I can play the shit out o' drums, chapter 3
The three of us talked like we never missed a day. Billie caught me up on all of his almost getting arrested adventures. As I had guessed, Mike and Billie cracked up at my corn field adventure. All the while, Billie and Mike shared their drunken adventures. Billie's, of course, were as far fetched as any story could get.
" Okay, so there's this dude named Nick who gets all 'WOOOOHOHOHOO!!' after only a couple sips. So, after he passes out, we all pick him up and throw him in the back of Luke's car..." Billie performs dramactically.
" Hold on, do I know any of these people?'' I interupted, feeling a tad left out.
" No one special. They just gives a free place to drink and stuff." Mike said, sensing how I was feeling.
" Anyways," Billie continued, " we take him out to this pasture and find the biggest ass bull we could find. Then, we duck taped Nick on top of the bull, both of which were sound asleep or in Nick's case passed out. After taping him, we leave and go back to the party."
As Billie was explaining all of this, he was prancing all over the place and acting it out. Laughing to myself, I was thinking that Billie should seriously consider going into theater. I could just imagen him prancing around in tights, performing Shakespeare. That would be a funny sight. What I hadn't realized is that I was laughing out loud.
" Dude, what are you laughing about? I haven't even told you the funniest part yet." Billie said, quite annoyed.
" Ummm... Nothing. I was just thinking."
" Uh huh. Continuing with the story, we come back around 6 o' clock in the morning. The bull is roaming around eating some grass, all the while Nick is still passed out, mouth hangin' opened. So I go up to him and shake him awake and he looks at me like ' What the hell!?!?!' and he can't move at all. So Alex stood in front of the bull and was trying to distract it so we can cut Nick loose cuz if ripped that taped off that bull would have went crazy. Then fucked up Alex, takes off his shirt and goes all bull fighter on it and the bull is like saying ' Whatever.'.."
" Wow! I didn't know bulls can talk! Did you Tre`?" Mike joshs.
" No I didn't Mike. That must be a magical bull all the way from the land of unicorns and gumdrops." I say, pretending to have twinkle in my eye.
" Ha ha ha ha no." Billie says unamused, " How am I going to finish my story if you two dorkwads keep interupting me?"
" Sorry Billie. I deeply apologize. Please, continue." I remark, sarcastically.
Billie then sticks his tongue out and continues on.
" After cut out Nick, Alex throws his shirt on the bull's face and then we all run like hell to the car and speed away. It was glorious. Nick didn't hangout with us for almost two months! "
" Actually, I thought it would be funnier." I kidded him.
Billie then glares at me, and walks away. Then, of course, he comes back and chucked a beer at me.
" Dork." he mutters under his breath.
Then he gives me a goofy smile.
" Okay, so there's this dude named Nick who gets all 'WOOOOHOHOHOO!!' after only a couple sips. So, after he passes out, we all pick him up and throw him in the back of Luke's car..." Billie performs dramactically.
" Hold on, do I know any of these people?'' I interupted, feeling a tad left out.
" No one special. They just gives a free place to drink and stuff." Mike said, sensing how I was feeling.
" Anyways," Billie continued, " we take him out to this pasture and find the biggest ass bull we could find. Then, we duck taped Nick on top of the bull, both of which were sound asleep or in Nick's case passed out. After taping him, we leave and go back to the party."
As Billie was explaining all of this, he was prancing all over the place and acting it out. Laughing to myself, I was thinking that Billie should seriously consider going into theater. I could just imagen him prancing around in tights, performing Shakespeare. That would be a funny sight. What I hadn't realized is that I was laughing out loud.
" Dude, what are you laughing about? I haven't even told you the funniest part yet." Billie said, quite annoyed.
" Ummm... Nothing. I was just thinking."
" Uh huh. Continuing with the story, we come back around 6 o' clock in the morning. The bull is roaming around eating some grass, all the while Nick is still passed out, mouth hangin' opened. So I go up to him and shake him awake and he looks at me like ' What the hell!?!?!' and he can't move at all. So Alex stood in front of the bull and was trying to distract it so we can cut Nick loose cuz if ripped that taped off that bull would have went crazy. Then fucked up Alex, takes off his shirt and goes all bull fighter on it and the bull is like saying ' Whatever.'.."
" Wow! I didn't know bulls can talk! Did you Tre`?" Mike joshs.
" No I didn't Mike. That must be a magical bull all the way from the land of unicorns and gumdrops." I say, pretending to have twinkle in my eye.
" Ha ha ha ha no." Billie says unamused, " How am I going to finish my story if you two dorkwads keep interupting me?"
" Sorry Billie. I deeply apologize. Please, continue." I remark, sarcastically.
Billie then sticks his tongue out and continues on.
" After cut out Nick, Alex throws his shirt on the bull's face and then we all run like hell to the car and speed away. It was glorious. Nick didn't hangout with us for almost two months! "
" Actually, I thought it would be funnier." I kidded him.
Billie then glares at me, and walks away. Then, of course, he comes back and chucked a beer at me.
" Dork." he mutters under his breath.
Then he gives me a goofy smile.
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