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The Doctor
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The Doctor
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Posts: 8786

Mibba Blog
November 10th, 2006 at 12:38pm
Dear I-got-some-serious issues,

She hardly sounds like a good friend. Ask her what's up and she isn't being exactly friendly. Either that or just stop being her friend.

Beej.

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Dear Bill,

I think I am going insane. Seriously...uhh...any...advice?

Love Crazy Fruit Shoot.
RebelofSuburbia
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RebelofSuburbia
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 6885
November 10th, 2006 at 01:07pm
Dear Fruit Shoot,

Sounds like some good lyrical material. Write about it, my friend!

BJ

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Dear Billie Joe,

I'm trying to find a good nickname for this certain person. Any advice?

Love, ms Undecided
Boosh Bananas
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Boosh Bananas
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 194
November 10th, 2006 at 01:40pm
greendayjunkie:
YOU NEED TO ASK A QUESTION

woteva!
RPattz
Board Parasite
RPattz
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 38824
November 10th, 2006 at 01:50pm
Dear Miss Undecided

Nicknames suck, you only give people nicknames that have meanings you dont sit and think of them, they just come to you!!!

Beej

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Dear Billiam
Will you please take pictures of your self in a Mrs. Claus outfit? I think you have the figure to pull that shit off oh and.... TAKE PICS and video footage

Love Festive x
RPattz
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RPattz
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 38824
November 10th, 2006 at 01:51pm
Green Day Obssesed:
greendayjunkie:
YOU NEED TO ASK A QUESTION

woteva!

Finger read the rules! Hand
The Doctor
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The Doctor
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Posts: 8786

Mibba Blog
November 10th, 2006 at 01:54pm
Festive,

There will be a Santa Special Photo posted on greenday.com. Enjoy Wink

Bill.

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Billie

Can I wrap you up in ribbons and suffocate you with your own hair?

O_o

Or maybe help me with my schizophrenia.

You don't have schizophrenia.

Yes I do.

Love

Jane/Jim
iamkiller
Basket Case
iamkiller
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 19586

Mibba
November 10th, 2006 at 02:18pm
Dear Jane/Jim,

Being wrapped up in ribbons is a specialty of mine, yet I don't have any problems with schizophrenia.

No, really.

CHEERS! BJ.


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Dear BJ,

May I write you a symphony?

Love, JT.
Kimsex
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Kimsex
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 13097

Mibba
November 10th, 2006 at 02:28pm
Dearest JT

Just to say how much I mean to you?
Yes of course!

Future Sex/Love Sounds,
Billie Joe.

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Dear Billie Joe,

Whats your favorite sexual position?

Sincerely,
Batman.
One Nut Wonder
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One Nut Wonder
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 304

Mibba
November 10th, 2006 at 03:27pm
Dear Batman,
I am fond of the Bullwinkle. Ever since Tre taught me it, thats the only sexial position I use.
Dearest,
Billie Joe.
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Dear Billie Joe,
These kids in my class keep teasing about my singing. They say I suck at it. And in my opinion I sing pretty good. Can you help me?
Love,
Singing Sensation
iamkiller
Basket Case
iamkiller
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 19586

Mibba
November 10th, 2006 at 08:06pm
Dear Singing Sensation #2,

Well, clearly you are number 2. But all in all, give them a slap on the back and howel out a whopper. Good Luck!

Love, BJ

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Dear Beej,

Have you ever wanted a Moose? I'm down.

Love, MOOSE.
lyrical_mess
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lyrical_mess
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 5278

Mibba Blog
November 10th, 2006 at 08:49pm
Dear Moose,

YES! I've always wanted a moose! How did you know? Oh, Mike is going to be so happy! Shake

Moosin' it up,

Bee-Jay

PS. You should all send elaborate PMs of gratitude to the person who started this thread *cough*lyrical_gaah52*cough*


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Dear Billie Joe,

I have a really, er, unusual problem. You see, recently, two of my friends started going out. But one of them, lets call her Sally started cheating on the other, lets call her Ashley with me. Ashley got really jealous and eventually, we started a three way relationship. And even though I have feelings for Sally, Ashley is the one I really love. I've told her my feelings, only to be spurned. Also, Sally plans on taking Ashley and eloping. Any advice?

Yours sincerely,
The Other Lesbian.





On an unrelated note, I never knew my thread would be so successful Hug
One Nut Wonder
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One Nut Wonder
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 304

Mibba
November 10th, 2006 at 09:19pm
Dear The Other Lesbian,
You should try and find a way to get Ashley back. If you can't then maybe wait for a while. If she loves you then she'll come back. That's what happened with me and Adrienne. She was engaged to another man while I was on tour and when I came back she and I started dating again.
Yours truely,
Billie Joe
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Dear Beeje,
My brother recently left for the army and he left me to watch over his things. But the problem is, after a week or two after he left, my dog ate half of his proceless items. Can you help me?
Sincerely,
Spot
vivalarorya
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vivalarorya
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 8405
November 10th, 2006 at 09:23pm
Dear Spot,
Well, you'll get them back eventually...
-BJ
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Dear Billie,
MY French teacher is freaking INSANE. Everyone wants her off the job. Any thoughts on how to get her away from us and how to get our old teacher back?
Love,
Le Miserable
Milk
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Milk
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 3741

Mibba Blog
November 11th, 2006 at 01:18am
Dear Le Miserable,
Try to find her doing something wrong, or tell another teacher about her... is she hot??
Love, Billie Joe
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Dear Billie,
I had a dream about you last night O_O
You got me pregnant... does this mean anything?
love, Unborn Child.
Sumthin Smushi
Idiot
Sumthin Smushi
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 707
November 11th, 2006 at 06:42am
Dear Unborn Child,
I get these things alot! its only cuz im SO freakin sexy! Rolling Eyes nothing to worry about sweets! but hey....who knows? Wink

love, Two Dollar Bill...

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Dear Billie,
i've been saving up money for a while now....i have enough for a new mp3(the one i have sucks and i stopped using it, but im going CRAZY without it)....but at the same time...my friend's birthday is coming up soon...n she'z been hinting me ALOT about wat she wants (a guitar)...which shud i choose??

love, Fuck! At the Disco
The Doctor
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The Doctor
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 8786

Mibba Blog
November 11th, 2006 at 12:04pm
Dear Fuck! At the Disco,

Well, waht you should do is collabarate with all your friend's friends and all put some money forward and buy the guiatr together. Then, you'll still have enough to buy an MP3 Player.

Bill.

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Dear billie,

I want to be a politician, but people say I shouldn't and I should get a real job. Any advice?

Maggie Thatcha.
One Nut Wonder
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One Nut Wonder
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 304

Mibba
November 11th, 2006 at 02:08pm
Dear Maggie Thatcha,
You shouldn't let your friends dictate your life. You should do what makes you happpy.
Yours truely,
Billie Joe
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Dear Billie Joe,
I had a dream that you died. It scared the shit outta me. I woke up thinking it actually happened. Does this mean anything?
Sincerely,
Streaming Tears
R A V E
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R A V E
Age: 26
Gender: Female
Posts: 296
November 11th, 2006 at 03:27pm
Dear Streaming Tears,
Don't worry i am not dead and i won't be for a while yet. Your dream could mean that your worried about something, like, maybe you have to tell someone something. No worries!

-Beej

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Dear Billie,
my friends seem to think i have OCBJD (Obsesseive Compulsive Billie Joe Disorder)
I do talk about you alot and I do have a lil' crush on you. 0.0
my parents are annoyed with it now too.
do i really have OCBJD?

luvs - hugs*kisses
Dead End Girl
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Dead End Girl
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 10219
November 11th, 2006 at 06:29pm
Dear TRE IS MY PIGEON.
I thought you loved me!
Your name is about Tre!

I don't think you do.
And if you've recently slept with Tre, I'd go to the doctor and get your no-no place checked

-B to the J
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Dear Billie,
If you could be one animmal, what would you be and why? (and no, you can't be Tre).

-Love, Kali
One Nut Wonder
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One Nut Wonder
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 304

Mibba
November 11th, 2006 at 07:36pm
Dear Kali,
That's a tough choice. I think I'd be a cat since I had one. Sadly he died in the washing machine....
Sincerely,
Billie Joe
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Dear Billie Joe,
I was wondering if I could meet you later. Will you give me your phone number when I do?
Love,
Your Stalker Xo
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