This Story Is Interesting And It Has No Title, chapter 1

I was sitting around my dad's guitar shop practicing some new tabs I found. I was really into my playing that I didn't notice a customer come in.
"Hey your pretty good. Do you work here?" Billie Joe asked me.
I looked up and fell backwards out of my chair as Billie Joe Armstrong stood above me. " Oh my god... Billie Joe... Am I dreaming? Yes I work here, my dad owns this place."
"No, your not dreaming," he chuckled "That's awesome that your dad owns this place, maybe I should stop in here more often. I'm looking for a new acoustic right now."
"Okay, do you have a specific kind your looking for?"
"Uhhh... not really.."
"Okay, well then try this one out. It's really light and it made from the best wood."
"O it has nice sound, I like it. I'm gonna buy it."
"Well that was by far one of my most easy sales."
"Hey, I think me and you should play together sometime... And you have to meet the rest of the band."
"Dude that would be so awesome! That was my biggest dream someday, to be able to play guitar with you guys! My shift is over a 7 everyday and I don't work on weekends."
"Awesome, I'll stop back by at 7"
Billie Joe left and I was still standing by the door in total shock. I could not believe it, had Billie Joe really just walked in here and bought a guitar? Oh my god I have to call Eden. Eden was like my best friend and she loved Billie Joe almost just as much as I did...
I had just gotten off the phone with her when my dad walked in from the back room.
"DAD! Guess what!!!"
"You sold another guitar?"
"Dad, come on, would I be that excited about just selling another guitar? I SOLD A GUITAR TO BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG!!"
"That dude from Green Day?"
"YES DUH! I got to meet Billie Joe from Green Day!!!! He's coming back by later so I can meet the rest of the band!!!!!"
"O well that's great. I have more stuff to do in the back though."
My dad left the room and walked to the back and I was smiling so big that my mouth hurt.
"DAD I'M GONNA GO HOME REAL FAST." I yelled to the back as I ran out of the store. I jumped in my 69' Mach 1 and sped home.
My sister was over at my house again, but this time I was so glad. She was my make-up artist for all of my photo-shoots.
"Dude, we need to make me look super hot really fast." The words came out of my mouth as soon as I walked in the door and saw her.
"Dude, I'm tired, I don't feel like it right now."
"Dude I don't care about your shit right now, I am about to meet Green Day.
She was about 9 years older than me and could kick my ass, but she followed my command.


I was speeding back to the guitar shop at 6:25. We only lived about 3 minutes away but I wanted to get there and blast the amp before he came. I was rockin' out to Green Day so loud that people miles away could probably hear. Green Day is my all-time favorite band along with AC/DC.
I arrived at the shop and threw myself out of the car. I found my key and unlocked the door, I had my dad lock up early that day. I switched on the lights and walked over to my guitar. I propped open the case and retrieved my cords. I plugged into the biggest amp we have. My mic was all set up and now my guitar was too. With my Green Day plugged into another amp to give it even more loudness I turned on all amps.
While I was singing and strumming away to 'Waiting' Billie Joe sneaked into the shop and walked up to the amp Green Day was playing in and powered it off. Everyone caught a moment of my playing without backup.
"Wow, you can sing and play guitar? Let's call you Billie Joe 2. Nice lights."
I laughed at his first comment. "Yeah, I got them for my room, but I like them for when I play guitar and I usually only play here." I informed Billie Joe about the symphony of mulit-colored lights I had hanging from the ceiling.
"It looks like a concert. Well, are you ready, the rest of the guys are waiting in the car."
"Fuck yeah I'm ready."
I was so excited about going out with the band, but all my fun got drained as some of the poser chicks from my school walked up.
"Hey sexy. What are you doing with this loser?" Sonya said.
"Yeah, we could show you a fun time." Breana giggled at Billie Joe trying to seduce him.
"No that's okay... I'm gonna have a good time with Mackenzie here, a better time than you could ever give me" Billie Joe snapped back which shocked them.
"Well fine then, your lose." Sonya walked away
"Asshole." Breana followed
As soon as they were gone, me and Billie cracked up laughing. He opened my door and I stepped into there limo.
"O so your Billie's new girl, huh?" Tre asked me.
"Billie, she's fuckin' hot." Mike added in.
"Guys.. shhh..." Billie said to them in a loud whisper so I could purposely hear.
"Hey guys! It's like my dream to meet you all."
"You're the girl in my dreams too!" Mike replied.
I was sitting next to Billie Joe and he had his arm around me. Now that's kind of weird, a 17 year old and a 33 year old. I'm surprised he's not married yet.
"Hey, do you care how long we drive for? The place I want us to go is kind of far away." Billie anxiously asked me.
"No, I don't care at all, I love driving." I smiled back at him.

It was getting late now and I was really tired. I leaned my head over on Billie's shoulder. He knew I was getting tired.
"Hey, there’s a bed type couch thing in the back if you want to lay down." he whispered in my ear.
I looked up and him and nodded my head and he lifted my up over the side of the row we were sitting on and set me down back there and came to lay with me.
Tre and Mike were already asleep laying on each other.
Billie kissed my cheek. I turned around to face him and we made out for like forever. You can't do much more then that in the back of that short limo with 2 other guys there.
Now we just laid there, me thinking this was heaven, Billie Joe with his arm around me.

Not long after I fell asleep, our limo stopped and I heard a really loud gunshot. It woke everyone but Tre up, who was snoring really really loud. Mike shook him up. Billie went to get out of the car but I stopped him.
Soon someone knocked on our window.
"Is there anyone in there! We want this fuckin limo! Get your asses out here!" A deep muffled voice yelled at us from outside.
We all looked at each other in shock and slowly got out. All these guys wearing ski masks pushed us out of there way and got in. As they drove away one shouted "We only didn't kill you because we like Green Day." What a nice thing to say to a band you like…

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