Meeting Green Day At The Restaurant, chapter 1

I was at the restruant (or however you spell it).... and all of a sudden I see Billie Joe..... I go up to him just wanting to ask for his autograph but other words came out.. I said,"wow I was just gonna order that! How do you like the chicken?- - spicy, mild, or plain..." He gives me sort of a duranged look and says,"i really wasn't gonna order that I was just looking at it.... besides I don't even like chicken... I'm a vegetarian.. I was just coming here because Mike and Trè pressured me into eating something here.... but obviously this place is for meat lovers. There's not a goddam fucking vegetarian meal in this whole place!!!!!!!!!" By then Billie Joe looked like he was really mad.... yet.... wait no... just mad..And then Trè says, "You did come over for another reason didn't you?" I say, "Oh YA!!!can i have your autograph..?" So they sign the picture of them..then the words just came spilling out,"Can you teach me the guitar in J.A.R (Jason Andrew Relva)?" Billie Joe says, "Sure we have nothing better to do cuz there's no veggie junk here.." By the end of the night i learn how to play the solo by heart.. And he says, "You learned that so quick.... it sounds better with two. " So then outta no where he asks me to play the solo on tour with him...........S o then I say,"Okay sure.... I mean my family did cancel that trip to Utah... " So then it comes to the day of the concert. Then he says, "You have to get off stage so the crowd won't get so jealous and but if they get jealous they start a riot.. wait.. we always start riots at our shows.... why should this be any different?!?" So we finish the song and everyone wants an oncore... So then I jump into the crowd cuz i'm too lazy to do another guitar solo....