Billie Joe And Me In The Summer, chapter 1

Ya so it's like this... I was in the town... Oakland ya know... And then I see Billie Joe meet up with Tre and Mike... I walk up to them and say can I have your autograph.... And then they say... Wut do you want us to sign? All of a sudden I see my CD case in my hand... And I ask them if they could sign all of my Green Day CD's and they say ya.... Okay... Sure y not.... I mean u are our biggest and coolest and prettiest Green Day fan.. *blushes* So they ask me if I wanted to go to they lake and go catfish noodling with them... so i say ya sure!! so we hop in this BIG bus...so then Tre asks me if I want to try out his drums..so I say ya sure!!so i suck at drums..... so Mike and Billie Joe fight over which instrument i should try first.... And of course Billie wants me to try out his guitars and Mike wants me to try out his bass'. So of course I choose Billie Joe first because I have ALWAYS dreamed of playing on his guitars with him...i was soooooo good at guitar that Mike and Tre left the van while it was driving cuz i was so good...Billie Joes says u are almost as good as me!! how long have you played? i said...this is my first time! so he's all like wow!!!and then he says can I have your autograph? then i say ok sure... cuz u are the coolest and gorgeousest person in green day.. and then he wants me to sing it on his chest..... I was soooooooooooooooooooooo over-welmed...I FAINTED!!!!so like an hour later i find myself with billie joe doing mouth-to-mought precipitation whatever you call it.... so then he lefts his head up and says are you okay? and i say ya.. i am. so then i sign his chest.......so then i'm jsut like what about catfish noodling? and he's jsut like o screw it.. and then we start to open the window and throw eggs at people who hated green day..... and people who liked good charlotte and simple plan.....then we see avril lavigne...and Billie Joe says to me.... lets go to the kitchen and get a butcher knife...he he he.... and so we both do this evil laugh thingy.. then we chop avril lavigne's head off and start poking her with a stick..... and every laughes and kicks her...yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that was so much fun..... then we started to eat pudding..... ya.............. then we started throw pudding at eachother..... after that..... we both went to Eggplant's tatooing service and he got a tatoo that said my name with a heart around it and then I get a tatoo with his name on it and the name green day.....