This Is Probably The First Ever Autobiography Submitted On Here, chapter 1
Well, I'll start at the beginning I guess! I was born at 5:12 in the morning on January 28th, 1993. When I got around to being 9-ish, I first heard ''When I Come Around'' on the radio. I thought it was by another artist. At the end of 3rd grade for me, my Mom told me that her and my dad were getting a divorce, and me, her and my little sister Jenna were going to live with my grandparents for a while. I was heartbroken.
After about two weeks, I got to meet my Dad's new girlfriend, Tami, and her terrible trio of kids. Around the beginning of 4th grade, my Dad moved in with Tami. Everyone hated her. No one knew what my Dad saw in her. Then, I got to know her terrible trio of kids. I called them the terrible trio for a reason! The oldest, Lexi, was one year younger than me, so of course, she looked up to me as an idol. She even called me ''Nicool'', which was really retarded! The second youngest, Madison, was such an whine-bag. (by the way, the terrible trio is spoiled, badly) If she didn't get her way, she would cry and just scream! Like twice a day at the least! The youngest, Hayden, was a cry-baby. He cried even if you just poked him in the shoulder!
So, every other weekend, we had to stay the weekend at their house. They had a trampoline, and one day, me, Lexi, and Jenna were sitting on it, drawing. Lexi had this really cool gel-pen, so Jenna took it and started to use it. Lexi noticed, and yelled,''Give it back!''
''No!''
They then started to play tug-of-war with it, and it ended when Lexi cheated and pinched Jenna's butt! Jenna started to cry, so I stood up and yelled,
''You do not ever touch my little sister again got it!''
''But she stole my pen.'' (I will never forget this)
''You were not using it! And if I ever find out you hurt her again, your face will become acquainted with my shoe! Got it?!''
''Yeah.''
I swear I will never forget the hilarious expression on her face when I yelled the last sentence.
The next summer, we went camping with them. My Dad for some reason, was pissed off at something, so he left. We all stood there at the shore of the lake waiting, and Jenna picked her nose. (ew yes, but there's more) Tami slapped Jenna's face and said,''Stop it now!''
Of course, Jenna started to cry. I held her in my arms, and Tami said to me,
''Stop hugging her, it'll just make it worse.''
''No. You slapped her. Next time you do that, you will become introduced to my shoe, bitch.'' (I actually said that too!)
She just stared at me, while I continued to comfort my sister.
About the time I was in 6th grade, my Dad broke up with that biotch. Thank god too! On my 12th birthday, my best friend got me American Idiot. I was hooked from then on. After about a couple of months, I became more and more obsessed, so I looked them up on the internet. about a month later, I started my official obsession, by writing stories, that had to do with Green Day.
On Easter, my Mom got International Superhits for me. Once When I Came Around came on, I was all like, ''Whoa, this is by Green Day?'' So technically, I was a fan since I was nine.
At the end of 6th grade, I started my new lifestyle. I wore more black, and started to wear black eyeliner. They truly changed my life. Then I discovered GSB. That really changed the way I think, feel, and look at things.
Through out summer, I came on like once a day.
At the beginning of 7th grade, I got into the band program, becoming the only girl percussionist in 7th and 8th grade band.
Now, here I am, typing this.
After about two weeks, I got to meet my Dad's new girlfriend, Tami, and her terrible trio of kids. Around the beginning of 4th grade, my Dad moved in with Tami. Everyone hated her. No one knew what my Dad saw in her. Then, I got to know her terrible trio of kids. I called them the terrible trio for a reason! The oldest, Lexi, was one year younger than me, so of course, she looked up to me as an idol. She even called me ''Nicool'', which was really retarded! The second youngest, Madison, was such an whine-bag. (by the way, the terrible trio is spoiled, badly) If she didn't get her way, she would cry and just scream! Like twice a day at the least! The youngest, Hayden, was a cry-baby. He cried even if you just poked him in the shoulder!
So, every other weekend, we had to stay the weekend at their house. They had a trampoline, and one day, me, Lexi, and Jenna were sitting on it, drawing. Lexi had this really cool gel-pen, so Jenna took it and started to use it. Lexi noticed, and yelled,''Give it back!''
''No!''
They then started to play tug-of-war with it, and it ended when Lexi cheated and pinched Jenna's butt! Jenna started to cry, so I stood up and yelled,
''You do not ever touch my little sister again got it!''
''But she stole my pen.'' (I will never forget this)
''You were not using it! And if I ever find out you hurt her again, your face will become acquainted with my shoe! Got it?!''
''Yeah.''
I swear I will never forget the hilarious expression on her face when I yelled the last sentence.
The next summer, we went camping with them. My Dad for some reason, was pissed off at something, so he left. We all stood there at the shore of the lake waiting, and Jenna picked her nose. (ew yes, but there's more) Tami slapped Jenna's face and said,''Stop it now!''
Of course, Jenna started to cry. I held her in my arms, and Tami said to me,
''Stop hugging her, it'll just make it worse.''
''No. You slapped her. Next time you do that, you will become introduced to my shoe, bitch.'' (I actually said that too!)
She just stared at me, while I continued to comfort my sister.
About the time I was in 6th grade, my Dad broke up with that biotch. Thank god too! On my 12th birthday, my best friend got me American Idiot. I was hooked from then on. After about a couple of months, I became more and more obsessed, so I looked them up on the internet. about a month later, I started my official obsession, by writing stories, that had to do with Green Day.
On Easter, my Mom got International Superhits for me. Once When I Came Around came on, I was all like, ''Whoa, this is by Green Day?'' So technically, I was a fan since I was nine.
At the end of 6th grade, I started my new lifestyle. I wore more black, and started to wear black eyeliner. They truly changed my life. Then I discovered GSB. That really changed the way I think, feel, and look at things.
Through out summer, I came on like once a day.
At the beginning of 7th grade, I got into the band program, becoming the only girl percussionist in 7th and 8th grade band.
Now, here I am, typing this.
