If Only 3 Survived!!, chapter 5
Billie: "AAAAaaaahhhh!"
Mike: "AAAAaaaahhhh!"
Tre: "AAAAAaaaahhhh!"
Thunk!!
All three are hit in the head an immediately black out!
Mike: (slowly awakes from the black out) "What the..?
(Mike and the rest of the gang are lying in a comfortable bed and have been cleaned off from the journey and are held in what seems to be a room covered in gold)
Mike: "Billie! Wake UP!"
Billie: (dreaming)"What? No Adie...I don't wanna do it in Mike's bed! Oh, Ok maybe just this once!"
Mike: "... ..." "WHAT?!"
Billie: (Wakes up) "Wha...were are we?!"
Mike: "Oh good you're awake!" "Tre!! Get your ass up!!"
Tre: (Dreaming) "Why of course Adie! Mike's bed is the perfect place!!"
Mike & Billie: "... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..WHAT?!"
Tre: (Wakes up) "Huh...what happened?"
Mike: (kind of pissed) "We got knocked unconscious and ended up here!"
Footsteps approach!
Billie: "What the hells that?"
Three Green Dog like aliens emerge from the door and enter!
Green Dog 1: "Greetings earthlings!"
Green Dog 2: "We are the... "
Green Dog 3: "Three Ediots"
GD1: "We're sorry about the hitting, but we thought it was the only way to get you here."
GD3: "We are a highly intelligent species but we lack leadership!"
GD2: "Yes, we do! But you three seem to represent our species well!"
GD1: "My name is Billiebob."
GD2: "I am Mikunt."
GD3: "And I am Jakov."
Mike: "Where are we?"
Jakov: "Inside the meteor of course...floating just above the earth!"
Billie: "mmm hmm?" "What didja do with our species?!"
Billiebob: "We destroyed them to dust!"
Jakov: "We thought it would be easier to find you that way!"
Billie: "What!!?!!!!?"
Billiebob: "Don't worry about your Adie; she's back in your home planet sleeping!" "You will see here once the King is crowned." "We know how much you love Adie!"
Billie: "And what about the rest of the planet? You killed everyone just to get to us?"
Billiebob: "What? You don't like our methods? If you like we can bring some people back if you wish!?"
Mike: "What a minute, King?"
Mikunt: "Yes the king!"
Tre: "Who's the king?"
Jakov: "You three are the Kings!!"
Billiebob: "Yes, all hail the Green Ones!"
Billiebob: "Come my fellow brethren, we shall leave the Green Ones in peace for them to rest and then we will discuss what will happen next!"
An hour later
Billie (walks back and forth) "Okay Adie's safe that's a good thing!" "But we got aliens here! One guys name is Billiebob another's Mikunt and Jakov! Just what the hells going on?!"
Mike: (Slap!) "Get a hold of yourself man!"
Billie: "Thanks man!"
Tre: "Fellas! We're gonna be kings!"
Billie: "Okay! Here's the plan. We go with this king thing for a bit to see what it's like and if it doesn't work out will try to bring things back to normal!"
Tre: "All right!"
Another hour passes
Billiebob: "Have you decided on what to do?"
Billie: "Yes, we've decided to become king of your world!"
Billiebob: "Good, good!" "I hope you're ready!?"
Mike: "AAAAaaaahhhh!"
Tre: "AAAAAaaaahhhh!"
Thunk!!
All three are hit in the head an immediately black out!
Mike: (slowly awakes from the black out) "What the..?
(Mike and the rest of the gang are lying in a comfortable bed and have been cleaned off from the journey and are held in what seems to be a room covered in gold)
Mike: "Billie! Wake UP!"
Billie: (dreaming)"What? No Adie...I don't wanna do it in Mike's bed! Oh, Ok maybe just this once!"
Mike: "... ..." "WHAT?!"
Billie: (Wakes up) "Wha...were are we?!"
Mike: "Oh good you're awake!" "Tre!! Get your ass up!!"
Tre: (Dreaming) "Why of course Adie! Mike's bed is the perfect place!!"
Mike & Billie: "... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..WHAT?!"
Tre: (Wakes up) "Huh...what happened?"
Mike: (kind of pissed) "We got knocked unconscious and ended up here!"
Footsteps approach!
Billie: "What the hells that?"
Three Green Dog like aliens emerge from the door and enter!
Green Dog 1: "Greetings earthlings!"
Green Dog 2: "We are the... "
Green Dog 3: "Three Ediots"
GD1: "We're sorry about the hitting, but we thought it was the only way to get you here."
GD3: "We are a highly intelligent species but we lack leadership!"
GD2: "Yes, we do! But you three seem to represent our species well!"
GD1: "My name is Billiebob."
GD2: "I am Mikunt."
GD3: "And I am Jakov."
Mike: "Where are we?"
Jakov: "Inside the meteor of course...floating just above the earth!"
Billie: "mmm hmm?" "What didja do with our species?!"
Billiebob: "We destroyed them to dust!"
Jakov: "We thought it would be easier to find you that way!"
Billie: "What!!?!!!!?"
Billiebob: "Don't worry about your Adie; she's back in your home planet sleeping!" "You will see here once the King is crowned." "We know how much you love Adie!"
Billie: "And what about the rest of the planet? You killed everyone just to get to us?"
Billiebob: "What? You don't like our methods? If you like we can bring some people back if you wish!?"
Mike: "What a minute, King?"
Mikunt: "Yes the king!"
Tre: "Who's the king?"
Jakov: "You three are the Kings!!"
Billiebob: "Yes, all hail the Green Ones!"
Billiebob: "Come my fellow brethren, we shall leave the Green Ones in peace for them to rest and then we will discuss what will happen next!"
An hour later
Billie (walks back and forth) "Okay Adie's safe that's a good thing!" "But we got aliens here! One guys name is Billiebob another's Mikunt and Jakov! Just what the hells going on?!"
Mike: (Slap!) "Get a hold of yourself man!"
Billie: "Thanks man!"
Tre: "Fellas! We're gonna be kings!"
Billie: "Okay! Here's the plan. We go with this king thing for a bit to see what it's like and if it doesn't work out will try to bring things back to normal!"
Tre: "All right!"
Another hour passes
Billiebob: "Have you decided on what to do?"
Billie: "Yes, we've decided to become king of your world!"
Billiebob: "Good, good!" "I hope you're ready!?"
