When Billie Crashed His Car, chapter 1

I, Melanie, was looking through the window at my right side. I tried to figure out the shape of a rock. Cristina, who noticed that, passed her hand through my vision to get sure if I was alright.
"Hey, Melanie! Wake up! Are you hearing me? The teacher is looking at you this moment! Melanie!" Cristina tried to whisper. Cristina is a girl with brown and shiny hair; she's very kind and is not so troublesome like me. I am a girl with brown hair but not too nice like Cristina's. I am as intelligent as Cristina but a little bit crazier. I suddenly woke up from my daydreams and came back to reality.
Teacher Karina was just standing in the middle of the classroom. She is a thin woman who has blonde hair. "Melanie, what are you doing? Pay attention, guys! Well, we were talking about the Egyptians' religion. How was named the god of death? Melanie?"
"Uhh..."
Oh yeah, but there was Andres behind me who muttered "Osiris, you idiot!" Andres is one of the shortest of the classroom, short but outgoing and cute.
"Osiris?"
"That's right, Melanie" And the teacher got excited. She always gets excited. She gets happy because her students replied three answers correctly in a row. Almost a miracle!
Then I sent a piece of paper to him just saying "thanks." I turned my head over and looked how was doing Mauricio. He also looked bored with Egyptians so I showed him in secret a photo of Green Day. He opened his eyes widely behind the glasses he used.
"I saw the same photo at Internet. Google page 23" he informed me.
"Aww, I wanted it to be a surprise."
"You're obsessed, Melanie."
"I know, don't worry."
The teacher continued explaining for the next 10 minutes. I started to play with the head in front of me. I mean Roberto's head. He has blonde hair and is blue-eyed. Well, returning to the story, teacher Karina was about to shut us when...

CRASHKKKQQOOLEEROOOBBCKQXPPER!!!!! -- or something like that.

We shut our mouths for a minute. Someone had crashed on the avenue outside the school!
YAY! An excuse to be outside the classroom.
Everyone, or the majority of us, stood up immediately. The ones who were sitting were in a state of shock. I saw Claudia's face in blank. I ran toward her to see what was happening with her. Marcela came too, and we were scared!
I got nearer to Claudia. "Hey! Clau! HEY!" I slapped her and she responded.
"I think she's alright now," Marcela said.
"I'm gonna see what is happening out there."
I ran with my uniform moving to all sides. Well, I can't avoid that. And we girls have to use a skirt in the school! Alejandra was running too beside me. She is a palid person who is very funny. But she likes Good Charlotte, which means Joel Madden. We are always trying to see who is best, Joel or Billie. We even have a plushie of a turkey named Billie Joel. I love Green Day, duh!
We got outside quickly and Mauricio already was there watching the scene.
"FUCK!"
Mauricio and Alejandra looked at me at the same time. I knew what was happening...
THE VOICE SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE BILLIE'S!
HE WAS BILLIE JOE! STANDING THERE WITH HIS BLACK BMW CRASHED!
"Shit, Billie. Look at your car, man... "
THAT WAS MIKE! I FELT LIKE DYING! But there was missing someone...
"Hahaha, I am imagining now Adie's face! Fucking idiot, Billie. Smile to all these people! Thanks for coming!"
"Aww, just shut up you stupid Tre."
TRE WAS THERE TOO!
GREEN DAY WAS THERE!
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