Well this is... stupid
I'm well aware that it's meant to be a joke and be funny... but for some reason, it just makes me think 'How idiotic', and I'll tell you exactly why. My reasoning is in bold
Real M.C.R. Fans...
1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.
People were saying this after Three Cheers came out too, only the songs they said it about were "I'm Not Okay", "Helena", and "The Ghost of You"
2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name
I'm not a fan. I hate them, and I know his brother's name.
3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
So do alot of fans of every band...
4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
Well his hair IS stupid!
5.Real M.C.R fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
So do I... and again: NOT a fan
6.Real M.C.R fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a M.C.R concert.
Now this is just idiotic and a waste of money...
7.Real M.C.R fans take time to right on the front of all there underwear "I love Gerard".
This is just highly disturbing and could be taken as stalker-ish. If anyone actually does this, I have a suggestion for you: mental help
8.Real M.C.R fans ask their mom whats for dinner and are disappointed when she dont say Gerard.
Weren't you complaining in this earlier about how people don't know who his brother is? So why is everything "Gerard this" and "Gerard that"?
9.Real M.C.R fans start smoking 'cause they think they will be hott like Frank and Gerard.
Then real MCR fans can get cancer and die... or would they like that since MCR has a song called Cancer?
10.Real M.C.R fans ask for Bob for christmas and cry when they dont get him.
Did they really think they were going to?
11.Real M.C.R fans do dirty things with their M.C.R action figures and are proud to admit it.
Gross... If you actually do this... again: seek mental help
12.Real M.C.R fans sleep with a picture of M.C.R and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
...need I even respond to this?
13.Real M.C.R fans piss themselves when they see them.. on T.V.
Perhaps they should see a doctor about that?
14.Real M.C.R fans would admit to let them rape you.
Does that sentence even make sense?
15.Real M.C.R fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
A fan of any band could do that when they hear lyrics from that band's song...
16.Real M.C.R fans have this on their profile.
And what does this prove, really? I mean, all it successfully does is prove that you have to be mentally unstable, and possibly unintelligent to be considered a "real" MCR fan.
Real M.C.R. Fans...
1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.
People were saying this after Three Cheers came out too, only the songs they said it about were "I'm Not Okay", "Helena", and "The Ghost of You"
2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name
I'm not a fan. I hate them, and I know his brother's name.
3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
So do alot of fans of every band...
4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
Well his hair IS stupid!
5.Real M.C.R fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
So do I... and again: NOT a fan
6.Real M.C.R fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a M.C.R concert.
Now this is just idiotic and a waste of money...
7.Real M.C.R fans take time to right on the front of all there underwear "I love Gerard".
This is just highly disturbing and could be taken as stalker-ish. If anyone actually does this, I have a suggestion for you: mental help
8.Real M.C.R fans ask their mom whats for dinner and are disappointed when she dont say Gerard.
Weren't you complaining in this earlier about how people don't know who his brother is? So why is everything "Gerard this" and "Gerard that"?
9.Real M.C.R fans start smoking 'cause they think they will be hott like Frank and Gerard.
Then real MCR fans can get cancer and die... or would they like that since MCR has a song called Cancer?
10.Real M.C.R fans ask for Bob for christmas and cry when they dont get him.
Did they really think they were going to?
11.Real M.C.R fans do dirty things with their M.C.R action figures and are proud to admit it.
Gross... If you actually do this... again: seek mental help
12.Real M.C.R fans sleep with a picture of M.C.R and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
...need I even respond to this?
13.Real M.C.R fans piss themselves when they see them.. on T.V.
Perhaps they should see a doctor about that?
14.Real M.C.R fans would admit to let them rape you.
Does that sentence even make sense?
15.Real M.C.R fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
A fan of any band could do that when they hear lyrics from that band's song...
16.Real M.C.R fans have this on their profile.
And what does this prove, really? I mean, all it successfully does is prove that you have to be mentally unstable, and possibly unintelligent to be considered a "real" MCR fan.
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and why would you make fun of MCR??!?!?
that's just plain f*cking wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and forget the other comment.
i was lying.
and how dare you make fun of MCR fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CanYouFeelIt, July 23rd, 2007 at 10:45:45pm
well.....i do the numbers:2,3,4,5,8,10.
CanYouFeelIt, June 27th, 2007 at 07:41:16am
hey! i'm an MCR fan i don't do all of that stuff on that list!!!!!!!! meanie! and Gerard's hair is not stupid and never will be!!!!!!!! you big fat meanie!!!!
CanYouFeelIt, June 25th, 2007 at 09:25:25pm
some motherf*cken tennie wrote this
im a big mcr fan and even i think its sh*tty
Fallop!an Cwac Cwac., May 27th, 2007 at 08:33:46pm
hahaha. Some people actually do that? That's funny. I like them, but I do none of these things. I didn't even do that for Green Day when I was REALLY into them. And as for the singing the words of the songs and whatnot? I do that with every band I like o.O good point. =]
just_call_me_dookie, April 27th, 2007 at 07:26:30pm
im scared of mcr fans...
Bam_Bam loveth Princess!!, April 23rd, 2007 at 10:26:19pm
Yeah, no problem. I had no reason to make fun of MCR about this. THEY didn't come up with this stupid list... but this list really needed to be attacked. So... smartass remarks were added.
:)
Teenage.Assassin, April 23rd, 2007 at 09:25:31pm
Oh, it's okay if you were making fun of MCR. I don't particularily like them. I was just agreeing with you. Yes, it is quite ridiculous. :]
Hello, My Name Is Asshole, April 23rd, 2007 at 03:07:26pm
Wow. Whoever made that/agrees with it really needs help. I mean, there's good things that a band can do for you, and that maybe you should follow- like how Gerard stopped being an alcoholic... That's awesome, but starting to smoke? Wow.
And writing "I love Gerard" on your underwear is just creepy. Wow. I'm sure that if MCR saw this list, they'd freak out a bit. I would if I were them... But of course I'm not them... because I'm actually awesome...
wait_what, April 23rd, 2007 at 10:50:58am
i had something like that a while ago, but they werent far fetched. They were things like "Whenever someone says 'fro' you think of RAy"
BUT ITS SOO TRUE!
and thankyou for not saying they suck, you said you hate hate them.
Vegemite, April 23rd, 2007 at 06:18:48am
Um. Wtf. That [i]is[/is] stupid.
I like MCR, but this is just really...yeah, retarded.
Riot on the Radio, April 23rd, 2007 at 02:48:50am
Who takes up smoking too be cool?
WTF!?
This is the reaosn I don't like MCR.
germma margaret!, April 23rd, 2007 at 01:44:23am
so agree with hello my name is a$
thats is like the teenie himn man creepy
Dumbfuck, April 23rd, 2007 at 12:11:40am
I know that. That's why I was making fun of the list.
I wasn't making fun of MCR fans... unless they happen to follow that list..
Teenage.Assassin, April 22nd, 2007 at 11:04:47pm
That list has nothing to do with how much you like MCR. O_O
It's about how much of a teenie you are.
Anyone with brains wouldn't start smoking for a f*cking band.
That's just stupid. :\
Hello, My Name Is Asshole, April 22nd, 2007 at 10:45:54pm