Ask Teh Dirnt.

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The Collector
GSBitch
The Collector
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041
December 4th, 2008 at 12:29am
Dear Jasmine

Ignore them

Mike

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Dear Jasmine

Some boy asked me if I had a penis - im really disturbed!

Hannah
Jas.
Idiot
Jas.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 874
December 4th, 2008 at 03:37am
You're disturbed over that?
Uh. Ignore him.

Mikey Boy.

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Dearest Mike.
How do you get AIDS? I mean, I know its from having sex, but how does that affect you?

I need answers!

Jasmine.
The Collector
GSBitch
The Collector
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041
December 4th, 2008 at 03:40am
Dear Jasmine

There are heaps of ways to get AIDS - from druggies needles and sex mainly! you need blood contact to get it

Mike

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Dear Mike
My brother gave my cellphone number to all the grade 10 ( his grade) and now they are sending me loads of nasty texts!
Hannah
Jas.
Idiot
Jas.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 874
December 4th, 2008 at 03:09pm
Dear Hannah.
Tell the teacher, of course!

Mikey Boy

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Dear Mike
I think someone in my family is going on porn.
Think

Advice?

Jazzi.
The Collector
GSBitch
The Collector
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041
December 4th, 2008 at 06:16pm
Dear Jasmine

Tell your parents!
Mike

Dear Mike
My brother always narks on me
Help!
Hannah
shiney_socks
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
shiney_socks
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 14
December 7th, 2008 at 05:11pm
how do you play bass so well?
The Collector
GSBitch
The Collector
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041
December 11th, 2008 at 11:26pm
^ cos im just talented
CurlyFries
Idiot
CurlyFries
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 526

Mibba
December 18th, 2008 at 03:45am
Damn right you are!

Dear Mike,

what's your favorite food?
what are your allergies?
what's your favorite color?

Love ya lotz sexy Wink
silver and cold.
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
silver and cold.
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 56
December 20th, 2008 at 04:13pm
Jazzi...
Don't fuss, porn ain't a bad thing. But if its affecting them, or you in anyway then tell them straight up you have issues!
Mike;x

Dear Mike,
I have problems with nightmares. Any advice?
-Troubled Sleeper.
AliLynn
Geek
AliLynn
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 190
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:06pm
Troubled sleeper
try draming about something else.

Dear Mike
Everyime my mom talks about her boyfriend it makes me sick, she told me that i am just jelous WHAT DO I DO
The Collector
GSBitch
The Collector
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041
December 26th, 2008 at 02:10am
Dear GD4LIFE16

Dont listen to her
Mike

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Dear Mike

My mother is going out on New Years Eve and I want to be sick.How do I get sick?

Hannah
PCG
Jackass
PCG
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Posts: 1608

Mibba Blog
January 1st, 2009 at 12:55pm
Dear Hannah,
Eat the yellow snow.
Love,
Mike.
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Dear Mike,
How can I convince my parents I'm mature enough to use the toaster?
Love,
Me
Mr Armstrong.
Geek
Mr Armstrong.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 215

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January 1st, 2009 at 06:51pm
Dear 'Me'
Use it anyways..
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Dear Mike
Why are boys confusing?
The Collector
GSBitch
The Collector
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041
January 2nd, 2009 at 09:47pm
Dear Riot Girl
Cos they just are

Dear Mike
Everyone in my family laughs at the 30 year old that I like.How can I tell them it is hurting my feelings?
Hannah
Viva la Jenna!
Jackass
Viva la Jenna!
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1264

Mibba
February 10th, 2009 at 04:28pm
Simple, tell them all to cut it out or... they'll all die in seven days.

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Dear Mike,
What should I get my beau on Valentine's Day?
~Jen
Jolly
Banned
Jolly
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 165
February 14th, 2009 at 12:54am
dear mike,
what neon colors should i wear to sadies hawkins dance?
The Collector
GSBitch
The Collector
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041
February 27th, 2009 at 04:47pm
Dear Jolly
whatever ones you like
Mike

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Dear Mike
I dont want to go to the annual sports day at school.How do I convince my mother to let me out.I hate them they are a total waste of time cos the last time I only did one event - the 100m sprint
Hannah
AliLynn
Geek
AliLynn
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 190
March 16th, 2009 at 08:47pm
Sorry double post...my computer is being dumb
AliLynn
Geek
AliLynn
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 190
March 16th, 2009 at 08:50pm
Dear Hannah
Just pretend to be sick. It always works

Dear Mike
Lately I have been ignored by my friends. I have this one friend who is a total drama queen with tons of problems so all y friends are always with her so I get left behind. It's almost like I don't exist, even my best friend is doing this to me. How do I tell them that this is bugging me without hurting the drama queen's feelings??
Ali
padfoot
Jackass
padfoot
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 1718

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April 15th, 2009 at 01:52pm
Dear Ali,
To start, if you dont like the drama queen why dont you wanna hurt her feelings.
Anyway. Just tell your friends the truth.
Love Mikeeee

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Dear Mike,
Does it matter that I get on better with boys than girls?
Hari.
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