PaigeyPantsFTW

well my names paige. im im 13 and last time i checked i was 5'2''... but i may have grown or shrunk... lol idk but well i have dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. kinda short depending on what ur idea of short is, to me 5'2'' is short... lol i can be a very good friend, and more than likely if we have alot in common, or ur just nice to me we would probably make good friends... im nice when ppl are nice back, and its a bad idea to get on my bad side, but im EXTREMELY impatient and hyperactive and i can be obnoxious if i really wanna be. and its a bad idea to get on my bad side. if it means anything im in my schools band, i play alto saxophone whick kicks ass and im in the 7th grade... which sucks because all my really old friends are moving away... they really need to stop doing that... lol well movin on, i get really giggly when im tired depending on who im with, so its like if i like you im giggly if i dont then im a bitch when im tired... and a little FYI, if i seem to be in a bad mood, avoid being around me... i can be really mean to the people that are my BEST friends when im mad.... so yeah just so ya know. i prefer being inside than outside any day i hate the sun, it wants to kill me. inside is where the computer is... and most of the time my friends... the only things that make the world go 'round (and of course including my iPod... i friggin love it)... hmmm whatelse to write.... well its alot of fun to debate... its like awesome... like getting to yell at people for something you believe in, and i tend to do that period. and one last thing, MUSIC MAKE THE FRIGGIN WORLD GO ROUND.... if there was no music there wouldnt be anything to do... ever... like ur siting in a class with a old teacher babbling about something that u REALLY could care less about and u can just tune her out with an iPod... or whatever music thing u have.... its what keeps me sane these days so im very grateful for my iPod ^_^

and heres a little smidgeon more about me!!!!!! o.0

Favorite Bands
-Green Day
-My Chemical Romance
-Fall Out Boy
-Evanescence
-Hinder
-The All-American Rejects
-Nickleback
-Panic! At The Disco
-The Luke Solo Project
-Three Days Grace
-Taking Back Sunday
-Hawk Nelson
-Sanctus Real
-30 Seconds To Mars
-Rascal Flatts
-Lonestar
-The Fray
-Queen

Hobbies
-debating
-being random
-hanging with Luke
-chillin with my friends
-readin made up stories
-chattin on yahoo messenger when ppl are on... and chatting with myself... lol
-playing on mibba!

Favorite Movies
-Epic Movie
-The Omen
-all the Harry Potter movies that r out
-Taledaga Nights
-Scary Movie 2 3 and 4
-Bullet In A Bible
-Zoolander
-The Nightmare Before Christmas
-Corpse Bride
-Donnie Darko
-A Beautiful Mind
-Accepted
-Saw 1/2/3
-Texas Chainsaw Massacare (idk how to spell that but whatever u know what i mean) The Beggening
-The Amnityville Horror (idk how to spell amnityville either but as long as u get the idea of which movie im talking about im good)

Favorite T.V. Shows
-Degrassi: The Next Generation
-South of Nowhere
-Beyond the Break
-Instant Star
-The Fresh Prince of Bel-air
-The Fairly Odd Parents
-Invader Zim
-Loaded
-No. 1 Countdown on FUSE

Quotes
Gerard Way-
"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window."
"Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive..."
"So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?"
"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!"
"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"
"Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too."

Mikey Way-
"There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops."
"This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments, and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well."
"Yeah, I'm kind of upset that I'm going to die tomorrow." (On the "Ghost of You" video)
"Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother (motions at Gerard) got a coffee and he taunted me."
We're really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We're like, 'Yo, I'm only on half a fuck battery and I have a plane ride!'"
"I like Popsicles."

Mikey: Fuck you!
Gerard: Fuck yourself!
Mikey: Go fuck a cow!
Gerard: Go fuck a toaster and turn it on!
Mikey: Go fuck you mom!
Gerard: She's your mom too, dumbass

Frank: *Starts to climb into casket*
Ray: "Are you showing your butt!? Frankie! No, you aren't getting in there! *Pulls Frank out and lets him down*"
Frank: *Tries to climb in again*
Ray: "NO!"
Gerard: "Guys! Don't knock it off!!"

Interviewer: "Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?"
Frank: "Mikey."
Interviewer: "And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?"
Mikey: "That would be me."
Gerard: "I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters."
Frank: "It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'"
Mikey: "Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight."
Frank: "God forbid that kid ever lives alone!"
Gerard: "He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in..."
Frank: "Oh god!"
Gerard: "...and there's water everywhere!"
Mikey: "I did that one time..."
Gerard: "What about the times with the radio?"
Mikey: "...and I was pretty warm when I did it though."

Frank Iero-
"I would date Gerard."
"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."
"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit."
"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.”
"We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster"
Camera man: "Did you read the new Ellen Degeneres book?"
Frank: "Yeah."
Camera man: "What did you think?"
Frank: "It made me a fucking lesbian!"

Ray Toro-
"We were birth control." (On Gerard’s and his days in high school)

Bob Bryar-
"People think that moose are really gentle and goofy but they aren't; they're fucking animals."

Billie Joe Armstrong-
"All saints are gonna be there? Tre, you might get laid!"
"We put the fun back in dysfunctional."
"You say it to my face, you might be pickin' yourself off the ground."
"It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's halarious."
"Punk rock is dead...and I fucking killed it."
"I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna fucking swear a lot."
"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobodies perfect, so why practice?"
"I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman."
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
"Well, you know, I look at myself in the morning and yes, yeah I-I am a God."
"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!'
"It's my fucking life and you know what nobody invited you...so there's the door...see ya!"
"When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it."
"The darkness is coming now god dammit!"
"They sound like Tré choking on a hair ball." (Slipknot)
"What? You can heckle me if you want, it's okay I won't understand!" (at a foreign concert)
"I'm not as depressed as I used to be. The Prozac's working!"
"I kind of became everyone’s weird uncle. I was drunk all the time wearing a fucking leopard g string."
"Punk is always something that’s going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point."
"What do you mean we walked around dressed like girls? We walked around in our own clothes they just happened to be dresses."
(When asked in 1992 where they would be in 3 years) "I’m going to point a gun at Tre. Tre is going to point a gun at Mike. Mike is going to point a gun at me." (Mike: "We’re going to count to 3 and pull the trigger." )
"Remeber one thing, that regardless of who the powers that be are, the people that you elect, the people that i elect in the office remeber, you have the fucking power. were the fucking leaders. dont let these bastards dictate your life or try to tell you what to do alright?"
(joey) "Where are we going to bury him when he dies?" (when joey and billie went to go get speedy the fishy!!)
"And my name is George W. Bush!" *Boo's*

Mike Dirnt-
"If my kid didn't rebel, she wouldn't be my kid."
"Green day is like sex, when were good, were really good, when were bad . . . were still pretty damn good."
(At Mark Hoppus of blink-182) "Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass."
"I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons."
"All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars."
"It's no use analyzing your life the whole time. Those analyses won’t help you when you’re dead."

Tre Cool-
"I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents."
"She was so pissed, so she was gonna make us leave the hotel..but she didn't. big mistake!"
"It's, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see book mobile on the side and come up and ask us if we have any book to sell. I mean how stupid is that....books? We don't even read."
"They should legalize pot, do it!! Do it!!
"I wanna survive an avalanche, I wanna be one of those people a dog finds burried uder a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation."
"I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think retaliation definitely makes sense and it's definitely one option. But, personally, I prefer peace. You know, maybe I'm just being ignorant and shortsighted, you know, it's true I'm not running the government, I'm not running the United States. I just don't think that killing people is a good way to remedy people dying. Martin Luther King Jr., said that you can murder a murderer but you can never murder murder itself."
I don't see anything on it, all I see is shows. There is never anything on it. Just MTV talking about how cool MTV is."
"Mmm, you can almost smell the burning pork...Hey, you ever thrown rocks at cops?"
"I want to wash your grandmother."
"I don't understand what Billie just said so, I'll talk about chickens...."
"It's good to have some offspring...oops..shouldn't say that word, can you edit it out?"
"You can't fuck with us now. We did it. We pulled it off." (talking about the record that was stolen and how they created a better album anyway)
"Orange Mocha Frappuchino!"
"No man could eat 50 eggs!"
Interviewer- Tre! why did you do that?
Tre- eh i dont know, i havent broken anything in about 6 hours... (when tre climbed the globe at universal studios)

From a book that i read, its called Looking for Alaska, its really good!!!-
Pudge: What the hell is that?
Takumi: My fox hat
Pudge: Your fox hat?
Takumi: Yes, my fox hat
Pudge: Why do you have your fox hat?
Takumi: Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox!

Pudge: Man Alaska why do you smoke so fast!?
Alaska: Because, you smoke to enjoy it, i smoke to die

The Cornal: Could the people who are making out, please shut up? there are drunk people in here trying to sleep!

Pudge: I was thinking, why would she run head-on into a cop with its light on? then i thought well she hated authority figures....
The Cornal: Ha ha! look at that Pudge made a funny!

Lara: Should i like bite or something?
Pudge: NO DONT BITE!
Lara: Well then what are we supposed to do?
Pudge: I dont know, lets go ask Alaska...
So we went to Alaskas room and asked her. she laughed and laughed and then laughed some more. then once she was done laughing she sat up and went to the bathroom and came beck with a tube of toothpaste and explained, in detail. Never have i so wanted to be a tube of Crest Complete

Pudge: im concussed.
Takumi: dude your fine!
Lara: hey is he okay?
*pudge barfs on lara*
Takumi: oh i think u might have a concussion....

The Cornal: Sarah dumped me!
Pudge: im concussed!

Random Quotes-

Chris: We know when Paige isnt paying attention when she's starin at her knee...
Me: No, im still payin attention, im watching Brent pet his leg...
*brent continues to pet his leg*

Chris: Man she calls that disrespectful? last year, i told mrs. seidel to fuck off like 50 times!!

Leslie- Hey you'll never guess what i did earler! Well i was bored and i was alone-
Me-AH! Leslie don't ever start a conversation like that again.... please.... *laughs hysterically*

Leslie- Bang the T.V. that always makes it work
Me- what the hell?
Leslie- oh wait no not that you perv!
Me- ^_^
yea, i know i have alot of favorite quotes... but whatever.. lol


homophobia should be stabbed, burned, choked, raped, then left to suffer in the rain...


I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson" --- IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS!

92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!

Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing histarically in the background!!


Porbably the strangest song ive ever heard-
"Mechanical Man"

[Performed by Billie Joe Armstrong]

I ain't a politician
I'm just a bad musician
Whatcha gonna do for me?

Do you have a taste for
Sex and blood and hate, or
Really good LSD

I'd like to start a band with
I'll sing and you can
Learn to play the tambourine

Here's an invitation
No time for hesitation
Come and join my family

[Chorus]
I live inside of you
But you don't belong to me
I'm a reflection of you
What's my recipe?

Half a cup satanical
Teaspoon puritanical
Stir it with a bloody hand
Quarter cup messiahcal
Sprinkle of maniacle
Now I'm a mechanical man

I'll give you the heads up
Come on and get your legs up
This is called the family jam

Together we'll stay hidden
Wait for Armageddon
Stick it to the man

[Chorus]

[Charlie (laughs):] "Watch this shit, woman! Gonna learn somethin' right now."

[Singing]
Open up the curtains
Then we'll start hurting
Come on lets do the creepy crawl
The shows about to go down
Come I got the low down
Together we'll make Hollywood fall

I live inside of you
But you don't belong to me
I'm a reflection of you
What's my recipe?

I live inside of you
But you don't belong to me
I'm a reflection of you
What's my recipe?

I live inside of you
But you don't belong to me
I'm a reflection of you
You look at me and what do you see?
A half a cup satanical, a teaspoon puritanical,
Stirred with a bloody hand
A quarter cup messiahcal, a sprinkle of maniacal
And now I'm a mechanical man
A half a cup satanical, a teaspoon puritanical,
Stirred with a bloody hand
A quarter cup messiahcal, a sprinkle of maniacal
And now I'm a mechanical man

^_^

and a REALLY short song!!!!!!!! YAY lol its only 30 seconds long ^_^

"The Ballad Of Wilhelm Fink"
Said that I'd meet you
At the Berkeley Marina
3 AM when no one will be found.

All I got in mind
Is a Boone's Farm jug of wine,
Smash a bottle in the parking lot.

But considering our luck,
We'll get busted by the cops.
Instead of sex, we'll go to jail.
Another lesson learned and failed.