The Wonderful Stranger (Another preservation)

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Harry strode along the path, making for Cute Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Sexy Lube, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Penis.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his skimpy thong just in time to face the handsome man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck happily, and Harry barely raised his thong to meet the attack. They fought long and tightly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Harry found himself forced to one knee, the man's thong pressed to his amazing hand. "I am Draco of Cute Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Sexy Lube. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a table."

But Harry had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his thong with a twist, overpowered Draco and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Harry said, looking down upon him.

Draco's mouth shimmered like he was on fire. "I have underestimated you, Harry. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Harry's desire was enflamed. His hand throbbed and all his thoughts were to lick Draco like a dog. Harry caressed Draco's tight mouth and he responded. They came together angrily, and their joining was as large as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet vibrator!" Harry groaned and licked Draco as huskily as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Harry said. "That's where I put the Sexy Lube for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed roughly on the grass, forgetful of all but their hilarious love. "We will stay together forever," Draco said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Penis never got the Sexy Lube and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

(from here.)
Posted on August 22nd, 2010 at 10:51pm

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