Bullet For My Valentine

The Devils Pride:

Just Another Star:

It made me a bit sad about how Moose missed his daughters birth for a photoshoot, I mean that must suck. But he's seems a good dad, I'm sure he made up for it.

My dad missed my sisters birth actually cause she was born the same day we moved house, it was chaos. So he was unpacking stuff from a lorry and my mums in hospital having a baby. It was a weird sorta day xD

But zomg on the dvd where Moose and Matt were talking about school, I was doubling up laughing.

OMG. I know! . People in my school play that game they were talkin about, except we call it "Liney"..They called it "Lochaye" or somethin ... Ha, and the start of the DVD they forgot to introduce themselves!!

Just Another Star:

Her Voice Resides.:

This is going to be a while.

Right, I was at the K! gig in Southampton Guild, and we came [me & my mate] but everyone was sitting down like in assemblies at school, and there was a big gap between the stage. We took our seats, and they began to come on to Intro. But it was only Matt and the curtain didn't rise. Matt was going around everyone sitting down but no one was reacting so me, being me, \m/ed him. So he says; "Come here, fitty [o_O] and pulls me on, makes me run up the stairs to the stage then down again and I sat down again. And then this little guy in my year was there standing up, looking EXCATLY like he does normally and Matt told him to clean up the left side of the hall XD

BUTBEFORETHAT

We were in the looby but it was this shop and I was buying things like in the Co-Op x_x , and then I had to save my friend from Dimebag Darryl who was a cannibal.

ANDAFTERTHESTAGEANTICS

I was riding a horse in my Primary schools field and then I went to the canteen and my friend and my other friend were making out and they're both girls. And then I had to put all this treacle tart in the bin.

x_o

Wow. Just wow. Lmfao thats random as fuck.

Her Voice Resides.:

Just Another Star:

Her Voice Resides.:

This is going to be a while.

Right, I was at the K! gig in Southampton Guild, and we came [me & my mate] but everyone was sitting down like in assemblies at school, and there was a big gap between the stage. We took our seats, and they began to come on to Intro. But it was only Matt and the curtain didn't rise. Matt was going around everyone sitting down but no one was reacting so me, being me, \m/ed him. So he says; "Come here, fitty [o_O] and pulls me on, makes me run up the stairs to the stage then down again and I sat down again. And then this little guy in my year was there standing up, looking EXCATLY like he does normally and Matt told him to clean up the left side of the hall XD

BUTBEFORETHAT

We were in the looby but it was this shop and I was buying things like in the Co-Op x_x , and then I had to save my friend from Dimebag Darryl who was a cannibal.

ANDAFTERTHESTAGEANTICS

I was riding a horse in my Primary schools field and then I went to the canteen and my friend and my other friend were making out and they're both girls. And then I had to put all this treacle tart in the bin.

x_o

Wow. Just wow. Lmfao thats random as fuck.

Fuckin' right.

And NONE of it is a lie.

omgrosieareyougoingtoReadingonthelastday?imightbe.

I WANT THEM TO PLAY
Mudderfookers.

TwistedTransistor:

OMFGOMFGGG.
Today I found my favourite Bullet interview. I lost it. Now it is found.
The one in Kerrang!, the title was "Filth Pigs" , that interview made me laugh sooo fucking hard.

Matt: This one time I was down the video shop and I just shat myself. I don't know why. I was wearing beige cut-offs so I had to waddle home

Just Another Star:

TwistedTransistor:

OMFGOMFGGG.
Today I found my favourite Bullet interview. I lost it. Now it is found.
The one in Kerrang!, the title was "Filth Pigs" , that interview made me laugh sooo fucking hard.

Matt: This one time I was down the video shop and I just shat myself. I don't know why. I was wearing beige cut-offs so I had to waddle home

When they were talking about their friend from Wales, is it Ravi or something, who uses butter for anal sex

TwistedTransistor:

Just Another Star:

TwistedTransistor:

OMFGOMFGGG.
Today I found my favourite Bullet interview. I lost it. Now it is found.
The one in Kerrang!, the title was "Filth Pigs" , that interview made me laugh sooo fucking hard.

Matt: This one time I was down the video shop and I just shat myself. I don't know why. I was wearing beige cut-offs so I had to waddle home

When they were talking about their friend from Wales, is it Ravi or something, who uses butter for anal sex

LMFFFFFAO.
Uhu. And the same dude lets his dick stick to him.And he "shagged a fat bird doggy style and he pulled out and she shat up her own back"

Oh my God. Dirty bastard.

Matt Tuck. Drunk as fuck. Punchin cans with his guitar hand.

Just Another Star:

Her Voice Resides.:

Just Another Star:

Her Voice Resides.:

This is going to be a while.

Right, I was at the K! gig in Southampton Guild, and we came [me & my mate] but everyone was sitting down like in assemblies at school, and there was a big gap between the stage. We took our seats, and they began to come on to Intro. But it was only Matt and the curtain didn't rise. Matt was going around everyone sitting down but no one was reacting so me, being me, \m/ed him. So he says; "Come here, fitty [o_O] and pulls me on, makes me run up the stairs to the stage then down again and I sat down again. And then this little guy in my year was there standing up, looking EXCATLY like he does normally and Matt told him to clean up the left side of the hall XD

BUTBEFORETHAT

We were in the looby but it was this shop and I was buying things like in the Co-Op x_x , and then I had to save my friend from Dimebag Darryl who was a cannibal.

ANDAFTERTHESTAGEANTICS

I was riding a horse in my Primary schools field and then I went to the canteen and my friend and my other friend were making out and they're both girls. And then I had to put all this treacle tart in the bin.

x_o

Wow. Just wow. Lmfao thats random as fuck.

Fuckin' right.

And NONE of it is a lie.

omgrosieareyougoingtoReadingonthelastday?imightbe.

I WANT THEM TO PLAY
Mudderfookers.

Nuh, the Friday. They played the Friday last year cause they swaped with MCR and went down a stage. Nice bastards...

Just Another Star:

Filthy sod
That whole interview made me rofl with sickness

TwistedTransistor:

Just Another Star:

Filthy sod
That whole interview made me rofl with sickness

I was actually on the verge of vomiting due to laughter.
Man, you know if it's a Bullet interview it's gonna be funny.

Oooh, Im listening to...Her Voice Resides

TwistedTransistor:

I know how much I talked about this, and I REALLY have to quute some of this!! Disgusting filthy hilarious thing

Kerrang #1090
- BFMV interview

HAVE YOU EVER FARTED WHILST RECIEVING ORAL SEX
jason: It's like having your bumhole licked Our merch guy was doing a 69 and her arsehole was in his face and it just opened like one of those Star Wars doors and she had a shit on his head!!!

WOULD YOU BRING A HORSE OFF FOR MONEY
matt: You know, there's actually a device for that. It's like this big mechanical horse fanny. I've seen it on TV.

DO YOU STOP TO ADMIRE YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS BEFORE FLUSHIMG?
matt...I just had this wicked shit the other day, one of these massive ones where it just fills up the bowl so I got out my camera phone and sent a pic to Jason. I was proud.
jason: I was having food at the time and then there's this fucking curly turd with spikes coming out. It was a fucking five flusher that was.

HAVE YOU EVER FARTED AND FOLLOWED THROUGH?
jason: Just the other week we were laying on his [Padge] bed in a hotel room watching TV and he farted and his eyebrows shot up and he goes 'Oh fuck I think I've just shat myself'.
padge: I had to shower man, I was sad, mopping up my bumcheeks.

IAN WATKINS SAYS YOU MAKE HIM LAUGH. CARE TO COMMENT?
matt: Ian we love you. I'll cook you dinner.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

TwistedTransistor:

I know how much I talked about this, and I REALLY have to quute some of this!! Disgusting filthy hilarious thing

Kerrang #1090
- BFMV interview

HAVE YOU EVER FARTED WHILST RECIEVING ORAL SEX
jason: It's like having your bumhole licked Our merch guy was doing a 69 and her arsehole was in his face and it just opened like one of those Star Wars doors and she had a shit on his head!!!

WOULD YOU BRING A HORSE OFF FOR MONEY
matt: You know, there's actually a device for that. It's like this big mechanical horse fanny. I've seen it on TV.

DO YOU STOP TO ADMIRE YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS BEFORE FLUSHIMG?
matt...I just had this wicked shit the other day, one of these massive ones where it just fills up the bowl so I got out my camera phone and sent a pic to Jason. I was proud.
jason: I was having food at the time and then there's this fucking curly turd with spikes coming out. It was a fucking five flusher that was.

HAVE YOU EVER FARTED AND FOLLOWED THROUGH?
jason: Just the other week we were laying on his [Padge] bed in a hotel room watching TV and he farted and his eyebrows shot up and he goes 'Oh fuck I think I've just shat myself'.
padge: I had to shower man, I was sad, mopping up my bumcheeks.

IAN WATKINS SAYS YOU MAKE HIM LAUGH. CARE TO COMMENT?
matt: Ian we love you. I'll cook you dinner.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

Gustavatron.:

OMG. We have a Bullet layour forthe forum. O]
Use.it.now.

Buttermilk Rusk:

Gustavatron.:

OMG. We have a Bullet layour forthe forum. O]
Use.it.now.

Woah it's nice.
Talented bastard whoever made it O_O

Gustavatron.:

Buttermilk Rusk:

Gustavatron.:

OMG. We have a Bullet layour forthe forum. O]
Use.it.now.

Woah it's nice.
Talented bastard whoever made it O_O

I don't know where that sarcasm was supposed to hit. xD

Gustavatron.:

OMG. We have a Bullet layour forthe forum. O]
Use.it.now.