We Are 'Mighty' What?, chapter 4
'Pink Power Ranger is too fast for me' thought the pignosed elephant feet slinty eyed monster.
"I am the fastest in the land" yelled Tre from behind. "Fight me you big wussy!"
The monster turned around to face Tre and stopped. Tre stopped as well. All was silence. Just then the monster farted.
"Poooey! You disgusting monster ugly feral pig! Do you have manners? I guess not!"
The monster blushed then looked serious again. "I get you power ranger!" he swiped in mid air at Tre but Tre ducked. Tre was too quick for this monster. Just then another monster comes onto the scene.
"Shit! Another one!" said Tre.
"Yes this is me twin cousin! Lets get pink ranger! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Twin cousin? What the?"
"Yes my mother is his father!" Said the first monster pointing to the second monster.
"Freaks! Come on im not gonna stand here all night long. Fight me mother fuckers!" screamed Tre.
The 2 monsters looked pissed off and then charged for Tre.
"Shit!" said Tre. "Someone save me! Oh what the hell!"
Tre then charged as well, grabbing his dagger from his white pocket thing and snapped them with it. "Hehehehe! This is so much fun!" He snapped and wacked them with it. One of them fell. The other punched the air trying to get the ever so fast Tre.
Meanwhile at the command centre... .
"Alpha, contact the rangers. Frank is... I mean Tre is in trouble!"
Alpha contacted the rangers.
Meanwhile in the hotel room...
"Hey Mike, what does this mean when the transporter thing beeps?" asked Jason.
"Fucked if I know" replied Mike.
Billie walks in the room. "Hey guys, I just rang Adi, her and the boys are going just fine... Hey Jason turn that beeping off. It is starting to drive me crazy."
"I can't, it wont stop, and look now its flashing." Jason points to it.
Billie grabs it and starts pressing buttons on it. Just then a voice is heard.
"Hey look its Alpha" said Mike.
"Rangers. Tre is in trouble down town. Go and help him ei ei ei" cried Alpha 5.
"Awesome, our first mission!" said a very excited Mike and Jason at the same time.
"Yeh come on guys, we gotta save the damsel in distress. I guess its our first ever Morphin time."
"Technically no it isn't, coz Tre was the first ever to Morph" added Jason.
"Ugh who cares!" yelled Billie. "It's Morphin Time!"
"Tyrannosaurus!"
"White Tiger!"
"Green DragonZord!"
The three formed into their desired Ranger outfits and then transported to help Tre.
Meanwhile, back to Tre... ... ... ...
"I am the King of kicking ass! Losers!"
Tre was kicking ass all over the two monsters who apparently were twin cousins.
"Twin cousin, he is beating us, reinforcements needed."
Just then one of them presses a button on their arm and more monsters appear out of nowhere from little portals.
"Give me a break! Alright I take on all you freaks!"
There was about 20 of them now surrounding the Pink Ranger (Tre).
"Hey dudes, how about we call it a truce? Eh? I will pound you with my drumsticks!"
Then they all clobbered Tre. Tre was screaming in pain.
"Kiha!"
"Powa!"
"Mehayaaaaaaaa!" Screamed Jason.
"Jason I think that was a bit too dramatic!" said Mike.
"Oh right! Sorry!"
Billie, Mike and Jason had arrived just in time.
"Right Rangers, come on and lets kick some monster butt! Lets do it Green Day style." said Billie rallying his troops.
"Charge!" screamed Mike.
They ran over the debacle around Tre.
"I will get my revenge" yelled Tre.
Just then monsters were toppling over one another.
"Yay I did it!" said Tre jumping on the spot. He then spotted the other rangers. He slapped himself on the side of the pink and white helmet dumbfounded.
"Hey Tre! How you going?" asked Billie laughing under his helmet.
"Great! You know I did have it under control!"
"Sure!" said Jason.
"Jason who said you could comment, you big pussy cat!"
"Can I take you out on a date Tre? You look so attractive in a skirt!"
"Hahah funny Mike. Yes I would love to go out with you. Come and kiss me here!" Tre points to his crotch.
"Eh, no thanks."
The 4 rangers run to the monsters.
"There is more of them!" said the leader of the pack.
"Maybe we should regroup!" said another monster. "Good idea!" said the leader. Then they all disappeared except for the leader.
"You have not heard the last of us Rangers! Our masters will get you!"
Then the monster disappears.
"Come back you cowards" yelled an annoyed Tre raising his fist in the air.
'Can you raise your fist at me' thought Mike. "Sure, I will raise my fist at you Mike!"
Billie then got into a laughing fit.
"What the fuck?" Mike asked curiously.
"Lets just go back to the hotel guys." Complained Jason
"But we gotta catch the crooks"
"TRE!" yelled Billie.
Just then close by Mischa is walking down the street and she spots the rangers in the park. "Tre?" she questions herself. "Is that Tre over there?" she asked herself again.
Tre then saw her.
"Billie, quick lets get back, someone is watching us. And I like her a lot," whispered Tre.
Then they all transported back to the hotel.
'Weird was that Tre in an absurd pink outfit? I think I will ring him' she thought. But little did she know that Tre was infact the Pink Power Ranger and the rest of Green Day were the other rangers!
"I am the fastest in the land" yelled Tre from behind. "Fight me you big wussy!"
The monster turned around to face Tre and stopped. Tre stopped as well. All was silence. Just then the monster farted.
"Poooey! You disgusting monster ugly feral pig! Do you have manners? I guess not!"
The monster blushed then looked serious again. "I get you power ranger!" he swiped in mid air at Tre but Tre ducked. Tre was too quick for this monster. Just then another monster comes onto the scene.
"Shit! Another one!" said Tre.
"Yes this is me twin cousin! Lets get pink ranger! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Twin cousin? What the?"
"Yes my mother is his father!" Said the first monster pointing to the second monster.
"Freaks! Come on im not gonna stand here all night long. Fight me mother fuckers!" screamed Tre.
The 2 monsters looked pissed off and then charged for Tre.
"Shit!" said Tre. "Someone save me! Oh what the hell!"
Tre then charged as well, grabbing his dagger from his white pocket thing and snapped them with it. "Hehehehe! This is so much fun!" He snapped and wacked them with it. One of them fell. The other punched the air trying to get the ever so fast Tre.
Meanwhile at the command centre... .
"Alpha, contact the rangers. Frank is... I mean Tre is in trouble!"
Alpha contacted the rangers.
Meanwhile in the hotel room...
"Hey Mike, what does this mean when the transporter thing beeps?" asked Jason.
"Fucked if I know" replied Mike.
Billie walks in the room. "Hey guys, I just rang Adi, her and the boys are going just fine... Hey Jason turn that beeping off. It is starting to drive me crazy."
"I can't, it wont stop, and look now its flashing." Jason points to it.
Billie grabs it and starts pressing buttons on it. Just then a voice is heard.
"Hey look its Alpha" said Mike.
"Rangers. Tre is in trouble down town. Go and help him ei ei ei" cried Alpha 5.
"Awesome, our first mission!" said a very excited Mike and Jason at the same time.
"Yeh come on guys, we gotta save the damsel in distress. I guess its our first ever Morphin time."
"Technically no it isn't, coz Tre was the first ever to Morph" added Jason.
"Ugh who cares!" yelled Billie. "It's Morphin Time!"
"Tyrannosaurus!"
"White Tiger!"
"Green DragonZord!"
The three formed into their desired Ranger outfits and then transported to help Tre.
Meanwhile, back to Tre... ... ... ...
"I am the King of kicking ass! Losers!"
Tre was kicking ass all over the two monsters who apparently were twin cousins.
"Twin cousin, he is beating us, reinforcements needed."
Just then one of them presses a button on their arm and more monsters appear out of nowhere from little portals.
"Give me a break! Alright I take on all you freaks!"
There was about 20 of them now surrounding the Pink Ranger (Tre).
"Hey dudes, how about we call it a truce? Eh? I will pound you with my drumsticks!"
Then they all clobbered Tre. Tre was screaming in pain.
"Kiha!"
"Powa!"
"Mehayaaaaaaaa!" Screamed Jason.
"Jason I think that was a bit too dramatic!" said Mike.
"Oh right! Sorry!"
Billie, Mike and Jason had arrived just in time.
"Right Rangers, come on and lets kick some monster butt! Lets do it Green Day style." said Billie rallying his troops.
"Charge!" screamed Mike.
They ran over the debacle around Tre.
"I will get my revenge" yelled Tre.
Just then monsters were toppling over one another.
"Yay I did it!" said Tre jumping on the spot. He then spotted the other rangers. He slapped himself on the side of the pink and white helmet dumbfounded.
"Hey Tre! How you going?" asked Billie laughing under his helmet.
"Great! You know I did have it under control!"
"Sure!" said Jason.
"Jason who said you could comment, you big pussy cat!"
"Can I take you out on a date Tre? You look so attractive in a skirt!"
"Hahah funny Mike. Yes I would love to go out with you. Come and kiss me here!" Tre points to his crotch.
"Eh, no thanks."
The 4 rangers run to the monsters.
"There is more of them!" said the leader of the pack.
"Maybe we should regroup!" said another monster. "Good idea!" said the leader. Then they all disappeared except for the leader.
"You have not heard the last of us Rangers! Our masters will get you!"
Then the monster disappears.
"Come back you cowards" yelled an annoyed Tre raising his fist in the air.
'Can you raise your fist at me' thought Mike. "Sure, I will raise my fist at you Mike!"
Billie then got into a laughing fit.
"What the fuck?" Mike asked curiously.
"Lets just go back to the hotel guys." Complained Jason
"But we gotta catch the crooks"
"TRE!" yelled Billie.
Just then close by Mischa is walking down the street and she spots the rangers in the park. "Tre?" she questions herself. "Is that Tre over there?" she asked herself again.
Tre then saw her.
"Billie, quick lets get back, someone is watching us. And I like her a lot," whispered Tre.
Then they all transported back to the hotel.
'Weird was that Tre in an absurd pink outfit? I think I will ring him' she thought. But little did she know that Tre was infact the Pink Power Ranger and the rest of Green Day were the other rangers!
