King Dork
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- Sam
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- 16
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- Female
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- Canada
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Well, let me put it another way: no one ever actually calls me King Dork. It's how I refer to myself in my head, a silent protest and an acknowledgment of reality at the same time. I don't command a nerd army, or preside over a realm of the socially ill-equipped. I'm small for my age, young for my grade, uncomfortable in most situations, nearsighted, skinny, awkward, and nervous. And no good at sports. So Dork is accurate. The King part is pure sarcasm, though: there's nothing special or ultimate about me. I'm generic. It's more like I'm one of the kings in a pack of crazy, backward playing cards, designed for a game where anyone who gets me automatically loses the hand. I mean, everything beats me, even twos and threes.
I suppose I fit the traditional mold of the brainy, freaky, oddball kid who reads too much, so bright that his genius is sometimes mistaken for just being retarded. I know a lot of trivia, and I often use words that sound made-up but that actually turn out to be in the dictionary, to everyone's surprise--but I can never quite manage to keep my shoes tied or figure out anything to say if someone addresses me directly. I play it up. It's all I've got going for me, and if a guy can manage to leave the impression that his awkwardness arises from some kind of deep or complicated soul, why not go for it? But, I admit, most of the time, I walk around here feeling like a total idiot.
_____________________________________________King Dork-Frank Portman
The Beatles Club Pansy Division Club
Well, let me put it another way: no one ever actually calls me King Dork. It's how I refer to myself in my head, a silent protest and an acknowledgment of reality at the same time. I don't command a nerd army, or preside over a realm of the socially ill-equipped. I'm small for my age, young for my grade, uncomfortable in most situations, nearsighted, skinny, awkward, and nervous. And no good at sports. So Dork is accurate. The King part is pure sarcasm, though: there's nothing special or ultimate about me. I'm generic. It's more like I'm one of the kings in a pack of crazy, backward playing cards, designed for a game where anyone who gets me automatically loses the hand. I mean, everything beats me, even twos and threes.
I suppose I fit the traditional mold of the brainy, freaky, oddball kid who reads too much, so bright that his genius is sometimes mistaken for just being retarded. I know a lot of trivia, and I often use words that sound made-up but that actually turn out to be in the dictionary, to everyone's surprise--but I can never quite manage to keep my shoes tied or figure out anything to say if someone addresses me directly. I play it up. It's all I've got going for me, and if a guy can manage to leave the impression that his awkwardness arises from some kind of deep or complicated soul, why not go for it? But, I admit, most of the time, I walk around here feeling like a total idiot.
_____________________________________________King Dork-Frank Portman
The Beatles Club Pansy Division Club
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Coffee Cup Of Obama, December 14th, 2008 at 04:14:46pm
OMFG HI SAMMY HI SAMMY!
whatserekim, December 14th, 2008 at 08:32:41am
*swims up next to yer canoe*
ohai thur.
:D
Coffee Cup Of Obama, December 13th, 2008 at 03:34:15am
"...My best friend on here is Kirssy I try to say that she wouldn't notice if I put something on my profile about her, but that was not the case..."
"...And Krissy says the fallowing about that point "o.O...Orly now?" So that's pretty much it. December 6, 2008 eh Krissy."
xD
Coffee Cup Of Obama, December 10th, 2008 at 09:20:22pm
*scratches arm*
:waves:
HI!!!
Coffee Cup Of Obama, December 10th, 2008 at 09:16:29pm
o.o
Cappuccino.409, December 9th, 2008 at 06:58:48am
that be correct sammerz.
:D
Coffee Cup Of Obama, December 9th, 2008 at 02:39:02am
lmfao.
inside joke.
Coffee Cup Of Obama, December 8th, 2008 at 11:02:46pm
while your saving pokemon all over the world... can you save me? D:
Cappuccino.409, December 8th, 2008 at 03:13:56pm
OMFG telll meeeee
whatserekim, December 7th, 2008 at 09:53:38pm
Whats with the "December 6th eh, Krissie" thing?
whatserekim, December 7th, 2008 at 07:15:24pm
*shakes fist with you*
Coffee Cup Of Obama, December 7th, 2008 at 05:39:34am
COMMENT PWNAGE!!!
:D
Wh00t Wh00t!!!
*boogies*
Coffee Cup Of Obama, December 7th, 2008 at 05:37:09am
like :meg:?!
:D
Coffee Cup Of Obama, December 7th, 2008 at 05:36:44am
wait, i thought we were making serious-ness faczers?
xD
Coffee Cup Of Obama, December 7th, 2008 at 05:22:23am