Pinball-wizard
- Name
- James O Farrell
- Age
- 32
- Gender
- -
- Location
- The city of Drimoleague
Member since July 8th, 2006
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About
hey hey hey people. emma told me it looked dodgy to not have any personal info about myself on this site so i decided to put some on it.
Here's some funny insults:
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.
Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
Here's some funny insults:
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.
Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
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Nothing is ever up with me haha
What about you?
AdamIsASofa, July 23rd, 2007 at 01:33:07am
it's just another term for a pyschedelic mushroom
indie-kid, July 10th, 2007 at 12:46:31am
hehehe it's just a funny face XD
indie-kid, July 9th, 2007 at 07:28:00pm
haha!! if you do get your lip peirced tomorrow or even do go, enjoy! :]
shroom? why? ... XD
so long and goodnight won't be seeing you for a while my friend
indie-kid, June 20th, 2007 at 07:09:04pm
Haha.
You still geting your lip peirced on Thursday?
:]
indie-kid, June 18th, 2007 at 05:13:22pm
I think they did.. valerie and i were sitting outside and if we saw it we would of remembered as we would be like 'oh yeah ze beatles!!' but we wern't like that whatsoever lol!
indie-kid, June 17th, 2007 at 07:28:25pm
Ooooh look at my whole new snazzy profile!!!!!!
please that is
Hope your JC going smooth ..like butter
indie-kid, June 15th, 2007 at 02:47:55pm
All i can say is: hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
indie-kid, June 1st, 2007 at 07:38:16pm
okay i will haha! Are you on your summer holidays now?
and i haven't seen em *is scared*
indie-kid, June 1st, 2007 at 09:31:43am
i have been told by dependable sources that laying a couple of books over the floor and having a pen in your hand will convince parents that you study hard! Im going to sinead's house in the afternoon and then we're going to laura's house and then we're going to the gig ... they're my 3rd yr homies :] they live in skibb so it be easy getting there and all! And for the way home im still sorting that out .. haha !!
indie-kid, May 18th, 2007 at 03:04:02pm
i haven't been for ages, i don't know ... do you mean this weak for foroige??
indie-kid, May 16th, 2007 at 08:40:33am
hey =]
is the rising gig the one in cork next week or the one in Skibb this week? I think im going to the one in skibb this weekend and the one in cork im not too sure ... why you ask? You going ??
ah ha yeash! fall out boy and the hushes rawk (and that's with a w!!) ... when do you want em? any time grand with moi
indie-kid, May 15th, 2007 at 10:13:00am
haha that is true :) so hey new friend !
AdamIsASofa, May 14th, 2007 at 02:42:32pm
hey man, you added me, you're mollys freind right?
AdamIsASofa, May 11th, 2007 at 04:59:56pm
oh i see
indie-kid, April 29th, 2007 at 09:50:22am