The big life: A story for I_worship_tre_Cool., chapter 4
As soon as he vanished, all you could hear was the lyrics from Like A Rat Does Cheese.
"Nibble on my dick like a rat does......... CHEESE!" Tre sang loudly. The group turned around. He was sitting on the throne, with a banjo, using it as a light saber.
"Is he permanently high? Or is he ju-?" Big Bird was cut off.
"Yes, permanently high." Mike said, in awe.
"Whoa buddy, weren't you with Elmo?" Big Bird pointed to his 'Hobo in a tent'.
"Oops." Mike said blushing, and fanning himself like a school girl.
"Please." Big Bird said in the most preppiest way ever.
"Mikey... Mikey!!! I never want to see you again!" Cried Elmo as he ran off.
"Okay, maybe after one more fuck! BUT THAT'S IT!" Elmo yelled. Soon enough Mike went with Elmo, to god knows where, when I saw god, I mean Tre.
"In the van." Tre said giggling to and pointing to the "moving" van.
"Great, why can't he go somewhere else?" Billie sighed.
"Because, if he did, I wouldn't be taping it for black-mail." Big Bird spat out laughing hard.
"Where'd you get a fuckin' tape recorder?"
"Tre's God Of the Underwater Punx. Anything he wishes it appears." Big Bird explained, "He wished for me to tape it for black-mail." Big Bird finished, he was zooming in.
"TRE!" Billie yelled.
"What? Who's gay?!" Tre yelled back. Billie rolled his eyes.
"Get down here!" Billie replied. Tre came riding on a magic carpet. Billie's eyes widen and the green in them sparkled more than ever.
"What?" Tre asked him.
"It's..... It's..... IT'S A FUCKING MAGIC CARPET. ME WANNA RIDE! PAW WEASE!" Now Billie hushed, "Pwease?"
"Yeah, go ahead?" Tre said, eating a bowl of cheese.
"Do- Do I SMELL CHEESE!" Big Bird said still focusing on the taping.
"No. It's MY cheese. Get your own damn bowl." Tre said, slurping the last of it down loudly.
"HOLY SHIT! That STINKS!" Tre said plugging his nose. Billie swooped down,
"Gross, what the hell happened?"
"Oh," Tre laughed, "I farted."
"Um yeah, go take a dump before you get constipated."
"Alrighty mother Billie!" Tre said acting as if he were five, about to get ice cream, or how he acts around girl's before he lays them. Either one will do.
"They're done!" Yelled Big Bird.
"That was........ Good!" Mike commented, wiping the sweat off his forehead, gross.
"You bet." Elmo said putting a fist in the air.
"Um, bye!" Billie yelled before he flew away.
"Wait!" Tre yelled, he was done pooping, erm, taking a shit. For those of you who didn't understand.
"What?" Billie whined.
"Did you wanna ride a UFO?" He asked Billie. Billie's eyes widened again.
"YUPPERZ!" Just then Billie was captain of his own UFO.
"Nibble on my dick like a rat does......... CHEESE!" Tre sang loudly. The group turned around. He was sitting on the throne, with a banjo, using it as a light saber.
"Is he permanently high? Or is he ju-?" Big Bird was cut off.
"Yes, permanently high." Mike said, in awe.
"Whoa buddy, weren't you with Elmo?" Big Bird pointed to his 'Hobo in a tent'.
"Oops." Mike said blushing, and fanning himself like a school girl.
"Please." Big Bird said in the most preppiest way ever.
"Mikey... Mikey!!! I never want to see you again!" Cried Elmo as he ran off.
"Okay, maybe after one more fuck! BUT THAT'S IT!" Elmo yelled. Soon enough Mike went with Elmo, to god knows where, when I saw god, I mean Tre.
"In the van." Tre said giggling to and pointing to the "moving" van.
"Great, why can't he go somewhere else?" Billie sighed.
"Because, if he did, I wouldn't be taping it for black-mail." Big Bird spat out laughing hard.
"Where'd you get a fuckin' tape recorder?"
"Tre's God Of the Underwater Punx. Anything he wishes it appears." Big Bird explained, "He wished for me to tape it for black-mail." Big Bird finished, he was zooming in.
"TRE!" Billie yelled.
"What? Who's gay?!" Tre yelled back. Billie rolled his eyes.
"Get down here!" Billie replied. Tre came riding on a magic carpet. Billie's eyes widen and the green in them sparkled more than ever.
"What?" Tre asked him.
"It's..... It's..... IT'S A FUCKING MAGIC CARPET. ME WANNA RIDE! PAW WEASE!" Now Billie hushed, "Pwease?"
"Yeah, go ahead?" Tre said, eating a bowl of cheese.
"Do- Do I SMELL CHEESE!" Big Bird said still focusing on the taping.
"No. It's MY cheese. Get your own damn bowl." Tre said, slurping the last of it down loudly.
"HOLY SHIT! That STINKS!" Tre said plugging his nose. Billie swooped down,
"Gross, what the hell happened?"
"Oh," Tre laughed, "I farted."
"Um yeah, go take a dump before you get constipated."
"Alrighty mother Billie!" Tre said acting as if he were five, about to get ice cream, or how he acts around girl's before he lays them. Either one will do.
"They're done!" Yelled Big Bird.
"That was........ Good!" Mike commented, wiping the sweat off his forehead, gross.
"You bet." Elmo said putting a fist in the air.
"Um, bye!" Billie yelled before he flew away.
"Wait!" Tre yelled, he was done pooping, erm, taking a shit. For those of you who didn't understand.
"What?" Billie whined.
"Did you wanna ride a UFO?" He asked Billie. Billie's eyes widened again.
"YUPPERZ!" Just then Billie was captain of his own UFO.
