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AliLynn
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AliLynn
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 190
November 17th, 2008 at 06:11pm
Jasmine,
just do what i do...slap them bitches upside the head for saying things like that about our beloved GD!!! If it feels good them do it...don't worry about getting into trouble (just make sure no one sees you). It's ok that they don't like Green Day, it just means that you have WAY better taste in music than they do!
love,
Mike

Dear Mike,
I hate my mom's boyfriend, i just can't stand him! he is a total jackass!!! she gets angry every time i say something bad about him or when I roll my eyes when she talks about him. She is always talking about him like he hung the moon and it makes me want to barf! He left her once a long time ago to be with another girl because he wanted kids but my mom is fixed. so he left my mom and got amrried to this 19 year old. now 3 kids later she cheated on him so he came crawling back to my mom. can you see why i might not be able to trust him?? I mean the dude was 36 when he married that 19 year old! i just don't trust him. Mike please help, i hate my mom yelling at me all the time
love always,
upset person
Jas.
Idiot
Jas.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 874
November 19th, 2008 at 12:17am
Dearest Upset Person.
I feel your pain.
Why don't you write your Mother a note about what you think?

Hope everything goes well,
Mike.

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Dear Mike,
I've been reading Twilight, and I have a crush on Edward. I also have weird thoughts about wanting to become a Vampire.
What do I do?

Yours Eternally,
Jasmine.
PCG
Jackass
PCG
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Posts: 1608

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November 21st, 2008 at 06:44pm
Dear Jasmine,
Try getting your mind off Twilight. Read something else or something.
Love,
Mike
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Dear Mike,
I really want to learn bas, but everyone thinks that I'm just gonna quit like i did everything else. They just don't understand that that shit just wasn't for me. I really want to prove them wrong, but I don't know if I can. I'm not really good at things that are hard, even if it's something that I really want to do. How can I stay focused and learn bass so that I've got a chance of laughing at everyone from up on that stage?

Love,
St. Mikey
Jas.
Idiot
Jas.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 874
November 22nd, 2008 at 01:27am
Dear St. Mikey.
Just practice and practice. Try to stay motivated.

Rock On!
Mike.

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Dear Mike,
I listen to Marilyn Manson, Hawthorne Heights and such and my family think I'm going though an 'Emo Phase'.
I hate it when they say that, because it just sounds wrong.
Any advice?

iLoveYou,
Jasmine
PCG
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PCG
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Posts: 1608

Mibba Blog
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:15am
Dear Jasmine,
Kick them or ignore it.
Or pretend you really are emo. That'd scare teh living shit outta them!
Best advice.
Love,
Mike
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Dear Mike,
My ex boyfriend can't get over me. I don't like him anymore, and he's just creepy. He can't take a motherfucking hint, even! Like, he'll ask if I'm mad at him about a thousand times, and he won't shut the fuck up until I yell at him. Nothing works on that boy! And one of his friends is my neighbor, nad he tells me that my ex is always saying shit like, "I can't stop thinking about Skylar" and it's fucking freaky! He's really making me hate him. I can't even fucking avoid him, and he wants to get back together with me but he hasn't changed a fucking bit. He interrupts my conversations with my friends to say hi, and if I don't respond the first time he'll say hi until my head explodes!!!!! And even if I tell him how annoying he is and that I NEED MY SPACE, which is exactly what I said when I broke up with him, he's still like that!!!

What do I DO???

Love,
St. Mikey
Jas.
Idiot
Jas.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 874
November 24th, 2008 at 12:39am
Dear St.Mikey.

Slap him. Or something.
You girls have it easy.

You Go Gurl!
Mike.
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Dear Mike,

Whenever I listen to a Marilyn Manson song, I get a headache.
Like..WTF?

Ahem.
Any suggestions why?

Kisses, Jasmine
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GSBitch
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Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041
December 1st, 2008 at 11:56pm
Dear Jasmine

I would suggest you take painkillers before you play MM.

Mike
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Dear Mike

My mother says that she doesnt approve of me listening to Marilyn Manson and says that I need to listen to artists such as Hannah Montana,HSM and Jonas Brothers which i all think are trite rubbish

Help,Hannah
Jas.
Idiot
Jas.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 874
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:28am
Dear Hannah.
Rebel.
I mean, piss her off and play Green Day at full volume.
Mr. Green

Mike.

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Dear Mike.
I'm starting to hate nearly everyone around me.
They just seem to irritate me for some reason.
Advice?

Hugs&Kisses,
Jasmine.
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Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041
December 2nd, 2008 at 03:12am
Dear Jasmine

Tell them to piss off and they will

Mike

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Dear Mike

Theres this movie that I want to get out at the DVD store - its R16 ( im 16 so i can see it) but my mother wont let me cos she says its not a kids movie (im not a kid) and I want to see it really bad cos its so popular.Instead mother says I should get out HSM on DVD
Advice?

Hannah
Jas.
Idiot
Jas.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 874
December 2nd, 2008 at 04:09am
Dear Hannah.
Is that movie rude?
Can I watch it with you if it is?
I'll be at your house at 10PM.

Mike.

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Dear Mike.
If Pooh Bear was civilised enough to keep his honey in jars, why does he eat his honey with his hands?

Jasmine
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Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041
December 2nd, 2008 at 04:12am
^ yes that movie is rude

Dear Jasmine
Honey Bear is emotionally attached to honey .. thats his problem

Mike

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Dear Mike
My boyfriend wants to have sex with me but Im too scared to buy condoms - where can i get them from?

Hannah
Jas.
Idiot
Jas.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 874
December 2nd, 2008 at 04:18am
Hm. He's the one with the Penis. Make him buy it!


Mike.


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Dear Mike.
I heard Gerard Way 'fucked' moniters. What does that mean?
Jasmine.
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GSBitch
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Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041
December 2nd, 2008 at 06:58pm
Dear Jasmine

It means that he had sex with the monitors - just plain simple

Mike

Dear Mike
I ran up the strip club to get revenge on one of the many bullies that has bullied me and my mother used the other line to chat to her friends but she wont let me use the phone anymore
Help!

Hannah
Jas.
Idiot
Jas.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 874
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:40am
Hannah.
You're friends are strippers?

Mike.

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Dear Mike.
I don't understand. What moniters did Gerard Way have sex with?
Computer moniters?
Lunch Order Moniters?

Jasmine.
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GSBitch
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Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:03pm
Dear Jasmine

Im not sure cos thats his private business

Mike

Dear Mike
My cat never does what i say it to do
Help!
Hannah
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December 3rd, 2008 at 01:50pm
Dear Hannah,
Urmm. It's a cat. Cat's do what they like. But, if you must make it do something...urm...bribe it with fish. (?)
I'm not keen on cats.

Meow!
Mikey Dirnt

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Dear Mike,
Whenever I mention Green Day to my mother she tells me how she isn't interested and she has better things to do. I listen to what she has to say! None of my friends care about Green Day too, so all this awsome information is building up in my head and no-one will listen! How can I get people to listen/care??

Loving the Bass God-ness
Hari!
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Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041
December 3rd, 2008 at 07:45pm
Dear Hari

Tell your mother that Green Day is your fave band or one of of your fave bands.She should listen to that and so should everyone else

Mike

Dear Mike

My brother says that i have no respect for anyone but thats not true.I told him respect most people but he wouldnt listen!

Help!
Hannah
Jas.
Idiot
Jas.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 874
December 4th, 2008 at 12:06am
Hannah.
Don't listen to your brother.

Mike.

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Dear Mike.
WTF is OmniTech?
I once saw it on an episode of the Simpsons, and today at school there was an OmniTech playground fixer thing.

Jasmine.
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Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041
December 4th, 2008 at 12:20am
Dear Jazzi

I dont know whet the fuck that is

Mike

Dear Mike
I was caught watching porno by my mother!
What should i do!
Hannah
Jas.
Idiot
Jas.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 874
December 4th, 2008 at 12:28am
Uh. That must've been awkward.
Hm. Apologize?

Mike.

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Dear Mike.
The boys in my grade talk about porno and it's very irritating.

Advice?

Jasmine.
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