Ask Tre

dear my mystery person,

sure im on my way

love tre'

dear tre'
why do u make me laugh all the time
-laugh

[[lol yay!]]

dear laugh,
i guess im just THAT funny.

love Tre ....

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Dear Tré,

Why can i dream about you all the time and it all goes horribly wrong at the end ... you always end up with the stupid girl =[[
love, mystery person.

dear mystery person,

thats just plain odd but maybe because a good dream like that 4 u turns into a nightmare just to get u up at night.
love ya Tre
dear tre
how come if people talk to me i can turn around and give them an answer thats green day realted sp
- ?

Dear ?

Because we're so sexy and awesome. That's why.
Love Tre

Dear Tre,
I'm really in love with my boyfriend he's coming over tomorrow...we might do some...things. I'm worried that I might get nervous and screw up on my end of the fun...any suggestions or...tips that might make me better and less nervous.
Love dookeh

Dear Dookeh,

Well, good on you that you've got a fun guy.. hmm. Just go with the flow, by that.. I mean, make him drink booze.. loads of it!! But when you get up to your fun.. dont let him near any socks.. cause he might want to wear one.. and I don't mean on his foot! I think you should bang his brains out... make it interesting.. eat off each other. If you know what I mean!

Love Tre.

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Dear Tre,

Why do I think you're the only guy for me? That uhh.. ga i feel silly.. heck I don't. I dont like any guys my age.. You're only the one guy who i can't get off my perverted little mind. Hmmm. Sex.. sorry.

Love Kryssi.

xxxx

Dear kryssi,

I guess im just that good, that you have to think about me all the time ....

Love Tré

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Dear Tré,

why is it when people say their crushes your the only name in my mind who comes to thought ....

love Mystery.

dear mystery..
Its because im the shmexiest person you'll ever have cross your mind...
if my name didnt cross your mind, i'd have to call you insane =)

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Dear Tre,
Why am i always thinking about that one sex god?
i think you know who i mean
or maybe not o.0

Dear nameless,
Cause im that good in bed and you've obviously heard about it. =]]
Love tre.
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Dear tre,
i soooo, wanna have sex with you, everywhere imaginable.
love mystery.
xxx

Dear mystery
Okay, I'm willing.
Love Tré
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Dear Tré,
Do you like squirrels???
Love a blue squirrel

The SquirrelMeister:

Dear mystery
Okay, I'm willing.
Love Tré
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Dear Tré,
Do you like squirrels???
Love a blue squirrel

Dear, a blue squirrel
yes, very, especialy with syrup

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Dear, Mr Cool

what's the best way to prepare for a literature exam if you don't know shit about said book?


love, twisted little freak

Dear Twisted Little Freak,

Well, I suggest that you just make up shit and hopefully... you'll get there!

Tre. x

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Dear Tre,

What would happen if I tried to get backstage.... and some girl tried to stop me... then the security guard tried to punch me?

Love, Kryssi.

xxx

Dear Kryssi

I would come and save you. Because I'm nice like that.

Love, Tré
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Dear Tré,
Who'd win in a drumming fight, you, Travis Barker, Keith Moon or Bob Bryar?

Love, a loonatic

Dear a Loonatic,
hmmmmm....thats a toughie! it would be between me or The Master of all things drummable Keith Moon...but I'm going to go with me 'cos I'm sexier =)
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Dear Tré,
would you teach me to ride a unicyle and join the circus with me?
love,
an aspiring clown
x

Dear aspiring clown
I dunno if I can do that, I'm a little afraid to jump back on that one-wheeled testical taking machine. But sure, if it'll make you happy. =]
Love, Tre


Dear Tre,
I think my boyfriend is avoiding me. He tells me he cares but he forgets to call and there always seems to be something wrong. I'm very depressed and I don't know where to turn.
love, dookeh.

Dear Dookeh,
Uhhmmm... either he's an ass hole, (unlikely) or he's just some guy that doesn't like talking on the phone. Unless it's phone sex.

Love, Tre Cool

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Dear Tre,

I like a guy and I dunno if he likes me back. I'm confused, and I can't take it much longer.

Oh, and there's a catch to it...... he's my ex-boyfriend. D=

Love, Whatsername

Dear Whatsername,

you get dressed in a short leather skirt, a skimpy shrt with no bra and if he doesn't fall in love with you that means he's gay

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Dear Master Tre

What would you do if someone called you Tre the one and only testicle



Love, Brain stew

dear brain stew,

i would beat the living shit out of them.

love tre. xx

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dear tre,

do you think it would be possible for me to get back stage after a concert to see you?

mystery. xxx

dear mystery xxx
i guess i could get permission for u to come backstage after a concert but ur gonna have to wait a LONG time since we aint going on our for a LOOOOONG time .................besides i dont even know who to send the backstage passess to..................
pm me later
i like cheech

luv tre xoxo












Dear tre`
i woz wondering if u go to Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe` often.as mike owns it and u can get free drinks and fans can get easier access to you guys????????????

dear anon,
yes i do, and yes ... i have met wonderful fans there.

love tre .. xxxx

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dear tre,

pm the tickets to me ... lawwl. uhmmm, why the hell are you so very sexy? .... i reallly want to know .,..

love lots, mystery. xxx

Dear mystery,
I am sexy because some people got it, and some don't. Believe me, I got it.

Love, Tré
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Dear Tré
Will you drive me to school tomorrow?