Oakland School, chapter 11
So there we are in 'Applebees', and we see Phil eating his fifth serving.
"Geeze fat boy Phil!" Bam said.
"Just be quiet Bam," Phil said, with no worry.
"So how long are you staying here?" I asked.
"A week. So we can visit you," Bam said.
"Hey...did you know Johnny is in Cali too?" Ryan said.
"He is?" I said.
"We can call him up, and get fucked up," Ryan said.
"Great idea!" Bam said. "But the question is, where do we go?"
"We can go to an ice skating rink," Raab said.
"Perfect," Bam said. "Bring yout parents Sam, and my parents. It will give 'em a scare."
So we left 'Applebees' and drove to my house, we called Johnny, and all my friends I met in Cali. Adie, and all those girls. Tre, Billie, Mike, Kevin, and all those guys. We told them to meet us at the skating rink tomorrow. So we went to bed, in the morning we woke up our parents,they didnt know.
"We're going ice skating! C'mon! Get your lazy asses down here now!" I said.
"Wow, your american accent really showed through when you screamed," Raab said.
"Sweet!" I said, and continued screaming.
Ice Skating Rink
We arrived, and those people were all there. Johnny came and hugged me, because I havent seen him in like forever. So they got their skates, I brought my own, remember, I'm a real good iceskater, and I used to play hockey.
We were on the rink, I started doing twists, and jumps, and all that jazz.
"Teach us how you do that," Adie said.
"Okay, to do a spin, put your arms up like this, then, spin." I said. "Then, put your leg up at your head like this, and skate on one-" I said, but got cut off by Adie.
"We arent flexible, we cant do that," she said.
So, me and the guys played hockey. We divided the game into teams, one team had all the people from Pennsylvania. The other, all the guys from California.
So my team bashed our elbows into each other, we got fucked up. We were practicing for this show, 'Jackass'.
Tre pulled me over, and said, "Lets talk."
"Okay..."
"So, when were you going to tell me, you are a pro- skater?"
"Umm...never..." I said.
"Oh, and when were you going to tell me your sick?" He said.
"Never. Besides, I dont want anyone to know, I have heart problems, and I had cancer, and all this other shit, I just want to live life to the fullest," I said.
We went home, and chatted. I couldnt wait to go home to Pennyslvania, but at the same time, I felt guilty for wanting to go back.
"Geeze fat boy Phil!" Bam said.
"Just be quiet Bam," Phil said, with no worry.
"So how long are you staying here?" I asked.
"A week. So we can visit you," Bam said.
"Hey...did you know Johnny is in Cali too?" Ryan said.
"He is?" I said.
"We can call him up, and get fucked up," Ryan said.
"Great idea!" Bam said. "But the question is, where do we go?"
"We can go to an ice skating rink," Raab said.
"Perfect," Bam said. "Bring yout parents Sam, and my parents. It will give 'em a scare."
So we left 'Applebees' and drove to my house, we called Johnny, and all my friends I met in Cali. Adie, and all those girls. Tre, Billie, Mike, Kevin, and all those guys. We told them to meet us at the skating rink tomorrow. So we went to bed, in the morning we woke up our parents,they didnt know.
"We're going ice skating! C'mon! Get your lazy asses down here now!" I said.
"Wow, your american accent really showed through when you screamed," Raab said.
"Sweet!" I said, and continued screaming.
Ice Skating Rink
We arrived, and those people were all there. Johnny came and hugged me, because I havent seen him in like forever. So they got their skates, I brought my own, remember, I'm a real good iceskater, and I used to play hockey.
We were on the rink, I started doing twists, and jumps, and all that jazz.
"Teach us how you do that," Adie said.
"Okay, to do a spin, put your arms up like this, then, spin." I said. "Then, put your leg up at your head like this, and skate on one-" I said, but got cut off by Adie.
"We arent flexible, we cant do that," she said.
So, me and the guys played hockey. We divided the game into teams, one team had all the people from Pennsylvania. The other, all the guys from California.
So my team bashed our elbows into each other, we got fucked up. We were practicing for this show, 'Jackass'.
Tre pulled me over, and said, "Lets talk."
"Okay..."
"So, when were you going to tell me, you are a pro- skater?"
"Umm...never..." I said.
"Oh, and when were you going to tell me your sick?" He said.
"Never. Besides, I dont want anyone to know, I have heart problems, and I had cancer, and all this other shit, I just want to live life to the fullest," I said.
We went home, and chatted. I couldnt wait to go home to Pennyslvania, but at the same time, I felt guilty for wanting to go back.
