The big life: A story for I_worship_tre_Cool., chapter 3
***Tre's POV***
OMFG, those creepy lil' ninja dudes are SO awsome. Ha! I love that theme song! Who the hell is grabbing my ass!
"Hey! That fat ass there, " I pointed to my ass, "IS MINE!" I yelled rubbing my ass in a sexual way. Ah, fuckin' Donatello, wanting to bone me. HA! In that lil' dude's dreams. I'll make my own theme song!
"I'm the best. Dun dun dun, Better than the rest! Dun dun dun, I'll make you scream! Dun dun dun dun dun! See, I'm the best!" I sang loudly.
***End POV***
The whole gang was laughing at Tre's sudden outcome of a song. It was a you-had-to-be-there-to-get-it-moment. It truely was. The gang decided to go for a road trip, you know, "Out of the ghetto.". So, they decided to see Reading Shamebow. That crazy ass story teller, said they're always welcome. No matter what.
"Hey guys." Stu said, waving his arm in a very gay way.
"What's up? I was wondering if you had a book that we can go in that has water." BIllie Joe told him. Stu turned around to the thousands of books he had. He hummed while he traced his fingers across the titles.
"There!", he pointed to a big book and took it out, "'The adventure of the UnderWater Punx'. Did you want to try it out?" Stu asked politely.
"YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!" Yelled Big Bird and Tre in unison.
"Okay, just remember, always, jack-off if you wanna come back. Ok?"
"Yup." said Mike.
"A one, a two, a one two three four!" Stu yelled. The whole gang, Big Bird, Elmo, Mike Tre, and Billie Joe vanished into the book.
"Wow, I can talk under water!" Yelled Tre.
"No shit, it's a fuckin book you retard." Mike said sticking his tounge out.
"Hey hey hey, at least I didn't fuck Elmo!" Tre spat back, trying to keep a straight face.
"Hey! Don't bring Elmo into this!" Mike said, acting serious.
"Here ye here ye! We have new comers!" Yelled a man, in pink hair, boot, tight black pants, and a black shirt that say's, "Fuck off, and live. Bother me, you die!" in blood red letters. Big Bird thought he was the hottest guy alive. The man, for unknown reasons, took a sword and threw it at Tre. Tre unexpectedly grabbed the sword, and did a king-fu move. Doing chinese sounds.
"VILLAGERS! COME FOR A TOWN MEETING WE HAVE A NATURAL!" The man yelled smileing.
"A natural what?" Tre asked raising one of his eyebrows. Soon, about 500 people came in asking loud questions.
"QUIET! One at a time!" yelled the man.
"Ok, well, does this mean, we have a new king!?" Asked a young girl, she was happy as ever.
"Yes, indeed. I'm very greatful too." Spoke the man.
"So, I'm king?" Asked Tre.
"Yes."
"OMG OMG OMG I'M KING I'M KING I'M KING!" Tre sang, skipping and shaking his butt at his friends. Big Bird seemed to enjoy it. Soon, a moutain grew from underwater, where they were, and a black throne appeared at the top. Soon Tre vanished.
OMFG, those creepy lil' ninja dudes are SO awsome. Ha! I love that theme song! Who the hell is grabbing my ass!
"Hey! That fat ass there, " I pointed to my ass, "IS MINE!" I yelled rubbing my ass in a sexual way. Ah, fuckin' Donatello, wanting to bone me. HA! In that lil' dude's dreams. I'll make my own theme song!
"I'm the best. Dun dun dun, Better than the rest! Dun dun dun, I'll make you scream! Dun dun dun dun dun! See, I'm the best!" I sang loudly.
***End POV***
The whole gang was laughing at Tre's sudden outcome of a song. It was a you-had-to-be-there-to-get-it-moment. It truely was. The gang decided to go for a road trip, you know, "Out of the ghetto.". So, they decided to see Reading Shamebow. That crazy ass story teller, said they're always welcome. No matter what.
"Hey guys." Stu said, waving his arm in a very gay way.
"What's up? I was wondering if you had a book that we can go in that has water." BIllie Joe told him. Stu turned around to the thousands of books he had. He hummed while he traced his fingers across the titles.
"There!", he pointed to a big book and took it out, "'The adventure of the UnderWater Punx'. Did you want to try it out?" Stu asked politely.
"YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!" Yelled Big Bird and Tre in unison.
"Okay, just remember, always, jack-off if you wanna come back. Ok?"
"Yup." said Mike.
"A one, a two, a one two three four!" Stu yelled. The whole gang, Big Bird, Elmo, Mike Tre, and Billie Joe vanished into the book.
"Wow, I can talk under water!" Yelled Tre.
"No shit, it's a fuckin book you retard." Mike said sticking his tounge out.
"Hey hey hey, at least I didn't fuck Elmo!" Tre spat back, trying to keep a straight face.
"Hey! Don't bring Elmo into this!" Mike said, acting serious.
"Here ye here ye! We have new comers!" Yelled a man, in pink hair, boot, tight black pants, and a black shirt that say's, "Fuck off, and live. Bother me, you die!" in blood red letters. Big Bird thought he was the hottest guy alive. The man, for unknown reasons, took a sword and threw it at Tre. Tre unexpectedly grabbed the sword, and did a king-fu move. Doing chinese sounds.
"VILLAGERS! COME FOR A TOWN MEETING WE HAVE A NATURAL!" The man yelled smileing.
"A natural what?" Tre asked raising one of his eyebrows. Soon, about 500 people came in asking loud questions.
"QUIET! One at a time!" yelled the man.
"Ok, well, does this mean, we have a new king!?" Asked a young girl, she was happy as ever.
"Yes, indeed. I'm very greatful too." Spoke the man.
"So, I'm king?" Asked Tre.
"Yes."
"OMG OMG OMG I'M KING I'M KING I'M KING!" Tre sang, skipping and shaking his butt at his friends. Big Bird seemed to enjoy it. Soon, a moutain grew from underwater, where they were, and a black throne appeared at the top. Soon Tre vanished.
