death_bat_lover11
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- whythefuckdoyouwannaknow??????
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LIKES:
animals
Green Day
My Chemical Romance
Avenged Sevenfold
Three Days Grace
YOU! lol
DISLIKES:
MUSHROOMS
HOMOPHOBIA
SEXISTS
RACISTS
ABOUT ME:
I am a vegetarian and PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!! I love Green Day and the kids at my school hate me because of it. Oh well.
MUSIC:
A:
AFI
Aiden
Anti-Flag
Avenged Sevenfold
B:
Buckcherry
C:
Chevelle
D:
Disturbed
E:
Escape The Fate
F:
Fall Out Boy
Flyleaf
G:
Green Day
Guns N Roses
H:
HIM
Hinder
K:
Kill Hannah
L:
Linkin Park
M:
My Chemical Romance
N:
Nirvana
O:
Offspring
P:
Papa Roach
R:
Rancid
S:
SOME Saving Jane
Say Anything
T:
The Almost
The Foxboro Hot Tubs
U:
Underoath
and many more...
50 things to do to annoy everyone in an elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you’re on rough seas.
7. Shave (especially if you’re a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I’ve got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious literature to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You’re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...Tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica or any other instrument...its even better if you dont know how to play it.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a giant square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space"...especially if the elevators crowded.
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it’s getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
I am the girl who dresses in all black and never got to finish middle school because I was called emo everyday.
I am the friend afraid to tell you that I'm bisexual, because you'de leave me for it.
I am the girl who loves to read and is pushed into the corner and beat up because of what I love to do.
I am no one. Just the kid that was pushed to far at school for being emo and cut a little too deep.
I'm the teenager who was kicked out of her house because I was caught hugging my girlfriend.
I am the woman who commited suicide just before I graduated highschool. Since I'm a CheerLeader, no one suspected it was coming.
I am the best friend who just found out she has AIDS, and is afraid to tell her parents because she'll be considered gay. My parents would never accept me if I was.
I am the athlete evryone expects to be perfect, when in reality I'm sneaking heroin between games.
I am the girl who is called a slut everyday because I can't afford to buy new clothes every year. My skirt doesn't cover what I want it to.
I am the sibling forced to clean their sister's blood off of the carpet. Why didn't I see it coming?
I am the boy who wakes up crying because the bruises my parents gave me hurt so much, but aren't even noticed because I'm always wearing the baggy clothes the kids in gangs wear.
I am the girl who got raped at twelve and am considered a whore because of it.
I am the gullible parent who let my child hurt themselves. No one can know this. We have to keep this secret. We have to be
-----------------------PICTURE
----------------------PERFECT...
If you believe stereotyping is wrong, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!!
animals
Green Day
My Chemical Romance
Avenged Sevenfold
Three Days Grace
YOU! lol
DISLIKES:
MUSHROOMS
HOMOPHOBIA
SEXISTS
RACISTS
ABOUT ME:
I am a vegetarian and PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!! I love Green Day and the kids at my school hate me because of it. Oh well.
MUSIC:
A:
AFI
Aiden
Anti-Flag
Avenged Sevenfold
B:
Buckcherry
C:
Chevelle
D:
Disturbed
E:
Escape The Fate
F:
Fall Out Boy
Flyleaf
G:
Green Day
Guns N Roses
H:
HIM
Hinder
K:
Kill Hannah
L:
Linkin Park
M:
My Chemical Romance
N:
Nirvana
O:
Offspring
P:
Papa Roach
R:
Rancid
S:
SOME Saving Jane
Say Anything
T:
The Almost
The Foxboro Hot Tubs
U:
Underoath
and many more...
50 things to do to annoy everyone in an elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you’re on rough seas.
7. Shave (especially if you’re a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I’ve got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious literature to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You’re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...Tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica or any other instrument...its even better if you dont know how to play it.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a giant square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space"...especially if the elevators crowded.
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it’s getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
I am the girl who dresses in all black and never got to finish middle school because I was called emo everyday.
I am the friend afraid to tell you that I'm bisexual, because you'de leave me for it.
I am the girl who loves to read and is pushed into the corner and beat up because of what I love to do.
I am no one. Just the kid that was pushed to far at school for being emo and cut a little too deep.
I'm the teenager who was kicked out of her house because I was caught hugging my girlfriend.
I am the woman who commited suicide just before I graduated highschool. Since I'm a CheerLeader, no one suspected it was coming.
I am the best friend who just found out she has AIDS, and is afraid to tell her parents because she'll be considered gay. My parents would never accept me if I was.
I am the athlete evryone expects to be perfect, when in reality I'm sneaking heroin between games.
I am the girl who is called a slut everyday because I can't afford to buy new clothes every year. My skirt doesn't cover what I want it to.
I am the sibling forced to clean their sister's blood off of the carpet. Why didn't I see it coming?
I am the boy who wakes up crying because the bruises my parents gave me hurt so much, but aren't even noticed because I'm always wearing the baggy clothes the kids in gangs wear.
I am the girl who got raped at twelve and am considered a whore because of it.
I am the gullible parent who let my child hurt themselves. No one can know this. We have to keep this secret. We have to be
-----------------------PICTURE
----------------------PERFECT...
If you believe stereotyping is wrong, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!!
Awww. :] That's good that you're happier. My little kitty is full of energy.
Sunshine., August 30th, 2008 at 09:49:54pm
Awww.
-hugs again-
:]
Sunshine., August 30th, 2008 at 12:54:05am
:[ oh noes that sucks.
-hugs you-
Sunshine., August 27th, 2008 at 12:03:59am
I think about a month old or so. [:
Sunshine., August 24th, 2008 at 02:23:50am
I hate flies.
My friend has more kittens.
Sunshine., August 23rd, 2008 at 01:11:50am
Ohhh. x]
i'm tired like,
Sunshine., August 22nd, 2008 at 12:47:00am
i see.
yeah summer has gone by quickly.
Sunshine., August 21st, 2008 at 12:11:13am
yorkie. [yaps like crazy]
poodle/schnauzer mix. [goofy little dog]
samoyed. [whines all day]
Sunshine., August 20th, 2008 at 02:05:11am
Ahh I see. My one dog gets freaked out. The other two bark. It rained earlier. xD
Sunshine., August 19th, 2008 at 01:58:56am
yeahh. xD omg my yard used to get like that. my driveway still floods kind of.
Sunshine., August 16th, 2008 at 02:35:09pm
Omg Avenged Sevenfold!! <3
You have an awesome taste in music, love. :]
Derek Delicious, August 14th, 2008 at 11:47:08am
That's good that you feel better. :] sucks that it's raining hard enough to make you loose the signal on your tv. Not much going on here atm.
Sunshine., August 12th, 2008 at 11:19:13pm
Ohh I see. x]
Sunshine., August 10th, 2008 at 01:46:12am
I keep getting Database errors like everywhere I click. :/ I used to have a myspace playlist.
Sunshine., August 6th, 2008 at 07:25:02pm
:] oh yess.
not a whole lot i guess. you?
Sunshine., August 5th, 2008 at 08:15:47pm