The Most Terrible Day, chapter 1

Jamie turned on the TV to watch the news right before she went to bed and saw an urgent report about Green Day. The bimbo lady came on and said, "On June 29, 2004, Reports came in about the famous punk rock band, Green Day. Tre, Billie Joe, and Mike got thrown out of a bar for verbaly abusing Britney Spears in New York. They spent the rest of the night stumbling on the sidewalks drunk. They started singing one of their great hits, "Minority." People got annoyed, so they called the cops. They came around the corner and the trio ran. They ran into a busy street trying to get away when a Semi hit them. The funeral was excatly how the band wanted it. Some loyal fans came to pay their respects. Some who were supposed to pay their respects only came cuz they thought it was a kodak moment. Some also got drunk.
Then a fight broke out between the 3 families and the fans. Then a small earthquake happened. The trio rose from their caskets and said, "Shut up a**holes, we have an announcement," The fans got on their knees and bowed very low, "we shall kill all those who give a bad name to punk rock and music!"" That's all good night. Jamie was in shock.
Then Jamie woke up sweating and breathing heavily.

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