King Dork
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- Sam
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- 16
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- Female
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- Canada
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Well, let me put it another way: no one ever actually calls me King Dork. It's how I refer to myself in my head, a silent protest and an acknowledgment of reality at the same time. I don't command a nerd army, or preside over a realm of the socially ill-equipped. I'm small for my age, young for my grade, uncomfortable in most situations, nearsighted, skinny, awkward, and nervous. And no good at sports. So Dork is accurate. The King part is pure sarcasm, though: there's nothing special or ultimate about me. I'm generic. It's more like I'm one of the kings in a pack of crazy, backward playing cards, designed for a game where anyone who gets me automatically loses the hand. I mean, everything beats me, even twos and threes.
I suppose I fit the traditional mold of the brainy, freaky, oddball kid who reads too much, so bright that his genius is sometimes mistaken for just being retarded. I know a lot of trivia, and I often use words that sound made-up but that actually turn out to be in the dictionary, to everyone's surprise--but I can never quite manage to keep my shoes tied or figure out anything to say if someone addresses me directly. I play it up. It's all I've got going for me, and if a guy can manage to leave the impression that his awkwardness arises from some kind of deep or complicated soul, why not go for it? But, I admit, most of the time, I walk around here feeling like a total idiot.
_____________________________________________King Dork-Frank Portman
The Beatles Club Pansy Division Club
Well, let me put it another way: no one ever actually calls me King Dork. It's how I refer to myself in my head, a silent protest and an acknowledgment of reality at the same time. I don't command a nerd army, or preside over a realm of the socially ill-equipped. I'm small for my age, young for my grade, uncomfortable in most situations, nearsighted, skinny, awkward, and nervous. And no good at sports. So Dork is accurate. The King part is pure sarcasm, though: there's nothing special or ultimate about me. I'm generic. It's more like I'm one of the kings in a pack of crazy, backward playing cards, designed for a game where anyone who gets me automatically loses the hand. I mean, everything beats me, even twos and threes.
I suppose I fit the traditional mold of the brainy, freaky, oddball kid who reads too much, so bright that his genius is sometimes mistaken for just being retarded. I know a lot of trivia, and I often use words that sound made-up but that actually turn out to be in the dictionary, to everyone's surprise--but I can never quite manage to keep my shoes tied or figure out anything to say if someone addresses me directly. I play it up. It's all I've got going for me, and if a guy can manage to leave the impression that his awkwardness arises from some kind of deep or complicated soul, why not go for it? But, I admit, most of the time, I walk around here feeling like a total idiot.
_____________________________________________King Dork-Frank Portman
The Beatles Club Pansy Division Club
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lmfao
Cappuccino.409, January 8th, 2009 at 10:57:53pm
:D
Cappuccino.409, January 8th, 2009 at 10:20:34am
yes ofcose
Cappuccino.409, January 7th, 2009 at 10:29:56am
x)
so what did ou get? :D
Cappuccino.409, January 6th, 2009 at 02:45:01pm
lmfao
Cappuccino.409, January 6th, 2009 at 01:49:29pm
omfg, your computer broke????
D=
I woulden't want Mike Row in my head for 3 days, I mean... What?
Awww one of my houston Friends on GSB left D=
whatserekim, January 5th, 2009 at 03:52:04pm
lmfao totaly Fail@You xD
OMG YES RAPE!
Cappuccino.409, January 5th, 2009 at 03:45:18pm
èver thought of taking out the space? <.< lol
Cappuccino.409, January 4th, 2009 at 11:24:28am
No problameo :D
whatserekim, January 3rd, 2009 at 06:38:40am
HAPPY BIRTHMAS SAM-SAM!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Coffee Cup Of Obama, December 31st, 2008 at 09:53:39pm
http://www.geekstinkbreath.net/board/top ic/post/7178218/#7178218
go here
whatserekim, December 31st, 2008 at 09:34:10pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY SAMMMMMMMMMMMM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h194 /punk-banana/Green%20Day/GreenDay11.jpg
whatserekim, December 31st, 2008 at 09:25:36pm
dude, i made you this fer yer birthday :D
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb2 53/BilliesTOY/happybirthsam.jpg
HAPP BIRTHDAY MY WHIFEEHH :heart::heart:
Cappuccino.409, December 31st, 2008 at 10:30:38am
ZOMG tomorrow is yer birthmas if i remeber correctly D:
this is for if im not on tomorrow......HAPPY BIRTHMAS!!!!!!
i miss you :'(
oh and happy late christmasness and early happy new year.
our interweb is still down so im on the library's computer at the moment.
*hugs*
Coffee Cup Of Obama, December 30th, 2008 at 07:23:29pm
TOMORROW :D
Cappuccino.409, December 30th, 2008 at 09:44:37am