This Is Our Lives On Holiday, chapter 1
*Billie Joes POV*
"The last call for the 3:30am plane to England is now boarding." the flight attendents voice echoed through the airport at some stupid time in the morning, I was so i tired I wasn't really paying attention until Mike grabbed my arm and hauled me half way across the airport. I don't even know why I was there on the stupid school trip, I didn't want to come but Mike and Tre more or less forced me into it.
"WEEE" Tre ran around the airport as if he were a plane waking up all the very unawake bodies standing in line ready to go through the metal detector thingy. I was used to him being a twat so I could just ignore him, that was until he decided that I was his unlucky victum and he leaped on to my back. I was too tired t tell him to fuck off so i let him just stay there, he'll get off when hes bored. Finally I was at the front of the queue and I had completely forgotten about the Tre thing on my back until the guard guy gave us a disgusted look
"Excuse me but only one person through the metal detector at a time" he said in a frustrated voice. Tre wouldn't get off me though and the gaurd was getting really annoyed.
" I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR STUPID LITTLE ROMANCES I JUST WANT YOU TO GO THROUGH SO I CAN GET ON!!!"
After this little outburst Tre went into total shock and just slid off of me, allowing me to go through but Tre wasn't going to move.....
"You think I'm gay?" Tre asked disgusted by what the guard had just suggested. The line was held up while Tre yelled at the guard for being an asshole but it also woke everyone up as their interest grew and grew at why there was a hold up. Mike was behind Tre but didn't care about the hold up he was pissing himself.
"Tre...I...I...don't...think...he thinks...you're...gay" Mike managed to get in between laughs.
"Yes he did, he did think it he said HE DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR ANY ROMANCES" Tre said immatating the guards deep voice "well listen here mr.guard I'm watching you!" Tre decided that he didn't care anymore and skipped through the metal detector as if nothing had happened but it beeped.
***BEEP***BEEP***BEEP***
"NOOO you have something against me don't you??!!!" Tre yelled at the guard
"no i don't but im going to have to check you out or you cannot get on the plane" the guard started to make his way over to Tre
"WOAH hold on there, you accused me of being gay and now your coming over here to touch me up, I don't think so!!"
We had now spent about 20 minutes just trying to go through the metal detector, I was really pissed off I wanted to go and get on the plane but Tre always found away to stop me doing anything I wanted. I knew Tre well and I knew that for some reason he always carried spoons around, he said it was incase of an emergancy, I don't know what kind of emergancy but I didn't question him. Tre kept backing away from the guard not helping the fact that none of these peaple were going to get to go on the plane if he didn't hurry up so I walked over and took the spoons out of his back pocket.
"woah Billie, erm your a great mate but please never touch my ass again!"
WHAT??? I just got the spoons.
"Tre first of all ewww why would anyone even go near you like that and second of all I just got the spoons out so we could get on the fucking plane and I can go to sleep!" I kinda yelled a little bit louder than I had wanted.
"heeeeheeeeheeee oh yea the spoons" Tre giggled, he walked through the metal detctor again and he was clear so we power walked down the hallway to catch with Mike who had gotten through ages ago.
*~*Mikes POV*~*
Finally they got through if I know Tre he was doing something stupid but I didn't want to stay cos' I was not in the mood for Tre to make me laugh that much this time in the morning.
"MIKE, MIKE, MIKE" Tre screamed in my ear as he got close.
"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?" I said mocking Tre
"I got into trouble" he giggled
"thats nice" I decided I didn't want to hear about it so walked faster to catch up with Billie JOE but Tre wasn't having any of it, he got down onto the floor and grabbed my leg and pretended to cry. God knows why but he did.
"Mike don't you wana hear my story, please Mike I thought you loved me??!!" Afew people gave us a look that said *get a room* and a few people gave me a look that said *did you know you have a guy hanging off your leg*
"TRE GET OFF NOW! go attack Billie tell him your story he looks like he needs a good story to cheer him up." As I said that Tre got up straight away and tried to dangle from Billie Joe but Billie turned the corner and just got onto the plane in time to escape Tres attack, lucky for him but it was too late for me, Tre came back and made me carry him to the plane while he told me his 'heroic' tale of the metal detector. 5 minutes of carrying Tre and we were at the planes entrance so I dropped Tre and ran on the plane before he could get me again. I found Billie, sat down next to him. I'm safe now I thought but I was wrong Tre came on but managed to knock over everything in sight.
"Mike you hurt my arse Im not talking to you any more" Tre climbed over to the over side of Billie because he didn't want to sit next to me, awwwwww I feel so rejected oh well poor Billie. I looked at Billie and Tre was asking him to tell him a story I don't think Billies going to sleep on this flight but seeing as I was free of Tre because I upset him I sat there and before I knew it I was asleep.
"The last call for the 3:30am plane to England is now boarding." the flight attendents voice echoed through the airport at some stupid time in the morning, I was so i tired I wasn't really paying attention until Mike grabbed my arm and hauled me half way across the airport. I don't even know why I was there on the stupid school trip, I didn't want to come but Mike and Tre more or less forced me into it.
"WEEE" Tre ran around the airport as if he were a plane waking up all the very unawake bodies standing in line ready to go through the metal detector thingy. I was used to him being a twat so I could just ignore him, that was until he decided that I was his unlucky victum and he leaped on to my back. I was too tired t tell him to fuck off so i let him just stay there, he'll get off when hes bored. Finally I was at the front of the queue and I had completely forgotten about the Tre thing on my back until the guard guy gave us a disgusted look
"Excuse me but only one person through the metal detector at a time" he said in a frustrated voice. Tre wouldn't get off me though and the gaurd was getting really annoyed.
" I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR STUPID LITTLE ROMANCES I JUST WANT YOU TO GO THROUGH SO I CAN GET ON!!!"
After this little outburst Tre went into total shock and just slid off of me, allowing me to go through but Tre wasn't going to move.....
"You think I'm gay?" Tre asked disgusted by what the guard had just suggested. The line was held up while Tre yelled at the guard for being an asshole but it also woke everyone up as their interest grew and grew at why there was a hold up. Mike was behind Tre but didn't care about the hold up he was pissing himself.
"Tre...I...I...don't...think...he thinks...you're...gay" Mike managed to get in between laughs.
"Yes he did, he did think it he said HE DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR ANY ROMANCES" Tre said immatating the guards deep voice "well listen here mr.guard I'm watching you!" Tre decided that he didn't care anymore and skipped through the metal detector as if nothing had happened but it beeped.
***BEEP***BEEP***BEEP***
"NOOO you have something against me don't you??!!!" Tre yelled at the guard
"no i don't but im going to have to check you out or you cannot get on the plane" the guard started to make his way over to Tre
"WOAH hold on there, you accused me of being gay and now your coming over here to touch me up, I don't think so!!"
We had now spent about 20 minutes just trying to go through the metal detector, I was really pissed off I wanted to go and get on the plane but Tre always found away to stop me doing anything I wanted. I knew Tre well and I knew that for some reason he always carried spoons around, he said it was incase of an emergancy, I don't know what kind of emergancy but I didn't question him. Tre kept backing away from the guard not helping the fact that none of these peaple were going to get to go on the plane if he didn't hurry up so I walked over and took the spoons out of his back pocket.
"woah Billie, erm your a great mate but please never touch my ass again!"
WHAT??? I just got the spoons.
"Tre first of all ewww why would anyone even go near you like that and second of all I just got the spoons out so we could get on the fucking plane and I can go to sleep!" I kinda yelled a little bit louder than I had wanted.
"heeeeheeeeheeee oh yea the spoons" Tre giggled, he walked through the metal detctor again and he was clear so we power walked down the hallway to catch with Mike who had gotten through ages ago.
*~*Mikes POV*~*
Finally they got through if I know Tre he was doing something stupid but I didn't want to stay cos' I was not in the mood for Tre to make me laugh that much this time in the morning.
"MIKE, MIKE, MIKE" Tre screamed in my ear as he got close.
"WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?" I said mocking Tre
"I got into trouble" he giggled
"thats nice" I decided I didn't want to hear about it so walked faster to catch up with Billie JOE but Tre wasn't having any of it, he got down onto the floor and grabbed my leg and pretended to cry. God knows why but he did.
"Mike don't you wana hear my story, please Mike I thought you loved me??!!" Afew people gave us a look that said *get a room* and a few people gave me a look that said *did you know you have a guy hanging off your leg*
"TRE GET OFF NOW! go attack Billie tell him your story he looks like he needs a good story to cheer him up." As I said that Tre got up straight away and tried to dangle from Billie Joe but Billie turned the corner and just got onto the plane in time to escape Tres attack, lucky for him but it was too late for me, Tre came back and made me carry him to the plane while he told me his 'heroic' tale of the metal detector. 5 minutes of carrying Tre and we were at the planes entrance so I dropped Tre and ran on the plane before he could get me again. I found Billie, sat down next to him. I'm safe now I thought but I was wrong Tre came on but managed to knock over everything in sight.
"Mike you hurt my arse Im not talking to you any more" Tre climbed over to the over side of Billie because he didn't want to sit next to me, awwwwww I feel so rejected oh well poor Billie. I looked at Billie and Tre was asking him to tell him a story I don't think Billies going to sleep on this flight but seeing as I was free of Tre because I upset him I sat there and before I knew it I was asleep.
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