What happens When Your Idol Is Your Dad?, chapter 12
Laughter built up in me till I could take it not more. Tom, Jimmy and Marc snigger in the background.
"You dirty fucker you thought I was serious?" I laughed, tears pouring down my face, as Joey pushed me off his lap and onto the floor.
I continued to laugh on the floor till Joey kicked me in the stomach.
"Joey, that fucking hurt!" I gasped as he winded me.
"JOSEPH" Billie Joe shouted at his son.
"Dad she a fucking twisted bitch"
"I was having a joke with you kid geez." I continued to gasp for breath.
Jimmy came over to me and helped me up.
"That wasn't cool dude!" Jimmy scowled at Joey.
"I think I'm gonna be sick" I cupped my mouth and Jimmy rushed me out the room.
We both entered half hour later.
"You ok?" Billie Joe asked me.
"Yeah" I sighed.
"Joey I think you have something to say to Amy"
I raised my hand to silence Billie.
"I guess what I did was pretty twisted so I accept your apology little bro?" I smiled smugly.
"Who ever said I was gonna apologise?" Joey pouted.
I rolled my eyes, till the sound of my ring tone filled the air.
"Y-ellow."
My phone was still on loudspeaker.
"Hi Amy"
"Oh my fucking gosh is that you Alexis?"
"Who else would it be!"
"Bro I thought you weren't gonna come!"
"Neither did I, but I would of regretted it if I didn't."
"I've missed you so fucking much bro, where are you?"
"The question is where are you I'm outside your house but no ones in!"
"I'm... its kinda hard to explain where I am."
"What do you mean are you ok, nothings happen to you or Mom?"
"No, Mom's fine"
"And you?"
"I'm fucked up as usual."
"No something's wrong, come on I can tell."
"Look catch a cab to 1 Ocean drive, I'll flip the bill this end."
"No are you crazy, do you have any idea how much that will cost? Ocean drive isn't that in like the rich area, what are you doing there?"
"I'm stalking people what do you think!"
"But the bills gonna be big, I know you haven't got money to burn!"
"Well I sold my fender"
"Really! Fred the fender! You sold him! But you worshiped that guitar!"
"Yeah I know, I only got $400 for it but that should be more that enough to flip the bill?"
"Why did you sell it?"
"Sometimes other shit comes before music, anyway I have Bullet and Beauty, I know Bullet doesn't give the best sound ever but I had to chose out of the too and Fred lost the fight"
"Yeah Bullets one in a million"
"I wouldn't go that far, it's a replica so there is obviously more dumbass"
"Well excuse me for trying to make you feel good"
"So anyway why are you in that area where all the snobs live?"
"Just get in the cab and I will explain it to you when you get here!"
"No I'll get a bus or something."
"I'm not having my brother wondering the streets just get the fucking cab all ready! Coz a bus doesn't come around here"
"But I don't wanna waste your money!"
"What do I care about money any way its so over rated, you can be happy with out it you know!"
Alexis laughed.
"Well you wouldn't be able to buy joints or beer or condoms or... "
"Shut up just get the cab"
"Fine!"
"Bye bro"
"Bye Bye little sister"
Alexis was the first to hang up.
"You dirty fucker you thought I was serious?" I laughed, tears pouring down my face, as Joey pushed me off his lap and onto the floor.
I continued to laugh on the floor till Joey kicked me in the stomach.
"Joey, that fucking hurt!" I gasped as he winded me.
"JOSEPH" Billie Joe shouted at his son.
"Dad she a fucking twisted bitch"
"I was having a joke with you kid geez." I continued to gasp for breath.
Jimmy came over to me and helped me up.
"That wasn't cool dude!" Jimmy scowled at Joey.
"I think I'm gonna be sick" I cupped my mouth and Jimmy rushed me out the room.
We both entered half hour later.
"You ok?" Billie Joe asked me.
"Yeah" I sighed.
"Joey I think you have something to say to Amy"
I raised my hand to silence Billie.
"I guess what I did was pretty twisted so I accept your apology little bro?" I smiled smugly.
"Who ever said I was gonna apologise?" Joey pouted.
I rolled my eyes, till the sound of my ring tone filled the air.
"Y-ellow."
My phone was still on loudspeaker.
"Hi Amy"
"Oh my fucking gosh is that you Alexis?"
"Who else would it be!"
"Bro I thought you weren't gonna come!"
"Neither did I, but I would of regretted it if I didn't."
"I've missed you so fucking much bro, where are you?"
"The question is where are you I'm outside your house but no ones in!"
"I'm... its kinda hard to explain where I am."
"What do you mean are you ok, nothings happen to you or Mom?"
"No, Mom's fine"
"And you?"
"I'm fucked up as usual."
"No something's wrong, come on I can tell."
"Look catch a cab to 1 Ocean drive, I'll flip the bill this end."
"No are you crazy, do you have any idea how much that will cost? Ocean drive isn't that in like the rich area, what are you doing there?"
"I'm stalking people what do you think!"
"But the bills gonna be big, I know you haven't got money to burn!"
"Well I sold my fender"
"Really! Fred the fender! You sold him! But you worshiped that guitar!"
"Yeah I know, I only got $400 for it but that should be more that enough to flip the bill?"
"Why did you sell it?"
"Sometimes other shit comes before music, anyway I have Bullet and Beauty, I know Bullet doesn't give the best sound ever but I had to chose out of the too and Fred lost the fight"
"Yeah Bullets one in a million"
"I wouldn't go that far, it's a replica so there is obviously more dumbass"
"Well excuse me for trying to make you feel good"
"So anyway why are you in that area where all the snobs live?"
"Just get in the cab and I will explain it to you when you get here!"
"No I'll get a bus or something."
"I'm not having my brother wondering the streets just get the fucking cab all ready! Coz a bus doesn't come around here"
"But I don't wanna waste your money!"
"What do I care about money any way its so over rated, you can be happy with out it you know!"
Alexis laughed.
"Well you wouldn't be able to buy joints or beer or condoms or... "
"Shut up just get the cab"
"Fine!"
"Bye bro"
"Bye Bye little sister"
Alexis was the first to hang up.
