Green Day Anonomus (GDA), chapter 1
"Hello everyone! Welcome to GDA! Now you are all here because you have an unhealthy obsession with the band Green Day am I right? Okay lets start. Mandy? Will you stand up and tell us a little about you and your obsession?" She stands up, looks around the room and smiles nervously. "Hello everyone, my name is Mandy." Everyone responds, "Hello Mandy!" a high pitched terrified giggle escapes her throat, my god they are going to think I'm crazy, she thinks to herself. "And I have an unhealthy obssesion to Green Day." She pauses, hoping she's done but the overly perky doctor motions her hands as if pushing her to go on. "I was sent here because i went to a Green Day concert and was.... Unrulely." The circle of obsessors looked at her with cocked heads and eyes filled with confusion and curiosity. Of course Dr. Perky could always be counted upon. "Mandy, please go into more detail. We all want to know your story." Mandy sighed and looked to the floor as she told her embarassing moment that got her into the perdicament she was now in. "I have loved Green Day for as long as i can remember. Posters of the guys covered my walls, nothing was in my 5 disc CD changer but their albums. My closest was filled with Green Day hoodies, tanks and T-shirts. Green Day buttons covered my back pack and purse. My evil overbarring parents kept my locked in my room most of the time so all I had to do was stare at the posters and listen to the music. Soon I was totally enveloped in a world of green. I fantasized about being with the guys and sometimes had to slap myself into reality because I felt I was actually with them! After a few years of opression my parents felt sorry for harshness they put me threw so they bought me tickets to a Green Day concert! I was so excited. But I wasn't planning on just sitting back and watching the concert. I was going to meet them! I filled my purse with smoke bombs and went to the concert. It was better than I could ever imagine. There they were! My boys! Up on the stage looking hotter and more desireable than ever! I lit some of the smoke bombs and threw them into the crowd ahead of me. They parted as planed and I jumped up on stage. The boys were startled of course. They tried to get me off the stage. Well, I flipped and went into a blubbering explination of why they needed me and I needed them. They didn't seem to like that very much, so... I tied them up and sat in Billie Joe's lap. I've lost my mind and I don't care I quoted and kissed him. God that kiss was lovely. I felt sparks. I knew it was ment to be. I think he felt differently though because the cops came and they filed a restraining order and made me promise to come here." The rest of the GDA group looked at mandy with gaping jaws. Dr. Caffeen hipe also, suprizingly, seemed to be at a lose of words. Mandy's face turned bright red. She shruged, "I'm sorry if that's any consilation." Just about that time the band walked into the GDA group surrounded by a group of cops. Mandy's eyes brightened and she ran towards them. Billie Joe broke out of the group of cops and ran towards her, arms open, telling her of his love and how sorry he was that he didn't believe her that night on the stage. Not! Yeah right. The cops tazed mandy as soon as she got in range and they took her to her nice padded room straped in her cozy straight jacket which was green by request. The only thing to keep her company was Green Day albums over the loud speaker and a poster of the three of them on a wall which she stared at every waking moment. Screwy ain't it?
