Nobody Dumps Tre and Gets Away With It., chapter 2
A week later...
Billie and Lucy walk into Tre's house.
"Tre, Treeeeee. TRE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" Billie shouted.
"I'll go see if he's upstairs" Lucy says to Billie.
Lucy gets upstairs and goes into his room.
"OH MY GOD FOR FUCK SAKE, ITS 1 IN THE AFTERNOON CAN'T YOU TWO WAIT UNTIL IT'S NIGHT AT LEAST!?" Lucy shouts to Tre and Ami who are butt fucking (again)
"I'm sorry I can't help it, Ami's butt has been naughty and needs to be fucked up" Tre says to Lucy.
Tre and Ami carry on. Billie comes upstairs as Lucy leaves the room.
"Erm I wouldn't go in there if I were you" Lucy said trying to not throw up.
"Why is Tre sick?" Billie says opening the door.
"EW OH MY GOD TRE NOT EVEN YOU CAN BE THIS SICK" He shouts running out the room.
Lucy and Billie go downstairs.
*30 minutes later*
Tre and Ami come downstairs.
"Finally, you guys finished we could hear ya down here!" Billie says.
"Erm yeah sure we've err finished" Ami says.
They go into the kitchen.
"Mmm these marshmallows are marshalicious" Ami says dribbling.
"Ami your not even eating marshmallows... YOU'RE NOT EVEN EATING!" Lucy says.
"Any way I did actually come here for a reason, Tre this might upset you but Katie's still alive" Billie says.
"DAG-NABBIT!" Tre shouts "I thought we killed her when she got ran over by that truck?"
"Err she got hit by a bike" Ami says to Tre.
"DAG-NABBIT!"
"Don't worry though Tre, me and Billie will sort it out. We're gonna tell her you moved and if that don't work erm we'll get a hooker" Lucy says.
"Why a hooker?" Ami asked.
"So we can cheer Tre up!" Billie says.
"Any way we better go, i'll see you later Ami. Oh yeah NO MORE BUTT FUCKING ITS DISGUSTING! Bye" Lucy says then her and Billie leave.
Tre and Ami go back upstairs.
*Outside with Billie Joe and Lucy*
"Erm Lucy, my lil baby" Billie says trying to sound all cute.
"What do you want now?" Lucy says knowing that he wants something.
"Why dont we ever butt fuck?"
"Because you've never asked me to let you butt fuck me" Lucy says then kisses Billie.
"Ok, Lucy can I butt fuck you tonight?"
"Erm let me think about it"
They get into the car and drive off.
*The next day*
"Billie... BILLIE FOR FUCK SAKE ITS KATIE SHE'S COMING RIGHT UPTO THE HOUSE NOW GET YOUR FUCKING SEXY ASS DOWN HERE!" Lucy screams.
"Ok ok, I know what to do so i'll answer the door"
The doorbell rings. Billie answers it.
"Err hi is Tre here?" Katie says.
"Oh I thought you knew, he went back to Germany because he said something about finding his roots. He said that you'd come round and he told me to tell you that he wants you to go and move in with him just that he wont be there for a couple of months whilst were on tour. What do you think??" Billie says without a breath.
"Erm yeah sure. I can take my private jet over there now. Whats the address?"
Billie writes down a fake address and gives it to Katie. He then shuts the door in her face.
"There we go she..." Billie gets interupted by a knocking on the door. This time Lucy answers.
"Hello" Lucy says.
"Err hi, how do I get here?"
"Well you get on a plane, thats something that looks like a big bird and flys, and you go the G-E-R-M-A-N-Y, thats a country, ok pumpkin?" Lucy says like Katies stupid.
"Haha, you ever talk to me like that again I will slap you so hard you won't be able to see, ok?" Katie says.
Lucy just shuts the door in her face.
*3 weeks later*
"LUCY, LUCY, LUCY KATIE'S DEAD!! serves that bitch right for dumping Tre. Oh yeah Tre asked me to marry him and I said yeah." Ami half says half shouts.
"OH MY GOD REALLY? SHE'S DEAD!! Hey you better not be shitting me" Lucy excitedly shouts.
Tre and Billie come downstairs.
"Oh god Bullet in a Bible is so good!" Tre cries.
"I know, I fucking love Green Day, I'm gonna go see them in concert" Billie jokes.
The doorbell rings. Ami answers.
"Oh my god, I thought you were..."
Billie and Lucy walk into Tre's house.
"Tre, Treeeeee. TRE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" Billie shouted.
"I'll go see if he's upstairs" Lucy says to Billie.
Lucy gets upstairs and goes into his room.
"OH MY GOD FOR FUCK SAKE, ITS 1 IN THE AFTERNOON CAN'T YOU TWO WAIT UNTIL IT'S NIGHT AT LEAST!?" Lucy shouts to Tre and Ami who are butt fucking (again)
"I'm sorry I can't help it, Ami's butt has been naughty and needs to be fucked up" Tre says to Lucy.
Tre and Ami carry on. Billie comes upstairs as Lucy leaves the room.
"Erm I wouldn't go in there if I were you" Lucy said trying to not throw up.
"Why is Tre sick?" Billie says opening the door.
"EW OH MY GOD TRE NOT EVEN YOU CAN BE THIS SICK" He shouts running out the room.
Lucy and Billie go downstairs.
*30 minutes later*
Tre and Ami come downstairs.
"Finally, you guys finished we could hear ya down here!" Billie says.
"Erm yeah sure we've err finished" Ami says.
They go into the kitchen.
"Mmm these marshmallows are marshalicious" Ami says dribbling.
"Ami your not even eating marshmallows... YOU'RE NOT EVEN EATING!" Lucy says.
"Any way I did actually come here for a reason, Tre this might upset you but Katie's still alive" Billie says.
"DAG-NABBIT!" Tre shouts "I thought we killed her when she got ran over by that truck?"
"Err she got hit by a bike" Ami says to Tre.
"DAG-NABBIT!"
"Don't worry though Tre, me and Billie will sort it out. We're gonna tell her you moved and if that don't work erm we'll get a hooker" Lucy says.
"Why a hooker?" Ami asked.
"So we can cheer Tre up!" Billie says.
"Any way we better go, i'll see you later Ami. Oh yeah NO MORE BUTT FUCKING ITS DISGUSTING! Bye" Lucy says then her and Billie leave.
Tre and Ami go back upstairs.
*Outside with Billie Joe and Lucy*
"Erm Lucy, my lil baby" Billie says trying to sound all cute.
"What do you want now?" Lucy says knowing that he wants something.
"Why dont we ever butt fuck?"
"Because you've never asked me to let you butt fuck me" Lucy says then kisses Billie.
"Ok, Lucy can I butt fuck you tonight?"
"Erm let me think about it"
They get into the car and drive off.
*The next day*
"Billie... BILLIE FOR FUCK SAKE ITS KATIE SHE'S COMING RIGHT UPTO THE HOUSE NOW GET YOUR FUCKING SEXY ASS DOWN HERE!" Lucy screams.
"Ok ok, I know what to do so i'll answer the door"
The doorbell rings. Billie answers it.
"Err hi is Tre here?" Katie says.
"Oh I thought you knew, he went back to Germany because he said something about finding his roots. He said that you'd come round and he told me to tell you that he wants you to go and move in with him just that he wont be there for a couple of months whilst were on tour. What do you think??" Billie says without a breath.
"Erm yeah sure. I can take my private jet over there now. Whats the address?"
Billie writes down a fake address and gives it to Katie. He then shuts the door in her face.
"There we go she..." Billie gets interupted by a knocking on the door. This time Lucy answers.
"Hello" Lucy says.
"Err hi, how do I get here?"
"Well you get on a plane, thats something that looks like a big bird and flys, and you go the G-E-R-M-A-N-Y, thats a country, ok pumpkin?" Lucy says like Katies stupid.
"Haha, you ever talk to me like that again I will slap you so hard you won't be able to see, ok?" Katie says.
Lucy just shuts the door in her face.
*3 weeks later*
"LUCY, LUCY, LUCY KATIE'S DEAD!! serves that bitch right for dumping Tre. Oh yeah Tre asked me to marry him and I said yeah." Ami half says half shouts.
"OH MY GOD REALLY? SHE'S DEAD!! Hey you better not be shitting me" Lucy excitedly shouts.
Tre and Billie come downstairs.
"Oh god Bullet in a Bible is so good!" Tre cries.
"I know, I fucking love Green Day, I'm gonna go see them in concert" Billie jokes.
The doorbell rings. Ami answers.
"Oh my god, I thought you were..."
