Animal Crackers In My Apple Pie (A Who The Fuck Is Tre Cool Story), chapter 7

Okay, do not panic....Ohhh but he looks so sad. I could just...I could just barf! How could this happen to him though... I mean his life was just turning around, his wife was about to have a baby, he finally found his mother, everything just seemed so perfect.

"Um, Mr. Cool. You can go see him now." I whiped a tear from my eye and turned away from the TV.

"Just give me a few more minutes. Passions is almost done." What? I like soap operas! The nurse gave me a funny look and walked away.

Well I guess I should see Burnie...I mean it is what I came here to do. I sat up and walked past the little children. So where is the room anyway. I'll just look around.

Wow, I don't know where I am. Nursing station... what the hell is that? Why are there so many pregnant women around. Hey I have a date tonight. I better call call her, I mean I could be here awhile.

I took out my phone and dialled her number. She answered...ohh what a beautiful voice she has!

"....Uh HELLO?!?"

"Hello. Please tell me I didn't forget her name already. ....this is Tre."

"Oh hi! What's up? You seem kind of depressed. Aww tell me." I sound depressed? She jumps to conclusions but whatever.

"Oh you know this and that, my friend is kind of in the hospital. So I can't-"

"Oh my god! Which hospital."

"Oh you know..that large one with alot of walls. The one on Burberry Street."

"Don't worry I'll be right there!" She's coming to the hospital...but look what I'm wearing! She can't see me like this!

"You will?"

"Of course I will! You need some suport during this time! Now don't mve I'll be right there! Bye. I love ya." She loves me. Strange girl.

"I. Love. you. too. bye." That was akward. Just as I put my cell phone away the lights flickered and doctors came running down the hall into one room.

"Someone must have used a cell phone or something! What idiots, now look what happened he's almost dead!"

Who would use a cell phone in a hospital! I mean honestly. Do they have no hearts! Anyway...where am I?

I guess I should make my way back to that waiting room. But where is that? These halls are so confusing!

So I walked around for a bit Not really knowing where I was going, I didn't really care either. I mean what's the point in caring where you are if you don't know. It's just one of those days I guess.

"Ow." I fell on my ass. "Do you mind I wasn't paying attention to where I was going the least you could to was watch where you were going!"

"Tre, shut up." Oh it's Leanna. She is clumsy...dropping that pop on the floor.

"Oh hello Leanna."

"Do you know where you are by any chance?" she quarked her eyebrow and put her hands on her hip. Her eyebrows are really nice actually...almost as pretty as mine...oohh I should get my eyebrows done with her! We could have girl to girl time! YAY! I like that idea.

"No actually I don't."

"Ugh, you're pathetic sometimes you-"

"TRE! Are you alright?" Rachel hugged me. Oh my god I feel like I'm being suffocated. But she's so sweet. I looked back at Leanna for a quick second, she seemed confused...but aren't we all.

"Oh I'm fine I guess. By the way this is Leanna," I said.

"Hi."

"Hi?" Leanna is acting strangely today. "Um, well I guess I should show you to the room then."

"Could me and Tre have some time alone without YOU here for a minute. Okay?" Ohh I wonder what Rachel wants to do alone. Meooow.

"Um..Okay. The room is just over there." She pointed to that door beside that glass thing. That's an odd place to put a room. Oh there are babies on display! How cute! I want one! Wait.... I do have a child ehehe! I think I should go see them soon...I'll call them later.

"Thanks Leanna," I waved her away. When she left I continued to talk to Rachel. "Now what does my little sex kitten want." I kissed her and pulled her into a janitors closet. It was kind of dark...but you know they always are.

"I think we need some lights."

"That's just what I was thinking." and she flicked on the light switch...Well it wasn't a janitors closet. A whole bunch of babies were crying. Oh shit. Something tells me this isn't a place to fuck someone.

We ran out of there and into the real janitors closet.

Rachel giggled, "Well that was close."
"Oh yes.. but you know me. Always looking for a challenge."
"Oh really?"

"Yes. I am of course the all mighty Tre Cool. No woman or man can resist me though let's face it!" Ugh enough talk more fuck! I grabbed her and started making out with her. I think someone came in the room but quickly closed the door. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna waist valuble fucking time seeing who it was! I'm pretty sure it was Mike though.. and a woman...must have been Adrienne.

We walked out of the janitors closet after having a lovely time. Rachel put her hand on my shoulder and wispered in my ear..oohh kinky! "I'm going to get a drink. Do you have any extra change that I could borrow?" What ever she's doing is alright with me! Especaily after that! Woohoo!

"Whatever you want, sweety." I handed her the change and went to go see Burnie...but I couldn't help over hear these quiet little wispers. Well they must be talking about something important. So I lean my head into the door. Ouch that hurt! I just hit my head off the door frame. Hope they didn't hear that. They stoped talking for a minute and continued.

I am starting to think this is Leanna and Mike...it sounds like them. I can't really tell what they are talking about, stupid camel is breathing down my neck!

"No!...Of course I don't li-" I swatted the camel away. What did she say? Grr! I hate camels..all they are good for is storing illegal drugs! (Isn't it sick how prisoners hide knives and weapons like that up there ass when they are getting inspected...I mean that can't be to comfortable! The camel thought it wasn't anyway.)

"Leanna that stupid I k-" danmit Ugh I give up.

Just when I got away from the door Rachel came over and gave me a big kiss. This I could get used to let's face it! She looked over to the door. Oh look see I told you it was Leanna and Mike! What were they doing in a room all alone though. We all gave each other weird looks for a few minutes.

"Ugh Tre can we please go somewhere else...It's so boring here!" Rachel started to get closer...hmm she is an interesting one.

"Well sweetie I must see my friend first." There was a beeping from her pocket. She answered the phone. She started laughing and walked away a bit.

"Okay I'll be right over there...No of course not! Don't be stupid!" She clicked the phone off and came up to me with a sad look on her face. A sexy sad face though! Kinky. I have dicided that today's word is kinky!

"Oh baby I have to go see one of my girls got to run. Tell me how your friend is tomorrow."

"Of course sweetie," she kissed me and tried to drag me to the floor basically. Kinky!
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