Tre's Wonderful Adventures...Oh And Billie And Mike Are In The Story Too. Sequel To: Story Time With Green Day., chapter 3
"Once upon a time there was a man named Tre Cool who was cool. And he was shmexier then Billie Joe and Mike because they suck nuts."
"TRE YOU DIPSHIT WE DON'T SUCK NUTS! YOU FUCKING MORON!" Yelled Billie and Mike.
"I'M BRAINDEAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" screamed Tre.
"Hey shuddup, I'm gonna tell a joke okay." said Tre.
"Okay." Said Billie and Mike.
"The apples goes, 'My life sucks all people do is take large chunks out of me'. then the banana goes, 'No my luife sucks, all people do is peel off my skin then eat my insides'. Then the penis goes, 'No my life sucks. All I do is go in and out of a dark scary cave untill I throw up.'"
Billie and Mike started rolling on the floor laughing.
***
"BITCHARD GIVE ME MY APPLE SAUCE!" Tre yelled at Mike.
"NEVER! KFC RAPER!" Mike yelled.
"Stupidity at its worse." Said Billie, laughing.
"And you're to talk Mr, 'Oh my fucking god, I'm a teenie hunk'." said Tre.
"At least I'm a hunk and not a chunk." said Billie.
"Why I oughta..." said Tre, running at Billie.
Billie pulled a red cape out of nowhere and flashed it at Tre, then Tre ran into the wall.
"OW!"
***
"Guys! Let's get an MSN account thingy!" said Mike.
"Okay! What should are emails be?" said Billie.
"My email will be Mr_Coffee_Sexer." said Mike.
"Okay, I'll be Gods_Sexy_Guitar_Farie." said Billie.
"Hmmm my email will be Two_Nuts_Are_Better_Then_One_But_Oh_Well." said Tre.
"Okay...." said Billie and Mike with stupid looks on their faces.
They made accounts and logged on and added random people.
Falishia has just signed in.
Said the little box window thingy on Billie's account.
Jesse has just signed in.
Said the little box window thingy on Mike's account.
Gina has just signed in.
Said the little box window thingy on Tre's account.
Billie started talking to the Falishia chick.
Billie Joe says:
Hey.
Falishia says:
hi
Billie Joe says:
how old are you?
Falishia says:
13
Billie Joe says:
Oh. What do you want to talk about?
Falishia says:
i don't know
***
Tre started talking to the Gina girl.
Tre says:
hey
Gina says:
hey who is this?
Tre says:
wtf biotch???
Gina says:
wha?
Tre says:
nothing
***
Billie decided to call someone and talk like a girl.
He dialed a random teenie girls number Joey gave him that's on the cheer squad.
*Ring*Ring*
"Like, hello?" Said a disguistingly preppy voice.
"Like oh my god Cindy, I have like totally have a new like cheer it goes give me a 'P'! give me an 'E'! give me an 'N' give me an 'I'! give me an 'S'! and what does that spell?
'PENIS!" then he hung up.
He, Mike and Tre burst out laughing.
***
Tre entered a pie and cake eating contest, so he and Mike went to the fair ground to compete.
Mike saw a ten pound coffee cake and pissed himself because he was so excited.
He then ran and jumped into it and got whipcream on his sideburns...
Tre ended up winning the pie eating contest and got two blueberries up his nose..
***
"Okay, I want to tell you people's about the keyboard people." said Tre.
"There was once a keyboard guy named Bob, he liked to give blow jobs to peoples. Bob is now dead because he died of aids.."
Billie was sitting in the corner all pissy while Tre was explaining this though because he wants to take over their show.
Billie snuck up behind Tre then went all blackhawk on his ass.
"OOGAWOOGIEWABA!" screamed Billie.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" screamed Tre, in a high pitched voice.
They got into a ninja fight then ended up bitch slapping each other wich turned into a tea party wich pink flowery dresses and make up...
***
"Let's go to KFC," said Mike, "I want some goddamn chicken."
"No, I don't want to run into the bucket I raped."
"BUT TRE I WANT CHICKEN!" said Billie, starting to take off his pants.
"OKAY OKAY I WILL GO! JESUS!"
So, they go to KFC and Tre sees the bucket he raped.
He runs over and starts humping it.
"WE HAVE BEEN REUINITED! MUAHAHAHA!" laughed Tre.
"TRE YOU DIPSHIT WE DON'T SUCK NUTS! YOU FUCKING MORON!" Yelled Billie and Mike.
"I'M BRAINDEAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" screamed Tre.
"Hey shuddup, I'm gonna tell a joke okay." said Tre.
"Okay." Said Billie and Mike.
"The apples goes, 'My life sucks all people do is take large chunks out of me'. then the banana goes, 'No my luife sucks, all people do is peel off my skin then eat my insides'. Then the penis goes, 'No my life sucks. All I do is go in and out of a dark scary cave untill I throw up.'"
Billie and Mike started rolling on the floor laughing.
***
"BITCHARD GIVE ME MY APPLE SAUCE!" Tre yelled at Mike.
"NEVER! KFC RAPER!" Mike yelled.
"Stupidity at its worse." Said Billie, laughing.
"And you're to talk Mr, 'Oh my fucking god, I'm a teenie hunk'." said Tre.
"At least I'm a hunk and not a chunk." said Billie.
"Why I oughta..." said Tre, running at Billie.
Billie pulled a red cape out of nowhere and flashed it at Tre, then Tre ran into the wall.
"OW!"
***
"Guys! Let's get an MSN account thingy!" said Mike.
"Okay! What should are emails be?" said Billie.
"My email will be Mr_Coffee_Sexer." said Mike.
"Okay, I'll be Gods_Sexy_Guitar_Farie." said Billie.
"Hmmm my email will be Two_Nuts_Are_Better_Then_One_But_Oh_Well." said Tre.
"Okay...." said Billie and Mike with stupid looks on their faces.
They made accounts and logged on and added random people.
Falishia has just signed in.
Said the little box window thingy on Billie's account.
Jesse has just signed in.
Said the little box window thingy on Mike's account.
Gina has just signed in.
Said the little box window thingy on Tre's account.
Billie started talking to the Falishia chick.
Billie Joe says:
Hey.
Falishia says:
hi
Billie Joe says:
how old are you?
Falishia says:
13
Billie Joe says:
Oh. What do you want to talk about?
Falishia says:
i don't know
***
Tre started talking to the Gina girl.
Tre says:
hey
Gina says:
hey who is this?
Tre says:
wtf biotch???
Gina says:
wha?
Tre says:
nothing
***
Billie decided to call someone and talk like a girl.
He dialed a random teenie girls number Joey gave him that's on the cheer squad.
*Ring*Ring*
"Like, hello?" Said a disguistingly preppy voice.
"Like oh my god Cindy, I have like totally have a new like cheer it goes give me a 'P'! give me an 'E'! give me an 'N' give me an 'I'! give me an 'S'! and what does that spell?
'PENIS!" then he hung up.
He, Mike and Tre burst out laughing.
***
Tre entered a pie and cake eating contest, so he and Mike went to the fair ground to compete.
Mike saw a ten pound coffee cake and pissed himself because he was so excited.
He then ran and jumped into it and got whipcream on his sideburns...
Tre ended up winning the pie eating contest and got two blueberries up his nose..
***
"Okay, I want to tell you people's about the keyboard people." said Tre.
"There was once a keyboard guy named Bob, he liked to give blow jobs to peoples. Bob is now dead because he died of aids.."
Billie was sitting in the corner all pissy while Tre was explaining this though because he wants to take over their show.
Billie snuck up behind Tre then went all blackhawk on his ass.
"OOGAWOOGIEWABA!" screamed Billie.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" screamed Tre, in a high pitched voice.
They got into a ninja fight then ended up bitch slapping each other wich turned into a tea party wich pink flowery dresses and make up...
***
"Let's go to KFC," said Mike, "I want some goddamn chicken."
"No, I don't want to run into the bucket I raped."
"BUT TRE I WANT CHICKEN!" said Billie, starting to take off his pants.
"OKAY OKAY I WILL GO! JESUS!"
So, they go to KFC and Tre sees the bucket he raped.
He runs over and starts humping it.
"WE HAVE BEEN REUINITED! MUAHAHAHA!" laughed Tre.
