in_paradise_with_st_jimmy

-My name is Jenna. It's very phonetic.
-I tend to think out loud a lot.
-My personality contradicts itself.
-I'm nicer to acquaintances/strangers/etc. than I am to my friends. If I'm catty or super sarcastic it probably means that I like you.
-I'm straight edge.
-I plan on majoring in English, Sociology, or Humanities when I go to college.
-After I graduate from college, I want to enroll in cosmetology school and study make-up artistry.
-I am easily entertained by meticulous busy work.
-I'm an easy laugh.
-I've been told by some friends that I sound like Jade Puget when I laugh and a stoner when I talk.
-Most of my sentences contain some kind of expletive.
-Dry sarcasm runs in my family. I inherited this trait ten fold.
-I am a Livejournal whore.
-I make amateur graphics with my free photo editing program.
-I have an incredibly sick and twisted sense of humor.
-I am a Grammar Nazi. If you can't form a sentence without it looking like a five year old wrote it, don't waste your time talking to me.
-I value literacy and intelligent articulation, as well as expanding my vocabulary.
-Het fics and vampire novels are my specialty.
-I feel naked without my eyeliner.
-I am overrun with apathy and laziness more than I should be.
-I walk the fine line between being a perfectionist and not giving a damn.
-I desperately wish time travel was possible.
-I'm a huge creep.
-I want a Macbook like you wouldn't believe.
-I need a job.
-I would love nothing more than to write for the rest of my life.
-I love tattoos and plan on getting multiple pieces once I'm out of high school.
-I want a French Bulldog hella bad.
-I'm somewhat of a hermit.
-I dance like the basketcase from The Breakfast Club.
-I can have entire conversations in acronyms.
-I have aspirations of becoming a make-up artist and/or alternative model.
-I love collecting vinyl records, guitar picks, magazines, random magazine clippings, and journals. The older the item in question, the better.
-I go to a lot of small, local shows, not necessarily for local bands.
-Chocolate and peanut butter vegan brownies are amazing.
-I am a complete shoe whore and adore ungodly high heels and boots.
-My bass is named Wester and my cell phone is named Jimmy.
-I play tennis. I've been playing since I was about 12 or 13 and I play for my school.
-I’ve been playing the piano since I was nine with three years of lessons under my belt.
-I am an incredibly picky eater. I have an issue with texture and a terrible fear of not liking the taste of something and feeling like I'm going to throw up.
-If chicken and/or poultry didn't exist, I would probably be a vegetarian.
-I have acrophobia, aeroacrophobia, anginophobia, ankylophobia, catagelophobia, cnidophobia, coulrophobia, emetophobia, glossophobia, social phobia/social anxiety, topophobia, and traumatophobia. They’re very common. You can google them.