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Lee Jong Suk.
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Lee Jong Suk.
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January 4th, 2011 at 03:39pm
Dear Tré Cool's bra,
I keep it with me at all times. It's my lucky charm. I wear it sometimes too. Under my clothes.
Love, Billie.
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Dear Billie,
Do your wife and children know about your fetish for wearing bras you stole off me Tré?
Love, Tré.
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January 4th, 2011 at 05:41pm
Dear Tre,
Yes, they do know. I think.
Love, Billie
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Dear Billie,
Can we make out?
Love, Bike.
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January 5th, 2011 at 10:55am
Dear Bike,
Yes, of course!!!
Love, Billie
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Dear Billie,
Will you be my wife?
Love, Chicken Drumstick
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January 5th, 2011 at 12:01pm
Dear Chicken Drumstick,
Stay the hell away from me, I'm taken..
Love, Billie
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Dear Billie,
Can I grope you?
Love, Touchy Feely
Lee Jong Suk.
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January 5th, 2011 at 12:58pm
Dear Touchy Feely,
No. Thanks. I'm perfectly capable of groping myself.
Love, Billie
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Dear Billie,
Do you have any fetishes?
Love, Fnaaaaaar.
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January 5th, 2011 at 05:18pm
Dear Fnaaaaaar,
Not that YOU know of... Wink
Love, Billie.
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Dear Billie,
Can we have cybersex?
Love, Hornylonah
Lee Jong Suk.
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January 5th, 2011 at 06:06pm
Dear Hornylonah,
Yeah. Give me your email address. Mine is gofuckyourselfi'mnotgivingyoumyemailaddress@billie.com
Love Billie.x
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Dear Billie,
Is that, like, your, like, REAL email address and stuff?
Love, Bimbo.
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January 5th, 2011 at 07:29pm
Dear Bimbo,
Yeah. Enjoy. *eye roll*
Love, Beej
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Dear Billie,
Can you make a baby with me?
Love, Pregz
Lee Jong Suk.
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January 6th, 2011 at 12:05pm
Dear Pregz,
I think you're already pregnant...?
Love, Billie
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Deahr Billy Jo,
I lyk wnna hav ur babeez? I'm only 12 bt plz hav my, lyk, chldren.
Luvz, Hornychild.
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January 6th, 2011 at 01:00pm
Dear Hornychild,
Fuck off & die, of coure not!! *shudder*
- Beej
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Dear Dad,
HI IMMA BE YO BAYBEEH.
Love, Hornychild's child
Lee Jong Suk.
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January 6th, 2011 at 02:07pm
Dear Hornychild's child,
AAAH GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MEH YOU LIDDLE FREAK.
No love, Beej.
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Dear Grandad,
Omfg I'm totally related to you!
Love, Hornychild's child's child.
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January 6th, 2011 at 02:51pm
Dear Hornychild's child's child,
And you are...?
- Beej
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Dear BrotherFromAnotherMother,
I'm Hornychild's grandaughter's child. My great grandma is 12!!
EHEHEHEH
Love, ...uh..I forgot...
Lee Jong Suk.
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January 6th, 2011 at 02:55pm
Dear ...uh..I forgot....,
Shut your newborn piehole and get your weird illegal family to stop contacting me.
~Billie.
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Dear Billie,
Will you please stop insulting my children/grandchildren/great-grandchildren/great-great-grandchildren?!
Love, Hornychild's mumma.
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January 7th, 2011 at 10:56am
Dear Hornychild's mumma,
Sor-ry, lady! Grr
- Beej
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Dear Billie,
Dude what's up with those people? Shifty
Love, Hornychild's mumma's great-grandchild's horny dog.
Lee Jong Suk.
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January 14th, 2011 at 03:39pm
Dear Hornychild's mumma's great-grandchild's horny dog,
I don't know, but I have a feeling you're one of them.
- Billeh.
------ Dear Billie,
What would you do if your best friend was being nasty to you?
Love, BornOnAHorse
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January 15th, 2011 at 11:23am
Dear BornOnAHorse,
No-one's nasty to me. I'm Billie Joe Armstrong.
- Beej
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Dear Billie,
Can I fondle your genitals?
Love, Pedo Bear
Lee Jong Suk.
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January 15th, 2011 at 11:33am
Dear Pedo Bear,
Sure, Mike.
Love, Billaay.
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Dear Billie,
Who is what nickname again? I forgot.
Love, either Raped Flamingo or Kinky Fish or Pedo Bear.
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January 15th, 2011 at 03:27pm
dear [insert name]
im raped flamingo
love RF

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dear beeejjay
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
love kinky fish
Lee Jong Suk.
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January 15th, 2011 at 03:41pm
Dear Kinky Fish,
Have you been taking speed again, KF?
Kisses, Beelleeeee.
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Dear Beelleeeee,
Would you ever consider becoming a prostitute?
Love, Pimpy Unicorn
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January 15th, 2011 at 03:47pm
dear PU
yes, nice initials btw
love belleeeee
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dear belleeeee
why dont you love meeeh! :[
love tré
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