Hitchin' a Ride lyrics

Hey mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
I need a lift to happy hour
Say oh no

Do you brake for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4!

Cold turkey's getting stale
Tonight I'm eating crow
Fermented salmonella poison oak no

There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I'm dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up, as say 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4...

Troubled times
You know I can not lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride

There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I'm dehydrating.
My tongue is swelling up, I say... shit!

Troubled times,
You know I can not lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride!

Hitchin' a ride (don't know where I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride (don't know where I'm going)
Hitchin' a ride!