Ha, this is what I come up with when I'm hyped up:
Next time, i'm going to go to the vet, steal horse tranquilizer.I will then go to your house at 3:51 am.you will most likely be sleeping but i will wait in the shadows until you wake up.When you do you will notice that you are no longer in ......your room, but inside an abandoned Dairy Queen.I will then force feed you stale ice cream cones until the water levels in you drop to a dangerous level.you will now have an insatiable thirst for liquid.I will then surround you with various exotic waters for further torture.By now you are most likely delirious.I will then hire 4 Asian immigrants to paint your nails your least favourite color. since you are delirious you will probably thing they are trying to steal your soul.At this point you will pass out from fear and go into shock.
While you are unconcious, i will prepare a delicious meal of Kraft macaroni and cheese. The smell alone will awake you.This by far is your most severe torture yet.I shall hang bowls of this macaroni (what I haven't eaten because, we all know, this stuff is delicious) just out of your reach. now, not only are you very thirsty, but also very hungry.Once again you pass out.
When you wake up, you will notice I have recruited 4,000 turtles. You now observe you have 1,000 turtles tied to each limb.During your unconciousness, i have also starved these turtles.20 feet from each lead turtle I have placed a bushel of apples.These aren't small turtles either, these are those Galopagos Island Beasties.You are now being slowly and at a steady pace, torn apart.And just as everything fades to black, you awake from a terrible dream and look around.You think to yourself "Good thing it was just a dream".Thats when you look out your window and see it. Blowing in the wind is a massive rusty dairy queen sigh that reads "The Game".
Lmao that made me laugh. The word peewee makes me laugh. xD
TheReflectingGod, October 4th, 2010 at 06:18:14pm
Ha, this is what I come up with when I'm hyped up:
Next time, i'm going to go to the vet, steal horse tranquilizer.I will then go to your house at 3:51 am.you will most likely be sleeping but i will wait in the shadows until you wake up.When you do you will notice that you are no longer in ......your room, but inside an abandoned Dairy Queen.I will then force feed you stale ice cream cones until the water levels in you drop to a dangerous level.you will now have an insatiable thirst for liquid.I will then surround you with various exotic waters for further torture.By now you are most likely delirious.I will then hire 4 Asian immigrants to paint your nails your least favourite color. since you are delirious you will probably thing they are trying to steal your soul.At this point you will pass out from fear and go into shock.
While you are unconcious, i will prepare a delicious meal of Kraft macaroni and cheese. The smell alone will awake you.This by far is your most severe torture yet.I shall hang bowls of this macaroni (what I haven't eaten because, we all know, this stuff is delicious) just out of your reach. now, not only are you very thirsty, but also very hungry.Once again you pass out.
When you wake up, you will notice I have recruited 4,000 turtles. You now observe you have 1,000 turtles tied to each limb.During your unconciousness, i have also starved these turtles.20 feet from each lead turtle I have placed a bushel of apples.These aren't small turtles either, these are those Galopagos Island Beasties.You are now being slowly and at a steady pace, torn apart.And just as everything fades to black, you awake from a terrible dream and look around.You think to yourself "Good thing it was just a dream".Thats when you look out your window and see it. Blowing in the wind is a massive rusty dairy queen sigh that reads "The Game".
ASaintNotACelebrity, October 4th, 2010 at 02:27:01am
Lol! It's soooo cold out right now! >.<
TheReflectingGod, October 3rd, 2010 at 07:45:09pm
OMGGG!!! My dad is supposed to get me a bass for my birthday (wich is Novembr 8th) but I doubt he will =(. I don't like my guitar anymore.
TheReflectingGod, October 3rd, 2010 at 10:18:00am
well, i wouldn't say that. i don't know you.
ilovetmills, October 2nd, 2010 at 03:31:11pm
YESSSSS =) How are you?
TheReflectingGod, October 2nd, 2010 at 12:38:47am
it's okay, you are fairly new.
ilovetmills, October 1st, 2010 at 05:18:37pm
yeah, especially since i've been here for 4 years.
ahaha.
ilovetmills, October 1st, 2010 at 03:22:46am
Well THENNN. Lol i love Mike soooo muchhhh
TheReflectingGod, September 30th, 2010 at 07:49:16am
lol no, sry.
i just deleted my 88 pages that i had.
nice try, though :)
ilovetmills, September 29th, 2010 at 11:28:47pm
lol MIKES MY HUSBAND
TheReflectingGod, September 29th, 2010 at 05:10:39pm
lol same here xD I looked at it the first time and was like u_u what are they doing???
Batfreak, September 29th, 2010 at 12:05:27pm
muahahaha. Yes yes I am. :D
Shoelace-Necktie, September 29th, 2010 at 12:20:43am
I'm thinking of ways to steal it's new title.
Shoelace-Necktie, September 28th, 2010 at 10:44:47pm
Hmmm that's it then there's no hope for yoy bahahaha. Don't worry everybody's a little stupid. O.O
Shoelace-Necktie, September 28th, 2010 at 09:54:35pm