We Are 'Mighty' What?, chapter 13
There was a huge monster wearing Pink and Blue. And yes, Tre was right. He was seeing 'DEAD PEOPLE!' Lindsay Lohan had come back from the DEAD! She staggered over towards the rangers in their Zords and rampaged!
"Ugly Freak Alert! Calling all rangers! We got to take down 2 bitches now! You with me rangers?" Billie says over his microphone followed by a "Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooo!"
"Honestly Greeny, we are not at a gig so quit it babe!" says a very cheeky Tre.
"Oh yeh pinky you are so going to get a spanking when we get back tonight and its not going to be from your little girlfriend either." Billie responded.
"I look forward to it!" Tre squealed with glee.
"Who would want to spank that jerk?" exclaimed Mark.
There is silence.
"I would" speaks Mischa the Blue Ranger "And he has been very naughty at the moment so yes I will spank him when we get back."
"Err peoples concentrate on the fight and not what who's going to be spanked" says the 'White Tiger' Jason White!
"You have to ruin the moment Whitey! Go and purr to the yellow Tiger over there" responds an angry Tre.
"Would you all quit it!" says the Yellow Mysterious Ranger.
There is more silence.
"It spoke" exclaims Mischa.
"I recognize that voice" Mark tells everyone on the battlefield.
"No you don't" responds the rather frustrated Yellow Ranger whose identity is still a mystery to even his fellow teammates, the Power Rangers!
"Yeh I do, but I can't pinpoint of who the voice belongs to. I guess we will find out soon enough. I guess we have to call you Yellow."
"Can we continue the fight" says a now annoyed Lindsay Lohan, "I am getting bored by you all. I hate all of you. You criticize me for what I wear and aahhhhh I hate my life. Ahhhhh I hate it all! I am going to kill you all!"
"Woah, someone got that freaky bitch angry and it is a Friday! I need some booze!" Billie says to himself but he forgot to put his microphone off so no one could hear him but everyone heard him!
"Can I join you buddy?" asks Tre.
"Umm yeah sure! Okay! Troops lets blow this bitch up and the other monster and rid the world of evil! I can't believe I just said that! I hate war but hey just think of the things we could accomplish. Oh my, we could get rid of Bush and I can become President! And make peace and love and poverty history ridding the world of war altogether! I love it! I love it! Mwahahahah!"
"Errrr Billie, you alright there?" asks a concerned Mike.
"Fine thanks!" Billie blushes behind his helmet. Thank goodness no one can see! "Charrrrgeeee" he commands his rangers.
The Yellow Sabertooth Tiger jumps on Lindsay Lohan's back while the White Tiger controlled by Jason swings his tail and razor cuts her arm. Team work! Team Work! Sorry I thought it was appropriate! So anyway Black ranger mark and his Mastodon arrive at the scene and uses its trunk to lift Lohan up in the air as she screams and curses and kicks in the air. Tre flies through the air and... ..and... ..and gets his Pterodactyl's beak stuck in Lohan's ass crack. Talk about your sight for sore eyes!
"Woah I got the bitch up the ass!" he giggles and tries to reverse. Evil painful screams are heard from Lohan. "I can't reverse. My beak is stuck up her evil butt! I think I am going to die! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Somebody save me the pain of this. I am going to hurl any second."
"I am on my way honey bun!"
"Honey bun?"
There is a huge thud on the side of Lohan and the Blue Triceratops comes to Tre's rescue (Tre's Girlfriend). She uses her zord and charges at Lohan a few times and Lohan flies off in the other direction off Tre's beak.
(erm well yes his Zord's beak! Not his beak of course. Ummm... very awkward moment! Back to story!)
Tre is now free.
"Now I don't want to see you up anyone else's ass otherwise I will leave you stuck up their ass! And you have better not like it either otherwise I am dumping you!" scoffs Mischa down her Microphone.
"That's fine with me sweetie!" He blows her a kiss but no one can, they can only hear the sound effects.
Meanwhile, Billie and Mike tackle the other huge monster nearby in their Dragon and Tyrannosaurus Zords!
Mike rams into the stomach of the ugly monster while Billie swipes his tail at it. But the monster bounces back. He is unstoppable!
"Captain this is not working!"
"I know. I am trying to think. Did you ever watch the Power Rangers when they were on TV Mike? Back in the Hotel you said something about it, didn't you?"
"Yes I vaguely remember some of it. It was an alright show. Mind you the Pink Ranger was hot! But now it is a different story!"
They both shared a laugh of hysteria. It was true, the pink ranger was a different story these days since it changed genders! But Tre always was a big girl!
Mike continued, "May I add the zords were exactly the same but they did this special thing but I cant remember!" How ironic. Mike can't remember!
"Well that is great Red! What do we do now... ..?"
Just then Zordon's voice appears in Billie's mind.
"Billie Joe, merge your Zord with the Brontosaurus. Here is its powercoin!"
Another power coin appears on the controls in front of Billie.
"And tell Mike to captain the other Zord. His Zord will merge with Mark's, Tre's, Mischa's, and the Yellow Rangers!"
Billie takes in this new information, "Thanks dude."
"May the power protect you!" Zordon tells him.
"Will do! Red group the other rangers and merge your zords but not Jason because Zordon just told me that you, Tre, Yellow, Mark and Mischa need to combine... .and Jason well I don't know about him. I got a new Zord, did I tell you?"
"Okay, see you in a bit then!"
Mike controls his Zord and grabs his Microphone.
"Rangers listen. I am the new commander of the mighty new Zord. Tre, Mark, Yellow and Mischa we need to merge our zords on the double if we are going to win this thing."
"Awwww what about me? This isn't fair! I've had enough and now I want my share!" complains Jason.
"Shut up Whitey! You get to help our captain of this ship! Go and help Green Ranger!"
Jason obeys and makes his way over to Billie in his zord. White Tiger and Green Dragon Zord stand side by side, shoulder by head, foot by paw! (Well the Dragon Zord Stands on 2 feet while the White Tiger stands on all 4 paws!)
"Alright we are all here so now what?" complains Tre.
"I know what to do!" says Mark.
"And??" questions Mike.
"I got nothin'!" he responds.
"Well that is great, just great! I love your great ideas Black!" bickers Tre to Mark's mind.
Then the Yellow Ranger speaks up. "Everyone, get out of your zords and follow me!"
The other 4 rangers follow Yellow and jump out of their Zords. They clamber over to him.
"So what do we do?" asks a confused Mike.
"Take out your daggers from your side pockets."
Each Ranger grabs for their dagger and grasp them firmly.
"Okay now do what I do." He commands the other rangers. (Well whatever its gender was we don't care at this part in the story. We will know later on!)
Yellow Ranger raises his dagger into the air into the middle of the circle, "Power Up!" it yells!
Mike raises his dagger and does the same connecting the tip of the dagger to the tip of the Yellow Rangers dagger. Tre holds up his dagger and connects his with the two followed by Mischa and Mark's daggers. Silence is dawn upon them.
Tre breaks the silence. "We look like torch bearers!" squeals Tre.
"Shut up!" Mike looks down Tre. Tre's head slumps into his chin, "Sorry" he says sorrowfully.
"Alright now what?" Mike asks the Yellow Ranger.
"Everyone chant 'Mighty!' at the count of 3. I said a 1, 2, 3!"
Everyone chants 'Mighty!'
An amazing glow forms from their daggers and a huge ball of energy forms around them. They look up at their zords which begin to glow as well. The glow is illuminated throughout the whole land like a becan of light, a source of energy too powerful and dare I say the force... the force... .. 'ppppppphhhhhhhhhtthffffffffggggghhhhhhhh'
The smell quite foul too... .
"Alright! Who did it? Who farted? It was one of us!" yells Mike.
He looks at Yellow. No it could've been him. Mischa is too innocent. Mark, well Mark would admit it, if it was him and it certainly was not Mike. There only person left was no where to be found.
"TRE!!!" yelled Mike. "Get your ass over here!"
From behind one of the bushes, Tre appears.
"Yes!" he asked gleefully full of energy. Who wouldn't have energy after that thing was just released from your body. Phew, it stunk! How could one man produce such a smell?
Mischa steps in, "Tre get your ass over here right now. We have to finish the transformation merge of our zords." She amazingly says this in a soft yet bitter voice.
He runs over to the rangers and holds up his dagger and this time is serious. The blinding light reforms around the 5 rangers and something spectacular happens...
"Ugly Freak Alert! Calling all rangers! We got to take down 2 bitches now! You with me rangers?" Billie says over his microphone followed by a "Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooo!"
"Honestly Greeny, we are not at a gig so quit it babe!" says a very cheeky Tre.
"Oh yeh pinky you are so going to get a spanking when we get back tonight and its not going to be from your little girlfriend either." Billie responded.
"I look forward to it!" Tre squealed with glee.
"Who would want to spank that jerk?" exclaimed Mark.
There is silence.
"I would" speaks Mischa the Blue Ranger "And he has been very naughty at the moment so yes I will spank him when we get back."
"Err peoples concentrate on the fight and not what who's going to be spanked" says the 'White Tiger' Jason White!
"You have to ruin the moment Whitey! Go and purr to the yellow Tiger over there" responds an angry Tre.
"Would you all quit it!" says the Yellow Mysterious Ranger.
There is more silence.
"It spoke" exclaims Mischa.
"I recognize that voice" Mark tells everyone on the battlefield.
"No you don't" responds the rather frustrated Yellow Ranger whose identity is still a mystery to even his fellow teammates, the Power Rangers!
"Yeh I do, but I can't pinpoint of who the voice belongs to. I guess we will find out soon enough. I guess we have to call you Yellow."
"Can we continue the fight" says a now annoyed Lindsay Lohan, "I am getting bored by you all. I hate all of you. You criticize me for what I wear and aahhhhh I hate my life. Ahhhhh I hate it all! I am going to kill you all!"
"Woah, someone got that freaky bitch angry and it is a Friday! I need some booze!" Billie says to himself but he forgot to put his microphone off so no one could hear him but everyone heard him!
"Can I join you buddy?" asks Tre.
"Umm yeah sure! Okay! Troops lets blow this bitch up and the other monster and rid the world of evil! I can't believe I just said that! I hate war but hey just think of the things we could accomplish. Oh my, we could get rid of Bush and I can become President! And make peace and love and poverty history ridding the world of war altogether! I love it! I love it! Mwahahahah!"
"Errrr Billie, you alright there?" asks a concerned Mike.
"Fine thanks!" Billie blushes behind his helmet. Thank goodness no one can see! "Charrrrgeeee" he commands his rangers.
The Yellow Sabertooth Tiger jumps on Lindsay Lohan's back while the White Tiger controlled by Jason swings his tail and razor cuts her arm. Team work! Team Work! Sorry I thought it was appropriate! So anyway Black ranger mark and his Mastodon arrive at the scene and uses its trunk to lift Lohan up in the air as she screams and curses and kicks in the air. Tre flies through the air and... ..and... ..and gets his Pterodactyl's beak stuck in Lohan's ass crack. Talk about your sight for sore eyes!
"Woah I got the bitch up the ass!" he giggles and tries to reverse. Evil painful screams are heard from Lohan. "I can't reverse. My beak is stuck up her evil butt! I think I am going to die! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Somebody save me the pain of this. I am going to hurl any second."
"I am on my way honey bun!"
"Honey bun?"
There is a huge thud on the side of Lohan and the Blue Triceratops comes to Tre's rescue (Tre's Girlfriend). She uses her zord and charges at Lohan a few times and Lohan flies off in the other direction off Tre's beak.
(erm well yes his Zord's beak! Not his beak of course. Ummm... very awkward moment! Back to story!)
Tre is now free.
"Now I don't want to see you up anyone else's ass otherwise I will leave you stuck up their ass! And you have better not like it either otherwise I am dumping you!" scoffs Mischa down her Microphone.
"That's fine with me sweetie!" He blows her a kiss but no one can, they can only hear the sound effects.
Meanwhile, Billie and Mike tackle the other huge monster nearby in their Dragon and Tyrannosaurus Zords!
Mike rams into the stomach of the ugly monster while Billie swipes his tail at it. But the monster bounces back. He is unstoppable!
"Captain this is not working!"
"I know. I am trying to think. Did you ever watch the Power Rangers when they were on TV Mike? Back in the Hotel you said something about it, didn't you?"
"Yes I vaguely remember some of it. It was an alright show. Mind you the Pink Ranger was hot! But now it is a different story!"
They both shared a laugh of hysteria. It was true, the pink ranger was a different story these days since it changed genders! But Tre always was a big girl!
Mike continued, "May I add the zords were exactly the same but they did this special thing but I cant remember!" How ironic. Mike can't remember!
"Well that is great Red! What do we do now... ..?"
Just then Zordon's voice appears in Billie's mind.
"Billie Joe, merge your Zord with the Brontosaurus. Here is its powercoin!"
Another power coin appears on the controls in front of Billie.
"And tell Mike to captain the other Zord. His Zord will merge with Mark's, Tre's, Mischa's, and the Yellow Rangers!"
Billie takes in this new information, "Thanks dude."
"May the power protect you!" Zordon tells him.
"Will do! Red group the other rangers and merge your zords but not Jason because Zordon just told me that you, Tre, Yellow, Mark and Mischa need to combine... .and Jason well I don't know about him. I got a new Zord, did I tell you?"
"Okay, see you in a bit then!"
Mike controls his Zord and grabs his Microphone.
"Rangers listen. I am the new commander of the mighty new Zord. Tre, Mark, Yellow and Mischa we need to merge our zords on the double if we are going to win this thing."
"Awwww what about me? This isn't fair! I've had enough and now I want my share!" complains Jason.
"Shut up Whitey! You get to help our captain of this ship! Go and help Green Ranger!"
Jason obeys and makes his way over to Billie in his zord. White Tiger and Green Dragon Zord stand side by side, shoulder by head, foot by paw! (Well the Dragon Zord Stands on 2 feet while the White Tiger stands on all 4 paws!)
"Alright we are all here so now what?" complains Tre.
"I know what to do!" says Mark.
"And??" questions Mike.
"I got nothin'!" he responds.
"Well that is great, just great! I love your great ideas Black!" bickers Tre to Mark's mind.
Then the Yellow Ranger speaks up. "Everyone, get out of your zords and follow me!"
The other 4 rangers follow Yellow and jump out of their Zords. They clamber over to him.
"So what do we do?" asks a confused Mike.
"Take out your daggers from your side pockets."
Each Ranger grabs for their dagger and grasp them firmly.
"Okay now do what I do." He commands the other rangers. (Well whatever its gender was we don't care at this part in the story. We will know later on!)
Yellow Ranger raises his dagger into the air into the middle of the circle, "Power Up!" it yells!
Mike raises his dagger and does the same connecting the tip of the dagger to the tip of the Yellow Rangers dagger. Tre holds up his dagger and connects his with the two followed by Mischa and Mark's daggers. Silence is dawn upon them.
Tre breaks the silence. "We look like torch bearers!" squeals Tre.
"Shut up!" Mike looks down Tre. Tre's head slumps into his chin, "Sorry" he says sorrowfully.
"Alright now what?" Mike asks the Yellow Ranger.
"Everyone chant 'Mighty!' at the count of 3. I said a 1, 2, 3!"
Everyone chants 'Mighty!'
An amazing glow forms from their daggers and a huge ball of energy forms around them. They look up at their zords which begin to glow as well. The glow is illuminated throughout the whole land like a becan of light, a source of energy too powerful and dare I say the force... the force... .. 'ppppppphhhhhhhhhtthffffffffggggghhhhhhhh'
The smell quite foul too... .
"Alright! Who did it? Who farted? It was one of us!" yells Mike.
He looks at Yellow. No it could've been him. Mischa is too innocent. Mark, well Mark would admit it, if it was him and it certainly was not Mike. There only person left was no where to be found.
"TRE!!!" yelled Mike. "Get your ass over here!"
From behind one of the bushes, Tre appears.
"Yes!" he asked gleefully full of energy. Who wouldn't have energy after that thing was just released from your body. Phew, it stunk! How could one man produce such a smell?
Mischa steps in, "Tre get your ass over here right now. We have to finish the transformation merge of our zords." She amazingly says this in a soft yet bitter voice.
He runs over to the rangers and holds up his dagger and this time is serious. The blinding light reforms around the 5 rangers and something spectacular happens...
