*Revives thread*
Last night at teh Frankie Boyle gig:
Some guy: Is there any competition between you and the other MTW guys, in like.. Telling jokes and stuff?
Frankie: Oh yeah, there's always competition but it just makes the sex so much better. And anyway we all band together in our fear of Dara who looks like a monkey that shagged a mountain, we just make jokes and pray that we're still on the show the week after.
Frankie: Barack Obama.. That's like, the worst name to have when running in an American presidential election. Obama is like a mix of 'Osama' and 'A Bomber' *nose crinkle* ..... He might as well be called Muslim Obombgun.
*Revives thread*
Last night at teh Frankie Boyle gig:
Some guy: Is there any competition between you and the other MTW guys, in like.. Telling jokes and stuff?
Frankie: Oh yeah, there's always competition but it just makes the sex so much better. And anyway we all band together in our fear of Dara who looks like a monkey that shagged a mountain, we just make jokes and pray that we're still on the show the week after.
Frankie: Barack Obama.. That's like, the worst name to have when running in an American presidential election. Obama is like a mix of 'Osama' and 'A Bomber' *nose crinkle* ..... He might as well be called Muslim Obombgun.
*Revives thread*
Last night at teh Frankie Boyle gig:
Some guy: Is there any competition between you and the other MTW guys, in like.. Telling jokes and stuff?
Frankie: Oh yeah, there's always competition but it just makes the sex so much better. And anyway we all band together in our fear of Dara who looks like a monkey that shagged a mountain, we just make jokes and pray that we're still on the show the week after.
Frankie: Barack Obama.. That's like, the worst name to have when running in an American presidential election. Obama is like a mix of 'Osama' and 'A Bomber' *nose crinkle* ..... He might as well be called Muslim Obombgun.
Dara was on Richard and Judy last night
and then Richard made this joke about a pram for cats "Not so much a push chair as a puss chair!"
and it was just like.... *tumbleweed*
Dara was on Richard and Judy last night
and then Richard made this joke about a pram for cats "Not so much a push chair as a puss chair!"
and it was just like.... *tumbleweed*
Leave it to the sex gods of love professionals, like Dara.
OMFG OMFG OMFG HE'S IN VICAR STREET IN JULY AND IT ISN'T 18+.
YOU MUST GO.
Oh, actually, Westlife are playing that night, and as they're such talented young musicians, I was thinking of going to that instead. It's not like Dara is side-splittingly funny or the sexiest man from Bray on earth, or anything.