Man of the house

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March 13th, 2009 at 03:50am
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be the Man of Your House.'

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,
you will serve me a sumptuous dessert! After dinner, you are going to
go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash
my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. And tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied, 'The ****in' funeral director would be my first guess.'
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