All The Good Titles Were Taken...So We Used This One!, chapter 6
"Why did you hit her Ashley?" Tré asked Ashley. Ashley looked shocked.
"Hit her? I never even touched her." Ashley replied. Tré scoffed.
"What? What do you take me for? I know I'm dumb but I'm not stupid! Her face was glowing a shade of lobster when I walked in there!" Tré retorted. Ashley looked hurt.
"I know she's annoying but I'd never hit Jamie! If I did, I'd be dead by now."
"Yes you did!"
"No I didn't!"
"Yes you did!"
"No I didn't!"
***
As you can guess this went on for sometime, so we're just gonna skip back to Billie and Jamie who are also going round circles... but for different reasons.
"So, this is it then?" Jamie started. Billie looked up. He had been tying up his laces.
"Whaddya mean?" Billie asked confused.
"Well, you're not exactly gonna want to stay with me? I was just your groupie fling." Jamie said, not looking into his eyes.
"What? What's that supposed to mean?" Billie looked even more confused.
"Are you just acting stupid or have you caught amnesia in the last ten seconds?" at this Billie laughed. "What what's so funny?" Jamie asked, trying not to laugh too. Billie tried to stifle his laughter.
"You may just be a fling but you're a good one. Anyway what is a fling?"
"Ask Tré he'll know." Jamie of course was joking but Billie thinking she was serious, shouted out the window.
"Hey Tré, what's a fling?!" he shouted. Tré and Ashley both looked up and Tré shouted up the answer to him. "'Kay!" And Billie's head disappeared back into the bus. Turning back to Jamie he shook his head. "You definitely aren't a fling. How can you call yourself a fling? You've just degraded yourself in the worst way. I certainly wouldn't call you that." Jamie didn't look convinced.
"Look if you need proof think about earlier." Billie started.
"That's what you do in a fling." Jamie pointed out for him. Billie mouthed 'Oh.'
"You either really didn't know that, or you're a really good liar." Jamie said. Billie half scoffed, half laughed.
"Me? A good liar. Now that is funny. Maybe you're the one with amnesia. Remember this morning?" Yes Jamie did remember this morning. She was snapped out of her daydream when Billie placed an arm round her shoulders.
"I'm sorry. I didn't know Adrienne was coming." Billie said, as he kissed her cheek.
"I believe you Billie." She couldn't say anything else, as Billie took control of her lips. They soon continued where they left off before Adie appeared.....
***
As you can guess, Tré and Ashley were still arguing after Billie's head had disappeared, but they weren't arguing seriously, because they were laughing as they said stuff.
"I'm hungry." said Tré randomly.
"You and your stomach are like Billie and Adie." Ashley soon slapped her hand to her mouth, as she realised what she said, "Oh, fuck!" Tré just laughed.
"What we hate each other?" Tré said evilly. "I wanna go Burger King, but I don't wanna be bombarded by teenies." Ashley gave him a dollar and he raced over to the nearest vending machine. He came back sat down on a couch.
"Are we still mad at each other?" Ashley asked.
"I didn't know whether you'd slapped Jamie or not, so I just wanted to be nosy and annoy you." Tré said while eating a packet of potato chips. Ashley pretended to clip his ear.
"No, I didn't, she was crying," replied Ashley while stealing one of Tré's potato chips.
"She never cries," replied Tré
"She did then."
***
By this time Mike had calmed down but was still pissed off with Tré for... umm.well he didn't know what for anymore. Maybe it would be best if they all just made up and were friends again. He honestly didn't know. He wanted to tell Billie that he didn't mind that he was with Jamie aswell as Adie, but also to warn him to watch out for Adie (he didn't see her earlier) and he wanted to tell Tré that he wants to still be friends. He needed his friends to realise that he was a grouch before, he misses Brittany and he needed more coffee. After a while he decided that he should do just that. So he decided to tell Tré first. But wait! He then remembered that Tré and Ashley had dissapeared in the direction of the tour bus about half an hour ago. He knew what this meant and if he wanted to be friends with them both then it certainly wouldn't help if he came barging in on them.
***
Tré was diving into his second packet of potato chips when his phone beeped. It was a text from Mike: Hey Tré sorry I was a grouch before. This sounds cheesy but, I want to make up with you two about before. You guys wanna get drunk later? Meet ya back at the hotel room.Tell Billie and Jamie. Mike. P.S sorry if I disturbed what you and Ashley were doing.
"Awww," cooed Ashley as she read over Tré's shoulder.
"Up for it?" asked Tré as soon as he'd finished reading it.
"As always," Replied Ashley happily.
"Wanna crash in our room afterwards?" asked Tré flirtatiously.
"Yer sure."
"Should we go then?"
"Yer, but we should tell Jamie and Billie first because they won't want to miss out on getting pissed would they?"
"Not it!" Tré said quickly.
"Why?" Ashley asked, putting her hands on her hips, "He's YOUR best friend!"
"She's yours!"
"Fine I'll go."
Ashley walked into the tour bus and walked towards the door where Jamie and Billie were.
"Hey, sorry to disturb you two but Mike wants to know if you guys want to join us and get pissed later. Do you?" asked Ashley through the door. She heard the muffled answer 'yes' but it could have been something else, she didn't care so she went back to where Tré was waiting for her.
"Well?" asked Tré as soon as she stepped out.
"They said yes,"she replied, slightly bored.
"Let's go."
***
Mike was already at the room. He really hoped that they would want to be friends with him again. He'd even bought three kegs of beer. He randomly wondered whether Tré and Ashely would be mad at him for disturbing them with the text. He was snapped back to reality when he heard the knock on the door. Mike opened the door and saw Tré walk in carrying Ashley over one shoulder.
"Where's Billie and Jamie?" asked Mike as he watched Tré put Ashley back on the ground.
"Tour bus," replied Tré as he grabbed himself some beer. At that very moment Jamie and Billie walked into the room.
"Maybe not," finished Ashley as she sat on the couch.
"Yer, Ashley pretty much ruined the mood when she told us what was happening here," Billie pointed out, throwing Ashley a glance. Ashley turned red. Everyone laughed and did exactly as promised, they got drunk and had the best party in a long time. Mike, Billie and Jamie were practically wetting themselves laughing when they watched Tré and Ashley doing it against the wall. Despite everything that had happened that day, Jamie and Billie were still happy. They had such fun that they never wanted the night to end........
"Hit her? I never even touched her." Ashley replied. Tré scoffed.
"What? What do you take me for? I know I'm dumb but I'm not stupid! Her face was glowing a shade of lobster when I walked in there!" Tré retorted. Ashley looked hurt.
"I know she's annoying but I'd never hit Jamie! If I did, I'd be dead by now."
"Yes you did!"
"No I didn't!"
"Yes you did!"
"No I didn't!"
***
As you can guess this went on for sometime, so we're just gonna skip back to Billie and Jamie who are also going round circles... but for different reasons.
"So, this is it then?" Jamie started. Billie looked up. He had been tying up his laces.
"Whaddya mean?" Billie asked confused.
"Well, you're not exactly gonna want to stay with me? I was just your groupie fling." Jamie said, not looking into his eyes.
"What? What's that supposed to mean?" Billie looked even more confused.
"Are you just acting stupid or have you caught amnesia in the last ten seconds?" at this Billie laughed. "What what's so funny?" Jamie asked, trying not to laugh too. Billie tried to stifle his laughter.
"You may just be a fling but you're a good one. Anyway what is a fling?"
"Ask Tré he'll know." Jamie of course was joking but Billie thinking she was serious, shouted out the window.
"Hey Tré, what's a fling?!" he shouted. Tré and Ashley both looked up and Tré shouted up the answer to him. "'Kay!" And Billie's head disappeared back into the bus. Turning back to Jamie he shook his head. "You definitely aren't a fling. How can you call yourself a fling? You've just degraded yourself in the worst way. I certainly wouldn't call you that." Jamie didn't look convinced.
"Look if you need proof think about earlier." Billie started.
"That's what you do in a fling." Jamie pointed out for him. Billie mouthed 'Oh.'
"You either really didn't know that, or you're a really good liar." Jamie said. Billie half scoffed, half laughed.
"Me? A good liar. Now that is funny. Maybe you're the one with amnesia. Remember this morning?" Yes Jamie did remember this morning. She was snapped out of her daydream when Billie placed an arm round her shoulders.
"I'm sorry. I didn't know Adrienne was coming." Billie said, as he kissed her cheek.
"I believe you Billie." She couldn't say anything else, as Billie took control of her lips. They soon continued where they left off before Adie appeared.....
***
As you can guess, Tré and Ashley were still arguing after Billie's head had disappeared, but they weren't arguing seriously, because they were laughing as they said stuff.
"I'm hungry." said Tré randomly.
"You and your stomach are like Billie and Adie." Ashley soon slapped her hand to her mouth, as she realised what she said, "Oh, fuck!" Tré just laughed.
"What we hate each other?" Tré said evilly. "I wanna go Burger King, but I don't wanna be bombarded by teenies." Ashley gave him a dollar and he raced over to the nearest vending machine. He came back sat down on a couch.
"Are we still mad at each other?" Ashley asked.
"I didn't know whether you'd slapped Jamie or not, so I just wanted to be nosy and annoy you." Tré said while eating a packet of potato chips. Ashley pretended to clip his ear.
"No, I didn't, she was crying," replied Ashley while stealing one of Tré's potato chips.
"She never cries," replied Tré
"She did then."
***
By this time Mike had calmed down but was still pissed off with Tré for... umm.well he didn't know what for anymore. Maybe it would be best if they all just made up and were friends again. He honestly didn't know. He wanted to tell Billie that he didn't mind that he was with Jamie aswell as Adie, but also to warn him to watch out for Adie (he didn't see her earlier) and he wanted to tell Tré that he wants to still be friends. He needed his friends to realise that he was a grouch before, he misses Brittany and he needed more coffee. After a while he decided that he should do just that. So he decided to tell Tré first. But wait! He then remembered that Tré and Ashley had dissapeared in the direction of the tour bus about half an hour ago. He knew what this meant and if he wanted to be friends with them both then it certainly wouldn't help if he came barging in on them.
***
Tré was diving into his second packet of potato chips when his phone beeped. It was a text from Mike: Hey Tré sorry I was a grouch before. This sounds cheesy but, I want to make up with you two about before. You guys wanna get drunk later? Meet ya back at the hotel room.Tell Billie and Jamie. Mike. P.S sorry if I disturbed what you and Ashley were doing.
"Awww," cooed Ashley as she read over Tré's shoulder.
"Up for it?" asked Tré as soon as he'd finished reading it.
"As always," Replied Ashley happily.
"Wanna crash in our room afterwards?" asked Tré flirtatiously.
"Yer sure."
"Should we go then?"
"Yer, but we should tell Jamie and Billie first because they won't want to miss out on getting pissed would they?"
"Not it!" Tré said quickly.
"Why?" Ashley asked, putting her hands on her hips, "He's YOUR best friend!"
"She's yours!"
"Fine I'll go."
Ashley walked into the tour bus and walked towards the door where Jamie and Billie were.
"Hey, sorry to disturb you two but Mike wants to know if you guys want to join us and get pissed later. Do you?" asked Ashley through the door. She heard the muffled answer 'yes' but it could have been something else, she didn't care so she went back to where Tré was waiting for her.
"Well?" asked Tré as soon as she stepped out.
"They said yes,"she replied, slightly bored.
"Let's go."
***
Mike was already at the room. He really hoped that they would want to be friends with him again. He'd even bought three kegs of beer. He randomly wondered whether Tré and Ashely would be mad at him for disturbing them with the text. He was snapped back to reality when he heard the knock on the door. Mike opened the door and saw Tré walk in carrying Ashley over one shoulder.
"Where's Billie and Jamie?" asked Mike as he watched Tré put Ashley back on the ground.
"Tour bus," replied Tré as he grabbed himself some beer. At that very moment Jamie and Billie walked into the room.
"Maybe not," finished Ashley as she sat on the couch.
"Yer, Ashley pretty much ruined the mood when she told us what was happening here," Billie pointed out, throwing Ashley a glance. Ashley turned red. Everyone laughed and did exactly as promised, they got drunk and had the best party in a long time. Mike, Billie and Jamie were practically wetting themselves laughing when they watched Tré and Ashley doing it against the wall. Despite everything that had happened that day, Jamie and Billie were still happy. They had such fun that they never wanted the night to end........
