Ha ha, you're dead!, chapter 1
"Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me!" I yelled into the night. Billie and Mike laughed and opened some more beers. I sat down on the ground and looked into the starlit sky. Mike put another beer in my hand. "Cheers!" Billie said and drank the whole bottle in one draught. "I love life like this! FUCK SCHOOL!" I said and drank my bottle of beer too. Me, Billie and Mike had been friends for as long as I could remember. We knew each other so well that we could almost read each others thoughts. "Fuck school!" Mike and Billie said and started to throw some of the bottles. "Did you guys bring anything stronger?" I asked. They nodded and gave me a bottle of something. I was to drunk to see what it was. I drank it even though. Mike and Billie took a sip each too. I looked at the clock. "Oh, I need to be going now guys. It's an hour until I need to get up!"
I laughed and started walking. "I'll walk you!" Billie said. "Bye Mike! See you tomorrow!" I said and lay a friendly hand around Billie's shoulders. Mike laughed and waved as he walked in the different direction. Billie's house were right across the street from me. "Mum's going to be so mad!" I said and let out a little sigh. Billie looked at me. "Doesn't she always?" he asked confused. "Yeah, but she said that if I did it one more time, she would lock me in my room!" I sighed again. Mum was so mean sometimes. I knew I drank a lot and came home drunk at 4 am in the morning many times, but she was just like me when she was young. "Don't worry princess!" Billie said. "If she lock you up in the tower of doom, we will rescue you!" I laughed and gave Billie a hug before I went into my house, and he went in to his house.
I went into my house and found mum sitting in the living room. She gave me a strict look. "Marianne Thomsen!" she said. She only called me Marianne when I had done something wrong(which was very often). "You've been out with those guys again." She went over to me. "Don't you know how guys are? They will abuse you!" She said. I snorted. Why would Billie and Mike abuse me? "Mum, we live in the 21st century now! Boys and girls can hang around without there being any sexual attraction!" I said and went upstairs to my bedroom and ignored my mother's lecture on how dangerous boys of Billie's type were. I had heard it so many times before. "Boys like Billie Joe are only after one thing!" I lay down in my bed and fell down in my own dream land without any stupid mums telling you what to do.
"Oh, my head!" I groaned and slowly opened my eyes. Mum was sitting next to my bed. Was she crying? "I know I can't stop you!" she said. "But please honey! Be careful!" She gave me a light hug and went for the door. "I'm going to work now. I've called your teacher. I told him you were sick!"
I went over to Billie's house to see if he was at home or at school. I knocked on his bedroom window(it was on the ground floor). "FIVE MORE FUCKING MINUTES!" I heard him say. It was followed by a series of loud noises. The window opened. "What the fuck do you want?" he mumbled and looked really pissed and tired. "Uhm, I was just checking if you were home. Mum gave me the day off!" I said. Billie just stared at me. "Fine, I'll get dressed!" He said.
I laughed and started walking. "I'll walk you!" Billie said. "Bye Mike! See you tomorrow!" I said and lay a friendly hand around Billie's shoulders. Mike laughed and waved as he walked in the different direction. Billie's house were right across the street from me. "Mum's going to be so mad!" I said and let out a little sigh. Billie looked at me. "Doesn't she always?" he asked confused. "Yeah, but she said that if I did it one more time, she would lock me in my room!" I sighed again. Mum was so mean sometimes. I knew I drank a lot and came home drunk at 4 am in the morning many times, but she was just like me when she was young. "Don't worry princess!" Billie said. "If she lock you up in the tower of doom, we will rescue you!" I laughed and gave Billie a hug before I went into my house, and he went in to his house.
I went into my house and found mum sitting in the living room. She gave me a strict look. "Marianne Thomsen!" she said. She only called me Marianne when I had done something wrong(which was very often). "You've been out with those guys again." She went over to me. "Don't you know how guys are? They will abuse you!" She said. I snorted. Why would Billie and Mike abuse me? "Mum, we live in the 21st century now! Boys and girls can hang around without there being any sexual attraction!" I said and went upstairs to my bedroom and ignored my mother's lecture on how dangerous boys of Billie's type were. I had heard it so many times before. "Boys like Billie Joe are only after one thing!" I lay down in my bed and fell down in my own dream land without any stupid mums telling you what to do.
"Oh, my head!" I groaned and slowly opened my eyes. Mum was sitting next to my bed. Was she crying? "I know I can't stop you!" she said. "But please honey! Be careful!" She gave me a light hug and went for the door. "I'm going to work now. I've called your teacher. I told him you were sick!"
I went over to Billie's house to see if he was at home or at school. I knocked on his bedroom window(it was on the ground floor). "FIVE MORE FUCKING MINUTES!" I heard him say. It was followed by a series of loud noises. The window opened. "What the fuck do you want?" he mumbled and looked really pissed and tired. "Uhm, I was just checking if you were home. Mum gave me the day off!" I said. Billie just stared at me. "Fine, I'll get dressed!" He said.
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