Clitorial Devourment

I'll be happy to answer any and all of your butterfly questions today.




HELLO.
-----------I am Emily
-------Strangely, I have a friend named Miles
-----------And I call him my kitty.
-------I am aged 16 years old and 3/4 at the time of writing this
------------Scrubs is my favorite show
-------Put up or shut up
-------------I'm tall as frick
--------5'11 biznatch
-------------I've naturally got white blonde hair but it's 459485948 different colors
---------My hair is flamboyant
---------------My eyes are the most BOOTIFUL shade of blue
----------I kinda do/kinda don't have a boyfriend
----------------I mean, he loves me but I don't love him
------------I'm in love with a boy named Kurt Knudsen
----------------But he's only my friend.
---------My house is a zoo
-----------------I don't have a best friend
-----------I live in CHICAGO.
-----------------Forrealz, yo.
------------I like to act like a wigger
-----------------But I dun like rap music, sir.
-----------I say sir a lot.
------------------Even to girls
-------------My AIM is thesaintEMMY
------------------MSN be saintemmy@hotmail.com
------------YIM is loopsarefrooty
-------------------Add me on Myspace, I love friends. www.myspace.com/saintemmy
-------------Mm, that's all I feel like typing.
--------------------OH, and a thing lives in my wall.
-------------It doesn't let me sleep at night.
--------------------Forrealz, yo.
-------------Goodbai, dearies.♥

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Who I DISLIKE
[IN NO DIRECT ORDER]
1: Moderators
2: Tattletales
3: Stuck up people who think that what they know is better than what you know.
4: Authority, unless I'm the one who's authoritized.


"I'll fly away,
Arms clutched
Tightly
Around the frail arms
Of my personal
Guardian Angel
Who is
Torn between
Helping me get through
and saving his own skin
From utter destruction"




I AM Emily The Strange.