Billie's Goldfish, chapter 7
Author's note: yeah, this is wierd, haha, and I wrote this in less than 10 minutes, so it may suck, and I had no idea what I was gonna write anyway, so I just came up with something totally random...so yeah...enjoy this pyschotic story fellow readers.
Recap:
Ahhh, Bush is dead, Joe is gone, who was Bush, Nimrod, Billie's fish is dead of course, and now we have Fluffy the Unfluffable. Billie seems to be satisfied with Fluffy, Tre is crazy, and Mike is Mike, who is Mike and is Mike. Did that make sense? Cause it sure didn't make sense to me...but oh well. On with the story.
*The actual story...thank gosh...*
Tre and Mike were playing Toss Mr. Fluffy the Unfluffable, hence they were very drunk, once again. This time, Billie joined them.
"Passsh the catsh here!" Tre yelled. Mike made a throw from the kitchen to the dining room, the cat just going along with it all and believing that this was normal behavior. The doorbell rang, and Billie put Fluffy on his head, where the cat just sat, and literally made a nest with Billie's wild, slightly longish hair.
"Yellow?" Billie said, not yet fully intoxicated. "Oh shit...not Barry!" Barry Manilow started to chase Billie around the house, Tre and Mike laughing. Billie tossed Fluffy to Tre, who put him down on the floor, and Mike and Tre started to laugh as Barry Manilow continued to chase Billie around the house, begging for a hug from him.
"No you bastard! I will not hug you!" Billie yelled.
"Huggy! NOW! Or I'll start to sing!" Barry said. Now anyone like Billie would be afraid. Very afraid. So Billie stopped, gave Barry a quick hug, then ran away screaming, and locking himself in the bathroom, taking a shower in his clothes.
Barry made his way back down the stairs, and met Tre and Mike.
"Nice one Barry! That was good! Threatening him that you would sing...damn thats good!" Mike high-fived Barry, then making him leave. They did this to Billie every once and a while just to see the funny look on Billie's face when he saw Mr. Manilow.
That was just that morning.
Later....
That day was also the Billboard Awards. Billie decided to go all out, wear black pants, a black shirt, red tie, a white jacket, and have Mr. Fluffy the Unfluffable on top of his head. Tre, Mike and Billie argued about it.
"Damn it Mike! He's my accessory!" Billie pouted.
"No! I never get to wear Fluffy!" Mike compalined.
"Well, I should get Fluffy cause I'm horny! Damn you all!" Tre whined and ran out of the room, doing a great "Days of Our Lives" drama preformance, fake crying and all.
"Now look whatcha done!" Mike said, beliving the whole fiasco.
Billie rolled his eyes, laughing at their stupidity. He picked up Mr. Fluffers, and holding him out, making funny baby faces, and talked to the cat like he was a two year old. "Yes your a great kitty cat! Yes you are, yes you are! And I'm gonna take you to the award show, and you're gonna go crowd surfing! Yes you are!"
Tre was watching Billie talk to the cat after he finished.
"Man, you got a problem...that was just wierd....talking to a cat....are you high again?" Tre asked, remembering the crazy goldfish incident, although Billie was not high.
"No, Tre, I'm not high. In fact, Mr. Fluffy here's gonna go crowd surfing!" Billie said. tossing the cat onto the couch.
"Ohhh that'll be exciting to watch!" Mike pitched in.
"Yep." Billie replied, and they got ready to go to the award show.
Their crazy antics continued, Billie Mike and Tre drove the red carpet in their BMW's, making people dive out of the way, and almost hitting Tom Cruise, although, sadly, he didn't get hit. Why Tom Cruise was there at The Billboard Awards, I don't know.
Anywho..
They hopped out of their Beemers and tossed the keys to the people who park cars, yeah I forgot what they are called, anywho, and Billie, Mike and Tre made their way past the shocked music peeps. Shocked because they almost got hit by 3 BMW's driving on the red carpet.
Later....
Billie, Mike, Tre and Mr. Fluffy the Unfluffable made their way onto the stage for the opening act of the Billboards. They belonged up their since they were Rock band of the year.
The fans looked at Billie strangely, since he looked normal, excluding the cat on his head, and making it wierder, the cat was an ugly sphinx.
Billie tossed the cat into the crowd, yelling and laughing as one person near the front caught the cat (a fan obviously) and ran out the door with the cat.
"My cat!" Billie yelled into the microphone!
Mike and Tre laughed with Billie and started to play, ignoring the fact that Mr. Fluffy was one of the most normal pets Billie could ever have. The search would begin again, "For the best condoms!" Tre yelled.
No..."Guitar picks?" Mike asked.
"No you idiots! The best beer in town!" Billie yelled. They all cheered, and after they won all the awards, they headed out for a night of getting as drunk as possible without passing out or killing themsleves. Of course, they all had control, somewhat.
Recap:
Ahhh, Bush is dead, Joe is gone, who was Bush, Nimrod, Billie's fish is dead of course, and now we have Fluffy the Unfluffable. Billie seems to be satisfied with Fluffy, Tre is crazy, and Mike is Mike, who is Mike and is Mike. Did that make sense? Cause it sure didn't make sense to me...but oh well. On with the story.
*The actual story...thank gosh...*
Tre and Mike were playing Toss Mr. Fluffy the Unfluffable, hence they were very drunk, once again. This time, Billie joined them.
"Passsh the catsh here!" Tre yelled. Mike made a throw from the kitchen to the dining room, the cat just going along with it all and believing that this was normal behavior. The doorbell rang, and Billie put Fluffy on his head, where the cat just sat, and literally made a nest with Billie's wild, slightly longish hair.
"Yellow?" Billie said, not yet fully intoxicated. "Oh shit...not Barry!" Barry Manilow started to chase Billie around the house, Tre and Mike laughing. Billie tossed Fluffy to Tre, who put him down on the floor, and Mike and Tre started to laugh as Barry Manilow continued to chase Billie around the house, begging for a hug from him.
"No you bastard! I will not hug you!" Billie yelled.
"Huggy! NOW! Or I'll start to sing!" Barry said. Now anyone like Billie would be afraid. Very afraid. So Billie stopped, gave Barry a quick hug, then ran away screaming, and locking himself in the bathroom, taking a shower in his clothes.
Barry made his way back down the stairs, and met Tre and Mike.
"Nice one Barry! That was good! Threatening him that you would sing...damn thats good!" Mike high-fived Barry, then making him leave. They did this to Billie every once and a while just to see the funny look on Billie's face when he saw Mr. Manilow.
That was just that morning.
Later....
That day was also the Billboard Awards. Billie decided to go all out, wear black pants, a black shirt, red tie, a white jacket, and have Mr. Fluffy the Unfluffable on top of his head. Tre, Mike and Billie argued about it.
"Damn it Mike! He's my accessory!" Billie pouted.
"No! I never get to wear Fluffy!" Mike compalined.
"Well, I should get Fluffy cause I'm horny! Damn you all!" Tre whined and ran out of the room, doing a great "Days of Our Lives" drama preformance, fake crying and all.
"Now look whatcha done!" Mike said, beliving the whole fiasco.
Billie rolled his eyes, laughing at their stupidity. He picked up Mr. Fluffers, and holding him out, making funny baby faces, and talked to the cat like he was a two year old. "Yes your a great kitty cat! Yes you are, yes you are! And I'm gonna take you to the award show, and you're gonna go crowd surfing! Yes you are!"
Tre was watching Billie talk to the cat after he finished.
"Man, you got a problem...that was just wierd....talking to a cat....are you high again?" Tre asked, remembering the crazy goldfish incident, although Billie was not high.
"No, Tre, I'm not high. In fact, Mr. Fluffy here's gonna go crowd surfing!" Billie said. tossing the cat onto the couch.
"Ohhh that'll be exciting to watch!" Mike pitched in.
"Yep." Billie replied, and they got ready to go to the award show.
Their crazy antics continued, Billie Mike and Tre drove the red carpet in their BMW's, making people dive out of the way, and almost hitting Tom Cruise, although, sadly, he didn't get hit. Why Tom Cruise was there at The Billboard Awards, I don't know.
Anywho..
They hopped out of their Beemers and tossed the keys to the people who park cars, yeah I forgot what they are called, anywho, and Billie, Mike and Tre made their way past the shocked music peeps. Shocked because they almost got hit by 3 BMW's driving on the red carpet.
Later....
Billie, Mike, Tre and Mr. Fluffy the Unfluffable made their way onto the stage for the opening act of the Billboards. They belonged up their since they were Rock band of the year.
The fans looked at Billie strangely, since he looked normal, excluding the cat on his head, and making it wierder, the cat was an ugly sphinx.
Billie tossed the cat into the crowd, yelling and laughing as one person near the front caught the cat (a fan obviously) and ran out the door with the cat.
"My cat!" Billie yelled into the microphone!
Mike and Tre laughed with Billie and started to play, ignoring the fact that Mr. Fluffy was one of the most normal pets Billie could ever have. The search would begin again, "For the best condoms!" Tre yelled.
No..."Guitar picks?" Mike asked.
"No you idiots! The best beer in town!" Billie yelled. They all cheered, and after they won all the awards, they headed out for a night of getting as drunk as possible without passing out or killing themsleves. Of course, they all had control, somewhat.
