows how long that will take. and its also 30 minutes away. So get off your lazy fucking asses and get ready!" Billie joe yelled again.
" Oh god finee." Tre whinned as he got up and scratched his head and yawning at the same time. Mike got up as well. Tre walked in the washroom and shoved Billie out.
"What the fuck Tre!" Billie screached
"I have to take a piss, you can fuck off unless you wanna watch" Tre said frowning
"Sorry Mr.Crabby pants, geeze. You better lighten up before the show man" Billie joe said as he was sitting on the couch. Billie jumped as there was a huge bang on the door after billie said that. He heard a cord fall to the ground after the bang.
"Tre! Dont throw that hair dryer its already practicly broken" Mike yelled from the bedroom. The toilet flushed and the door opened. Tre was either really pissed off or upset.
"Wheres the fucking phone" Tre said in a very low voice compared to his high pitched jaunty voice. Billie pointed to a phone in the corner over by the couch. He dialed a number and when it was ringning Tre turned and looked at Billie, with a very angry look which made Billie get up and leave. Considering Tre was very well built man and didnt want to get in his bad books.
"Hi" The voice on the other end said
"Heyy Mona, Its daddy" Tre said
"DADDY!!" Ramona screached. Tre smiled, hearing his daughters voice made him so happy.
"Mommy!! its daddy!!" Ramona held the phone away from her mouth so she didnt hurt her dads ear when she yelled. Tre heard lisea's voice getting closer. His heart started beating faster and faster. He hasnt talked to his wife for a long time.
"Hey Mona!" Tre yelled
"Yea daddy" she said
"Didnt i tell you not pick up the phone?" Tre said in forcefull but sweet voice.
"Im Sorry daddy, but mommy was upstairs" Ramona said
"Its okay sweety, can i talk to mommy for a bit?" Tre said
"Yea, Bye daddy"
"Bye Mona" Tre said. Ramona passed the phone to her mom.
"Hey Hun" Lisea said
"Oh my god Hi. I havnt heard your voice for so long" Tre said
"Oh i know" Lisea said
"Hey um what are you and Mona doing this week?" Tre asked
"Nothing important"
"Say do you two wanna come down to the show in Austin? I really miss you two" Tre said
"Oh sure, of course. Glad-" She was cut off by Tre
"I take that as a yes" Tre said laughing.
"Haha yea" Lisea said
"Well i gotta go Hun, Ill call you tonight or tomorrow, I love you" Tre said
"I love you too Tre" Lisea replied
"Bye"
"Bye" Lisea said. They both hung up, Tre let out a loud sigh.
"Hey buddy, Is everything okay?" Mike said as he came out of the hotel bedroom ready to go.
"Im okay..Yea um Im sorry about being really pissy with you guys. I just really missed Lisea and Ramona" Tre said
"Hey i know what it feels like buddy" Mike said patting Tres shoulder
"No you dont. Your family doesnt live on the other side of the country now do they" Tre said
"No, but non of us get to see our family either"
"Just what ever. Im going to get changed and then were leaving" Tre said. Billie walked out of the bathroom and sat beside mike.
"What crawled up his ass and died?" Billie asked
"His Family..wait that sounded rude. Hes been missing Lisea and Ramona and i guess he exploded today" Mike said.
"Fo sho" Billie joe said. Mike looked at him and laughed.
"Shudup" Billie joe said laughing as well. Tre walked out of the bathroom forcing a smile.
"You ready?" Mike asked
"Yup" Tre said. They walked outside for the cab Billie called. It finally came after over 20 minutes of waiting. Billie opened the door and hopped in. Mike got in after him and then finally Tre.
"Where you gentlemen headed?" The taxi driver asked. He turned around and looked at them. His eyes almost popped out of his skull.
"Holy shittt you guys are..are GREEN DAY!" The taxi driver said freaking out
"Whoa whoa whoa calm down." Billie joe said laughing. The taxi driver calmed down and put a friendly smile on.
"My-My um neise loves you guys. Can i get an autograph for her?" He asked
"Yea sure, Whats her name?" Tre said. The taxi driver handed him a piece of paper and pen. Tre grabbed the pen and paper.
"Um David.." Tre smirked and wrote down his name. 'To David, The best Taxi driver in the world-Tre Cool'. He handed it to Mike and then Billie. Billie joe handed it back to him. He looked at it and blushed
"Thanks. So where you guys going?" The taxi driver asked
"The stadium please" Mike said
"Sure thing". They were there in no time, only an hour till the show. They had to get dropped off in the back where the fans werent hanging around till the doors open. The car stopped and Billie reached for his wallet
"Its on me" The taxi driver said. Billie smiled.
"Thanks" He said as he got out. Four big men came out of the building to direct them where to go. They got back stage and waited for it to start. The lights dimmed in the stadium and they all ran out on stage. Tre darted towards his drums and mike grabbed his bass. Billie ran over to his guitar and started playing the beginning of Armatage Shanks. The crowd was going wild. They ended the concert with Longview. They all ran back stage, they were all pooped out.
"Great show guys" Billie said
"Yea it was awsome, Mike you've always been fucking awsome with longview." Tre said
"Oh yes" Mike said smiling. Their manager came into the room.
"You guys have an hour before we gotta leave to Austin" The manager said
"But all our stuff is in our hotel room" Billie said
"Well you guys better get ready to leave now if we have to go to the hotel room"
"Okay". They all got ready and left for the hotel room. Tre grabbed his cell from his bag..should i? Naw i will later Tre thought.
"Get out and get all your shit you guys, Fast" The manager said as they all darted towards their room and grabbed their stuff. They were down and out of there in about 10 minutes. They got to airport, went through security and got on the plane. Two girls walked by them when they were seated. Billie and Mike were sleeping but Tres eyes were just closed. He was listening in on what the two girls were saying
"Oh my god Jesscia! its green day! its fucking green day!" one of the girls said to her friend
"Katie go ask for an auotgraph!" Jessica said
"No i dont want to wake them up!" . Tre got an idea he turned around so that his knees were facing the back of the seat. The two girls looked up and their eyes widened. He tried remembering their names and finally got it
"OH MY GOD ITS JESSICA AND KATIE! OH MY GOD OH MY GODD!" Tre screached. Everyone in the plane were staring at them. They both laughed and blushed. Tre calmed down.
"Sorry if i scared you two ladys" He said.
"Oh not you didnt" Jessica said. Tre stuck out his hand
"Im Tre, Tre Cool"
"I know haha Im Jessica" she said as she shook his hand. Tre put his hand towards Katie.
"Tre" He said
"The names Katie"
"Excuse me Sir, please take your seat the plane is about to take off" The flight attendant said. As Tre turned himself around he bumped Mike in the head with his elbow. Mike stirred and opened his eyes slowley
"Sorry Mikey" Tre said
"Errr" Mike mumbled
"What the hell were you doing" Mike said
"Uh nothing.." Tre said. He didnt tell them because he didnt want them to think he was immature. Tre asked the flight attendant if he could have paper and a pen. He ripped a piece off it and wrote 'Hey im Bored lets pass notes okay?' He passed it behind him. Jessica read it and smiled. 'okay, Im going to your next show' she passed it back 'Really? how bout that' 'yeaa' 'maybe ill see you after the concert?' 'maybee' 'hey, um after the show meet me by the backstage doors and ill let you in?' 'sure but what about Katie?' 'she can come too'. Jessica had butterflys in her stomache. The plane finally landed and Tre woke up Billie and Mike.
"Guys wake up, wake up the plan landed" Tre said nudging Mike. Billies eyes slowely opened. Mike and Billie got up and walked out without even noticing Tre didnt follow. When Tre saw Jessica he smiled.
Fuck shes Beautiful. Im only 25, she lookes old enough 23- 24?
"Hi" Jessica said as she smiled. What a beautiful smile. Tre thought
"Hey". Tre Jessica and Katie were walking in the aile towards the door.
"How come you didnt leave with Billie joe and Mike?" Jessica asked
"Oh cause..uh i wanted to um about after the show" Tre said
"Okay"
"So after the show makesure you and Katie come to the backstage doors okay"
"Okay i promise i wont forget" Jessica said
"Okay well Bye" Tre said He gave Jessica and Katie a hug and went down the stairs. He saw Billie and Mike waiting.
"Where did you go?" Billie asked
"Um i was talking to some fans" Tre said
"Okay well lets go" Mike said. Tre heard Jessica's voice behind him. He turned around and saw her face. He smiled and turned around again.
"Jessica, give him your number" Katie said . Tre heard what she said
"I dont know..I mean hes so nice, and like good looking but i dont know if hes into me." Jessica said. Tre crossed his fingers'please please please please' Tre thought.
"Oh come on its obvious hes into you" Katie said.
"Oh fine" Jessica said. She used a napkin she found in her pocket and wrote her number.
"TRE!" Jessica yelled. Tre, Billie joe, and Mike both turned around. Jessica was running towards them. Billie joe and Mike got worried they thought she was some crazed fan. They started backing up.
'Guys its okay, Shes one of the fans i was talking to" Jessica finally got to them.
"Oh my god" Jessica said.
"This is Billie Joe and Mike" Tre said
"Hi im Jessica and this is my best friend Katie"
"Hi" Billie joe and Mike said together.
"Um Tre can i talk to you for a second" Jessica said
"Yea sure, Hold on guys" Tre said. Jessica left Katie with Billie joe and Mike. They started talking about 'things'.
"Um..this is kind of wierd I know your married and everything but I wanted to give you my um number" Jessica said.
"Oh yea thats fine! thats great!" Tre said, he was happy as a gay pig. Jessica blushed but Tre couldnt see because it was dark. Jessica handed him her number.
"Okay Well Jessica i have to get going" Tre said
"Okay" Jessica said. They walked back to Billie Mike and Katie. Katie had a huge grin on her face. Tre gave Jessica anotehr hug and the same with Katie. Mike and Billie shook their hands.
"Okay well Bye, Ill call you" Tre said
"Bye" Jessica said .Jessica and Katie were walking the opposite way as them.
"Hey you got a thing for her?" Mike asked
"Of course not" Tre said in a nervous voice
"Mhm" Billie said. They finally got to the hotel room. They sat on the couch watching some t.v. Tre wasnt paying any attention he could only think about Jessica, her beautiful smile, her voice. Everything about her was amazing. Tre got up and grabbed his cell.
"Who you calling?" Mike asked
"Lisea" Tre said. Tre walked into the bedroom and sat at the end of the bed. He didnt know whether to call Jessica or not.. Goddamit fine i will Tre thought. He dialed the number on the napkin. Its ringing.
"Hello" The voice on the other end said
"Jessica?" Tre asked. His heart was pounding.
"Yup thats me" Jessica said.
"Um its Me Tre"
"Oh my god, Hi!" Jessica said
"Hi"
"Thats was sure fast"
"Yea i know"
"Cant get enough of em eh?" Jessica said.
"Oh yea, You and that smile..Shit i mean uh I was bored thats why i called" Tre said nervously
"Haha okayy"
"Well Jessica....." Tre and Jessica were on the phone all night until Mike yelled at Tre in his sleep to 'shut the fuck up' and 'why dont you suck my hairy balls'. The morning finally came and Mike and Billie were at the table drinking coffee.
"Morning Sleepy head" Mike said
"Morning" Tre said
"Did you have fun talking to Jessica last night?" Billie Joe asked
"Oh yea- I mean I wasnt talking to her." Tre said shifting his eyes.
"Mhm" Mike said
***
The night of the concert came and Tre couldnt wait till after the show so he can see Jessica. The lights dimmed once again and they all ran onstage phyced. Billie played the begininng of Armatage Shanks.
"HELLO AUSTIN!!" Billie yelled. The crowd Screached. Tre knew Jessica was in the crowd. When he started singing 'dominated love slave' he saw Jessica in the pit right by the stage. He smiled at her and he finished the song. The show ended and they ran back stage. Tre waited by the door and was looking out the peep hole.
'Dude what are you doing?" Billie asked
"Nothing Shut up" Tre said
"Uhh k" Billie said. He got tired of waiting for them so he sat down on the couch by Mike and Billie joe. He heard arguing at the door. So he got up and walked towards the door. He opened it and saw Jessia, gosh shes beautiful and her best friend Katie arguing with the security guard.
"Tre!" Jessica yelled.
"Two hours is a long time Billie, we dont need that much time" Mike said
"Yea but we also need to catch a cab there and who knows how long that will take. and its also 30 minutes away. So get off your lazy fucking asses and get ready!" Billie joe yelled again.
" Oh god finee." Tre whinned as he got up and scratched his head and yawning at the same time. Mike got up as well. Tre walked in the washroom and shoved Billie out.
"What the fuck Tre!" Billie screached
"I have to take a piss, you can fuck off unless you wanna watch" Tre said frowning
"Sorry Mr.Crabby pants, geeze. You better lighten up before the show man" Billie joe said as he was sitting on the couch. Billie jumped as there was a huge bang on the door after billie said that. He heard a cord fall to the ground after the bang.
"Tre! Dont throw that hair dryer its already practicly broken" Mike yelled from the bedroom. The toilet flushed and the door opened. Tre was either really pissed off or upset.
"Wheres the fucking phone" Tre said in a very low voice compared to his high pitched jaunty voice. Billie pointed to a phone in the corner over by the couch. He dialed a number and when it was ringning Tre turned and looked at Billie, with a very angry look which made Billie get up and leave. Considering Tre was very well built man and didnt want to get in his bad books.
"Hi" The voice on the other end said
"Heyy Mona, Its daddy" Tre said
"DADDY!!" Ramona screached. Tre smiled, hearing his daughters voice made him so happy.
"Mommy!! its daddy!!" Ramona held the phone away from her mouth so she didnt hurt her dads ear when she yelled. Tre heard lisea's voice getting closer. His heart started beating faster and faster. He hasnt talked to his wife for a long time.
"Hey Mona!" Tre yelled
"Yea daddy" she said
"Didnt i tell you not pick up the phone?" Tre said in forcefull but sweet voice.
"Im Sorry daddy, but mommy was upstairs" Ramona said
"Its okay sweety, can i talk to mommy for a bit?" Tre said
"Yea, Bye daddy"
"Bye Mona" Tre said. Ramona passed the phone to her mom.
"Hey Hun" Lisea said
"Oh my god Hi. I havnt heard your voice for so long" Tre said
"Oh i know" Lisea said
"Hey um what are you and Mona doing this week?" Tre asked
"Nothing important"
"Say do you two wanna come down to the show in Austin? I really miss you two" Tre said
"Oh sure, of course. Glad-" She was cut off by Tre
"I take that as a yes" Tre said laughing.
"Haha yea" Lisea said
"Well i gotta go Hun, Ill call you tonight or tomorrow, I love you" Tre said
"I love you too Tre" Lisea replied
"Bye"
"Bye" Lisea said. They both hung up, Tre let out a loud sigh.
"Hey buddy, Is everything okay?" Mike said as he came out of the hotel bedroom ready to go.
"Im okay..Yea um Im sorry about being really pissy with you guys. I just really missed Lisea and Ramona" Tre said
"Hey i know what it feels like buddy" Mike said patting Tres shoulder
"No you dont. Your family doesnt live on the other side of the country now do they" Tre said
"No, but non of us get to see our family either"
"Just what ever. Im going to get changed and then were leaving" Tre said. Billie walked out of the bathroom and sat beside mike.
"What crawled up his ass and died?" Billie asked
"His Family..wait that sounded rude. Hes been missing Lisea and Ramona and i guess he exploded today" Mike said.
"Fo sho" Billie joe said. Mike looked at him and laughed.
"Shudup" Billie joe said laughing as well. Tre walked out of the bathroom forcing a smile.
"You ready?" Mike asked
"Yup" Tre said. They walked outside for the cab Billie called. It finally came after over 20 minutes of waiting. Billie opened the door and hopped in. Mike got in after him and then finally Tre.
"Where you gentlemen headed?" The taxi driver asked. He turned around and looked at them. His eyes almost popped out of his skull.
"Holy shittt you guys are..are GREEN DAY!" The taxi driver said freaking out
"Whoa whoa whoa calm down." Billie joe said laughing. The taxi driver calmed down and put a friendly smile on.
"My-My um neise loves you guys. Can i get an autograph for her?" He asked
"Yea sure, Whats her name?" Tre said. The taxi driver handed him a piece of paper and pen. Tre grabbed the pen and paper.
"Um David.." Tre smirked and wrote down his name. 'To David, The best Taxi driver in the world-Tre Cool'. He handed it to Mike and then Billie. Billie joe handed it back to him. He looked at it and blushed
"Thanks. So where you guys going?" The taxi driver asked
"The stadium please" Mike said
"Sure thing". They were there in no time, only an hour till the show. They had to get dropped off in the back where the fans werent hanging around till the doors open. The car stopped and Billie reached for his wallet
"Its on me" The taxi driver said. Billie smiled.
"Thanks" He said as he got out. Four big men came out of the building to direct them where to go. They got back stage and waited for it to start. The lights dimmed in the stadium and they all ran out on stage. Tre darted towards his drums and mike grabbed his bass. Billie ran over to his guitar and started playing the beginning of Armatage Shanks. The crowd was going wild. They ended the concert with Longview. They all ran back stage, they were all pooped out.
"Great show guys" Billie said
"Yea it was awsome, Mike you've always been fucking awsome with longview." Tre said
"Oh yes" Mike said smiling. Their manager came into the room.
"You guys have an hour before we gotta leave to Austin" The manager said
"But all our stuff is in our hotel room" Billie said
"Well you guys better get ready to leave now if we have to go to the hotel room"
"Okay". They all got ready and left for the hotel room. Tre grabbed his cell from his bag..should i? Naw i will later Tre thought.
"Get out and get all your shit you guys, Fast" The manager said as they all darted towards their room and grabbed their stuff. They were down and out of there in about 10 minutes. They got to airport, went through security and got on the plane. Two girls walked by them when they were seated. Billie and Mike were sleeping but Tres eyes were just closed. He was listening in on what the two girls were saying
"Oh my god Jesscia! its green day! its fucking green day!" one of the girls said to her friend
"Katie go ask for an auotgraph!" Jessica said
"No i dont want to wake them up!" . Tre got an idea he turned around so that his knees were facing the back of the seat. The two girls looked up and their eyes widened. He tried remembering their names and finally got it
"OH MY GOD ITS JESSICA AND KATIE! OH MY GOD OH MY GODD!" Tre screached. Everyone in the plane were staring at them. They both laughed and blushed. Tre calmed down.
"Sorry if i scared you two ladys" He said.
"Oh not you didnt" Jessica said. Tre stuck out his hand
"Im Tre, Tre Cool"
"I know haha Im Jessica" she said as she shook his hand. Tre put his hand towards Katie.
"Tre" He said
"The names Katie"
"Excuse me Sir, please take your seat the plane is about to take off" The flight attendant said. As Tre turned himself around he bumped Mike in the head with his elbow. Mike stirred and opened his eyes slowley
"Sorry Mikey" Tre said
"Errr" Mike mumbled
"What the hell were you doing" Mike said
"Uh nothing.." Tre said. He didnt tell them because he didnt want them to think he was immature. Tre asked the flight attendant if he could have paper and a pen. He ripped a piece off it and wrote 'Hey im Bored lets pass notes okay?' He passed it behind him. Jessica read it and smiled. 'okay, Im going to your next show' she passed it back 'Really? how bout that' 'yeaa' 'maybe ill see you after the concert?' 'maybee' 'hey, um after the show meet me by the backstage doors and ill let you in?' 'sure but what about Katie?' 'she can come too'. Jessica had butterflys in her stomache. The plane finally landed and Tre woke up Billie and Mike.
"Guys wake up, wake up the plan landed" Tre said nudging Mike. Billies eyes slowely opened. Mike and Billie got up and walked out without even noticing Tre didnt follow. When Tre saw Jessica he smiled.
Fuck shes Beautiful. Im only 25, she lookes old enough 23- 24?
"Hi" Jessica said as she smiled. What a beautiful smile. Tre thought
"Hey". Tre Jessica and Katie were walking in the aile towards the door.
"How come you didnt leave with Billie joe and Mike?" Jessica asked
"Oh cause..uh i wanted to um about after the show" Tre said
"Okay"
"So after the show makesure you and Katie come to the backstage doors okay"
"Okay i promise i wont forget" Jessica said
"Okay well Bye" Tre said He gave Jessica and Katie a hug and went down the stairs. He saw Billie and Mike waiting.
"Where did you go?" Billie asked
"Um i was talking to some fans" Tre said
"Okay well lets go" Mike said. Tre heard Jessica's voice behind him. He turned around and saw her face. He smiled and turned around again.
"Jessica, give him your number" Katie said . Tre heard what she said
"I dont know..I mean hes so nice, and like good looking but i dont know if hes into me." Jessica said. Tre crossed his fingers'please please please please' Tre thought.
"Oh come on its obvious hes into you" Katie said.
"Oh fine" Jessica said. She used a napkin she found in her pocket and wrote her number.
"TRE!" Jessica yelled. Tre, Billie joe, and Mike both turned around. Jessica was running towards them. Billie joe and Mike got worried they thought she was some crazed fan. They started backing up.
'Guys its okay, Shes one of the fans i was talking to" Jessica finally got to them.
"Oh my god" Jessica said.
"This is Billie Joe and Mike" Tre said
"Hi im Jessica and this is my best friend Katie"
"Hi" Billie joe and Mike said together.
"Um Tre can i talk to you for a second" Jessica said
"Yea sure, Hold on guys" Tre said. Jessica left Katie with Billie joe and Mike. They started talking about 'things'.
"Um..this is kind of wierd I know your married and everything but I wanted to give you my um number" Jessica said.
"Oh yea thats fine! thats great!" Tre said, he was happy as a gay pig. Jessica blushed but Tre couldnt see because it was dark. Jessica handed him her number.
"Okay Well Jessica i have to get going" Tre said
"Okay" Jessica said. They walked back to Billie Mike and Katie. Katie had a huge grin on her face. Tre gave Jessica anotehr hug and the same with Katie. Mike and Billie shook their hands.
"Okay well Bye, Ill call you" Tre said
"Bye" Jessica said .Jessica and Katie were walking the opposite way as them.
"Hey you got a thing for her?" Mike asked
"Of course not" Tre said in a nervous voice
"Mhm" Billie said. They finally got to the hotel room. They sat on the couch watching some t.v. Tre wasnt paying any attention he could only think about Jessica, her beautiful smile, her voice. Everything about her was amazing. Tre got up and grabbed his cell.
"Who you calling?" Mike asked
"Lisea" Tre said. Tre walked into the bedroom and sat at the end of the bed. He didnt know whether to call Jessica or not.. Goddamit fine i will Tre thought. He dialed the number on the napkin. Its ringing.
"Hello" The voice on the other end said
"Jessica?" Tre asked. His heart was pounding.
"Yup thats me" Jessica said.
"Um its Me Tre"
"Oh my god, Hi!" Jessica said
"Hi"
"Thats was sure fast"
"Yea i know"
"Cant get enough of em eh?" Jessica said.
"Oh yea, You and that smile..Shit i mean uh I was bored thats why i called" Tre said nervously
"Haha okayy"
"Well Jessica....." Tre and Jessica were on the phone all night until Mike yelled at Tre in his sleep to 'shut the fuck up' and 'why dont you suck my hairy balls'. The morning finally came and Mike and Billie were at the table drinking coffee.
"Morning Sleepy head" Mike said
"Morning" Tre said
"Did you have fun talking to Jessica last night?" Billie Joe asked
"Oh yea- I mean I wasnt talking to her." Tre said shifting his eyes.
"Mhm" Mike said
***
The night of the concert came and Tre couldnt wait till after the show so he can see Jessica. The lights dimmed once again and they all ran onstage phyced. Billie played the begininng of Armatage Shanks.
"HELLO AUSTIN!!" Billie yelled. The crowd Screached. Tre knew Jessica was in the crowd. When he started singing 'dominated love slave' he saw Jessica in the pit right by the stage. He smiled at her and he finished the song. The show ended and they ran back stage. Tre waited by the door and was looking out the peep hole.
'Dude what are you doing?" Billie asked
"Nothing Shut up" Tre said
"Uhh k" Billie said. He got tired of waiting for them so he sat down on the couch by Mike and Billie joe. He heard arguing at the door. So he got up and walked towards the door. He opened it and saw Jessia, gosh shes beautiful and her best friend Katie arguing with the security guard.
"Tre!" Jessica yelled.
