MOVIE: Bears On A Submarine

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Easter Davy
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January 12th, 2007 at 11:58pm
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My feature length film debut. Here's a bit of a synopsis:

A crew of scuba divers on the world's newly constructed largest submarine on earth are doing some deep sea submarine. Except one of the crew members... FORGOT HIS BEAR REPELLENT. So, now they've got:

MOTHAFUCKIN BEARS!

You'll laugh and you'll cry, you'll blink and you'll breath as you watch Samuel L. Jackson deliver his long awaited line:

"I have had it with these MOTHAFUCKIN' BEARS, on this MOTHAFUCKIN' SUBMARINE!"

I have also hired a mindblowing all-star cast. With such hits as:

Blythe Danner
Pee-Wee Herman
Elmo
Winnie The Pooh (playing Bear Vader)
The Taco Bell Dog
The "Where's the Beef?" Lady
The Ghost Of Christmas Present
Harry Potter
My cat
Yngwie Malmsteen (competing in a shredding battle with Ray Toro)
Ray Toro (getting ttly pwned by Yngwie Malmsteen)
The entire cast of The Real World-Key West
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Borat

AND

lonelygirl15.

This will definitely be the best movie of 2007. Prepare to be amazed.
Easter Davy
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January 13th, 2007 at 12:04am
By the way, shows will be playing at Giant's Stadium, Madison Square Garden, and The Tweeter Center, tickets will be available on Ticketmaster.
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January 13th, 2007 at 12:15am
lmfao dude you are a comical genius. Very Happy
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January 13th, 2007 at 12:32am
Holy crap that sounds awesome. When can we see it? I live near Giants Stadium and Madison Square Garden. I'd definitely love to try to see it.
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January 13th, 2007 at 12:48am
lmfao lmfao lmfao You're awesome!
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January 13th, 2007 at 05:08am
The Fool On The Hill:
Holy crap that sounds awesome. When can we see it? I live near Giants Stadium and Madison Square Garden. I'd definitely love to try to see it.

I hope you know it's not real...
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January 13th, 2007 at 11:11am
lmfao
Easter Davy
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January 13th, 2007 at 10:07pm
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The Fool On The Hill:
Holy crap that sounds awesome. When can we see it? I live near Giants Stadium and Madison Square Garden. I'd definitely love to try to see it.

I hope you know it's not real...


Oh no, it is very real.
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January 14th, 2007 at 12:39am
Way to come out with the best movie idea ever!
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January 14th, 2007 at 06:16am
*gets hernia from laughing so hard*

lmfao
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