The Lives of 5 Idiots, chapter 1
Well, this story about the random things that happens in the lives of five young, ver ver retarded teenagers, their all 16, (yes they can drive) and are all bfffs. They are Jade/jadelin/jaderade/jadey/peter-pan/ sexy pickle *shivers*, Abby/captain/ tree cookie, Tre, Mike, and Billie Joe. Since I'm sure u all know wat Billie Joe Mike and Tre look like, i'll describe me (jade) and abigail! I am ver ver tall, I have long brown and blonde hair, brown eyes, a button nose (hehe) big feet (shh), and have an all year round tan! So hahaha! Stupid pale people *shakes fist*. Abby, wears red and black 24/7, and if my bff (abby:), she has short brown hair, brown eyes, and is skkiny, but not like skinny like those creepy people on tv, lol.
To begin story, we'll have a flashback of the first time we met
We all met at public school in grade 2, me and abby were on the swings yeling "I'm as high as pluto!" when a weird child with a plastic pony ran up to us and said "good evening, I am Tre Cool, I am new to this school and wanted to know who you being's are" we thought he was weird as soon as we saw him, he had big gigantic blue eyes and blonde hair. We also found it weird that he had a plastic pony... And that a 7 year old could say that... But anywhoo. There were about 20 new students in their class that year, and scaringly they were mostly boys *shivers*. So we just laughed at all of them. Hehe. And soon enough Tre ran away.
But then our umm well, Justin went on the swing beside me and started giggling to himself, then we noticed he had Kurtis on his shirt and yelled "KURTIS! KURTIS! KURTISSS! '. He then looked very scared, and tangled himself in the swing and fell off, and giggled... Just then the dreaded mr. Bonter, our principal, told us to go in the 'gym' for an assembly... Greatttt.
When we got their he talked about grass and seeds, then broke out crying (this actualy happened at our assembly) *shivers*. We were then divided up to go in our classes, we had a ton of people in our class that were new. The teacher told us their names, they were, Tre, Mike, Billie Joe, 50 cent, Ludacris, Snoop-Dogg, all of G-unit, Eminem, and this creepy goth dude named Phil... So it begins...
At recess we were on the bleachers singing ba ba black sheep, when Tre Mike and Billie came up and sat down beside us. Tre then said "Billie, Mike, these r my new best friends" he then looked at me and raised his eyebrow seductively. *shivers*.
Mike-"So whats their names Tre? '
Tre-"... Umm... Hehe.."
Abby-' my names Abby! Now go!"
Jade-".. I'm jade... Leave..."
Tre-" but I wanna play with you!"
Billie- "yeah! '
Mike- purty purty plezzz!"
Jade- "ummm... I guess..."
Abby-"meh..."
And then, after that, we hung out 24/8, we also became friends with the new people... Exept for Phil... *shivers*
To begin story, we'll have a flashback of the first time we met
We all met at public school in grade 2, me and abby were on the swings yeling "I'm as high as pluto!" when a weird child with a plastic pony ran up to us and said "good evening, I am Tre Cool, I am new to this school and wanted to know who you being's are" we thought he was weird as soon as we saw him, he had big gigantic blue eyes and blonde hair. We also found it weird that he had a plastic pony... And that a 7 year old could say that... But anywhoo. There were about 20 new students in their class that year, and scaringly they were mostly boys *shivers*. So we just laughed at all of them. Hehe. And soon enough Tre ran away.
But then our umm well, Justin went on the swing beside me and started giggling to himself, then we noticed he had Kurtis on his shirt and yelled "KURTIS! KURTIS! KURTISSS! '. He then looked very scared, and tangled himself in the swing and fell off, and giggled... Just then the dreaded mr. Bonter, our principal, told us to go in the 'gym' for an assembly... Greatttt.
When we got their he talked about grass and seeds, then broke out crying (this actualy happened at our assembly) *shivers*. We were then divided up to go in our classes, we had a ton of people in our class that were new. The teacher told us their names, they were, Tre, Mike, Billie Joe, 50 cent, Ludacris, Snoop-Dogg, all of G-unit, Eminem, and this creepy goth dude named Phil... So it begins...
At recess we were on the bleachers singing ba ba black sheep, when Tre Mike and Billie came up and sat down beside us. Tre then said "Billie, Mike, these r my new best friends" he then looked at me and raised his eyebrow seductively. *shivers*.
Mike-"So whats their names Tre? '
Tre-"... Umm... Hehe.."
Abby-' my names Abby! Now go!"
Jade-".. I'm jade... Leave..."
Tre-" but I wanna play with you!"
Billie- "yeah! '
Mike- purty purty plezzz!"
Jade- "ummm... I guess..."
Abby-"meh..."
And then, after that, we hung out 24/8, we also became friends with the new people... Exept for Phil... *shivers*
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