Can't Take It, chapter 9
Adrienne glanced at the leetter, then read it through. It wrote:
Dear My "Dearly Beloved" Adrienne,
I love you sooooo much! I just dont know if I can believe you or not. You may think I am such a retard to not be able to believe you, but I am not. I have my reason. I have been afraid to tell you this for a long time, but now I know it is time.
There was this time while touring, where I met this lady named Renee. She was cute, but you are wayyyyyy hotter! I dont know what I was thinking, but I slept with her. That night in the hotel I slept with her. I am sooooo sorry I did that. But now I just need to get away from things. I may come back tomorow, or in a year. Make something up for the kids please Adie. Just know that I will always love you.
Sincerely,
Billie Joe Armstrong
Adrienne couldn't believe her eyes. She tried pinching herself a few times, but she was awake and she knew it.
"Ouch!" Adie said while pinching herself."What the fuck, my husband slept with another girl!"
Adrienne walked out of the room and swore to herself she wouldn't tell anyone about this. She knew her husband meant well and all, but other people didn't. And with the baby coming in a few months, she thought he would calm down and come home.
*** Billie Joe ***
Billie Joe walked into a bar to try to forget his problems. He looked hororble, so that was just as good as any disguise. He wasn't in the mood for poperatzi at that moment.
"I'll take the best you have to drown your sorrow in," Billie said to the bar tender.
The bartender came up with a largs glass filled with some sort of liquid. Billie didn't really care what it was, he just drank it up. He had a few glasses of that, and left.
That night he found some hotel and went to his room. It was pretty nice, but Billie started feeling really sick. Bille changed and got into his pajamas with little energy left, he went to bed not looking forward to the morning.
Dear My "Dearly Beloved" Adrienne,
I love you sooooo much! I just dont know if I can believe you or not. You may think I am such a retard to not be able to believe you, but I am not. I have my reason. I have been afraid to tell you this for a long time, but now I know it is time.
There was this time while touring, where I met this lady named Renee. She was cute, but you are wayyyyyy hotter! I dont know what I was thinking, but I slept with her. That night in the hotel I slept with her. I am sooooo sorry I did that. But now I just need to get away from things. I may come back tomorow, or in a year. Make something up for the kids please Adie. Just know that I will always love you.
Sincerely,
Billie Joe Armstrong
Adrienne couldn't believe her eyes. She tried pinching herself a few times, but she was awake and she knew it.
"Ouch!" Adie said while pinching herself."What the fuck, my husband slept with another girl!"
Adrienne walked out of the room and swore to herself she wouldn't tell anyone about this. She knew her husband meant well and all, but other people didn't. And with the baby coming in a few months, she thought he would calm down and come home.
*** Billie Joe ***
Billie Joe walked into a bar to try to forget his problems. He looked hororble, so that was just as good as any disguise. He wasn't in the mood for poperatzi at that moment.
"I'll take the best you have to drown your sorrow in," Billie said to the bar tender.
The bartender came up with a largs glass filled with some sort of liquid. Billie didn't really care what it was, he just drank it up. He had a few glasses of that, and left.
That night he found some hotel and went to his room. It was pretty nice, but Billie started feeling really sick. Bille changed and got into his pajamas with little energy left, he went to bed not looking forward to the morning.
