Something That Has To Do With Everything *Shifts Eyes*, chapter 5
*Tre's pov*
After breakfast I went upstairs to get dressed into something more comfortable. Sexy Pickle will like this outift... It' has stripes! MMM cashmere...
I had a plan to go see my fellow gays tonight, I must know their way of life so I may do so too. I cried. Sexy Pickle ran past my room with a vacuum. She stopped infront of her layer and yelled "Don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!" then slamed the door. What's her problem?
*10:30 p. M. *
I got on my tight leather pants and a pink silky top with a purple boa to top it all off. Hmm, maybe I should where my crown too. No no I'll go for a more reserved look. I grabbed my big fur coat that I got from a pimp in Los Angeles. Oh yeah I'm pimpin'.
My high heels clacked on the side walk as I made my way to the club. Tonight it was ballroom dancing and everyone was going to share their stories of coming out of the closet. I think it will be a real eye opening experience. I entered the room, everyone was talking amungst themselves. I tried to understand what they were talking about.. But I don't watch Oprah! Often.
A guy came up to mean asked if I liked the decorations, the pink streamers were pretty he said. I agreed and went into another room were everyone was in a circle of chairs, some were crying and others nodding their heads in agreement... But to what.
I took an empty seat. And heard this on man with a french mustache say "Well, to start off, at my work, I always liked the janitor, Evans mom, I thought she was purty for about four years, then one day I was talking to my boss, (whos a man), and I thought 'jeez, he has a nice ass', and before I knew it, I had developed a crush on him. I was ashamed at first, but then, I learned to lurve myself, and other men. And now I'm dating my man maid."
Everone clapped for him, but I was ver ver scared. So I got up and went to the gay bar. There I saw the most horrific site of them all. Men kissing AND touching! I was throughly disgusted, I yelled 'Oh god! Plez! Stop molesting him!" I was about to cry, whenm a guy in a gold sppedo and rollerblades came up to me and said "Hey baby".
I jumped up and yelled "Parrot! I'M NOT GAY!" I started to clap, then remembered I was still in the bar, so I grabbed a scooter and scooted into the night, to go tell Sexy Pickle of the days events and weather.
I made it half way home before I became very sleepy. I layed down beside the hobo and fell asleep. I dreamt of straight things.. Like daisys and a flower bed. Men serving me whine in golden cups. Ahh, life is great.
*The Next Morning*
I woke up in a puddle of my own drool, the hobo had left I guess. I ran down the street to our house. There was a rain cloud above our house, yet there wasn't any rain anywhere else... This is different hhahaha! That's what happens in Micheal Jackson's house!
I walked into the kitchen. Everyone was yelling at each other... I'll assume something is wrong...
*Billie's POV*
RECAPE OF WHAT HAPPEND 2. 2 SECONDS BEFORE TRE ENTERED KITCHEN. Everyone was sitting at the kitchen table as usual. Abby was once again cooking breakfast, because Jade once again burnt the bacon, I wanted that bacon gosh damnet! Abby was in a bad mood because of it, and yelled at Jade "You idiot! My god! How stupid can you be!?!? You've never made bacon properly in your life!"
Jade looked up from her bowl she also broke, and said "Well, soory that your so bad at teaching cooking, that I cant learn!"
Abby turned around and threw her bacon, I guess it was supposed to hit Jadey, but no, it hit poor little Mike. Mike screached like a little school girl in pain. They looked at him then continued to glare at each other.
"Atleast I don't kill Babies that aren't even born!" WHat did that mean? Why does Jade look like she's going to cry. Abby then continued after a dramatic pause "Maybe you should tell him the thruth! Go ahead tell him!"
All went dead silent, I'm so confused right now, I stared at Jade for what seemed like eternity, until she looked up at me with tears down her face. She got up and walked over and sat on my lap. Ok I'm scared now, what the hell did she do?
After a minute or two, she looked at me and said while crying "I'm so sorry Billie Joe"
I looked at her puzzled and said 'Uhhh... What are you talking about?"
She then said in a high pitch squeeky voice that could kill a squirrel "I got an abortion."
She broke down crying, and then Tre bolted into the door..." AND IT WAS MY CHILD MUAHAH!"
After breakfast I went upstairs to get dressed into something more comfortable. Sexy Pickle will like this outift... It' has stripes! MMM cashmere...
I had a plan to go see my fellow gays tonight, I must know their way of life so I may do so too. I cried. Sexy Pickle ran past my room with a vacuum. She stopped infront of her layer and yelled "Don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!" then slamed the door. What's her problem?
*10:30 p. M. *
I got on my tight leather pants and a pink silky top with a purple boa to top it all off. Hmm, maybe I should where my crown too. No no I'll go for a more reserved look. I grabbed my big fur coat that I got from a pimp in Los Angeles. Oh yeah I'm pimpin'.
My high heels clacked on the side walk as I made my way to the club. Tonight it was ballroom dancing and everyone was going to share their stories of coming out of the closet. I think it will be a real eye opening experience. I entered the room, everyone was talking amungst themselves. I tried to understand what they were talking about.. But I don't watch Oprah! Often.
A guy came up to mean asked if I liked the decorations, the pink streamers were pretty he said. I agreed and went into another room were everyone was in a circle of chairs, some were crying and others nodding their heads in agreement... But to what.
I took an empty seat. And heard this on man with a french mustache say "Well, to start off, at my work, I always liked the janitor, Evans mom, I thought she was purty for about four years, then one day I was talking to my boss, (whos a man), and I thought 'jeez, he has a nice ass', and before I knew it, I had developed a crush on him. I was ashamed at first, but then, I learned to lurve myself, and other men. And now I'm dating my man maid."
Everone clapped for him, but I was ver ver scared. So I got up and went to the gay bar. There I saw the most horrific site of them all. Men kissing AND touching! I was throughly disgusted, I yelled 'Oh god! Plez! Stop molesting him!" I was about to cry, whenm a guy in a gold sppedo and rollerblades came up to me and said "Hey baby".
I jumped up and yelled "Parrot! I'M NOT GAY!" I started to clap, then remembered I was still in the bar, so I grabbed a scooter and scooted into the night, to go tell Sexy Pickle of the days events and weather.
I made it half way home before I became very sleepy. I layed down beside the hobo and fell asleep. I dreamt of straight things.. Like daisys and a flower bed. Men serving me whine in golden cups. Ahh, life is great.
*The Next Morning*
I woke up in a puddle of my own drool, the hobo had left I guess. I ran down the street to our house. There was a rain cloud above our house, yet there wasn't any rain anywhere else... This is different hhahaha! That's what happens in Micheal Jackson's house!
I walked into the kitchen. Everyone was yelling at each other... I'll assume something is wrong...
*Billie's POV*
RECAPE OF WHAT HAPPEND 2. 2 SECONDS BEFORE TRE ENTERED KITCHEN. Everyone was sitting at the kitchen table as usual. Abby was once again cooking breakfast, because Jade once again burnt the bacon, I wanted that bacon gosh damnet! Abby was in a bad mood because of it, and yelled at Jade "You idiot! My god! How stupid can you be!?!? You've never made bacon properly in your life!"
Jade looked up from her bowl she also broke, and said "Well, soory that your so bad at teaching cooking, that I cant learn!"
Abby turned around and threw her bacon, I guess it was supposed to hit Jadey, but no, it hit poor little Mike. Mike screached like a little school girl in pain. They looked at him then continued to glare at each other.
"Atleast I don't kill Babies that aren't even born!" WHat did that mean? Why does Jade look like she's going to cry. Abby then continued after a dramatic pause "Maybe you should tell him the thruth! Go ahead tell him!"
All went dead silent, I'm so confused right now, I stared at Jade for what seemed like eternity, until she looked up at me with tears down her face. She got up and walked over and sat on my lap. Ok I'm scared now, what the hell did she do?
After a minute or two, she looked at me and said while crying "I'm so sorry Billie Joe"
I looked at her puzzled and said 'Uhhh... What are you talking about?"
She then said in a high pitch squeeky voice that could kill a squirrel "I got an abortion."
She broke down crying, and then Tre bolted into the door..." AND IT WAS MY CHILD MUAHAH!"
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